The bassinet, bouncer, your crib, or the rock n play are all awesome places to sleep, and are probably more comfortable than mommy's chest! You should really try to sleep longer than 15 min in any of them, im sure you will love it! (and mommy would too)
What is it with men and letting baby suck their nose?! My husband does this too! Drives me crazy, cause I KNOW his face isn't clean after a hard day's work in this Fl heat....
I have to second all you ladies.. Rose does all of those things! (And I'm much too tired to come up with something original)
If you always poop or pee in a brand new diaper I'll never be able to keep you clean and dry. The car seat isn't a touture device. Mommy has spent a sh*t ton if money trying to find you something to sleep in ( crib, sleep n play, co sleeper, rock n play). I can't hold you 24/7 even though I want too
Re: Things my baby doesn't know...
*said dog is very gentle but I still keep a close eye on them.
LO, the night that you slept five hours was great, there's no need to go back to every three or even (like last night) every hour... Just saying.
You are not at a heavy metal concert so no need to head bang - especially into mommy's jaw.
I will not allow you to be the stinky kid -ever - so bath time is a must even if you scream your head off.
You could teach Wolverine a thing or two about razor sharp claws.