Alaric says: "That's the BEST! Cause then Mommy has to do the whole bath over! And what's even funnier, is that second time around, if you make sure you pee on her and the floor as she pulls you out to put you in a towel. You get a third bath plus Mommy has to then clean up the bathroom floor later. She makes such funny faces and uses funny words under her breath as she wipes pee off the bathroom mirror. And make sure you scream and cry when she puts you down so that she can do the cleaning. Hilarious!"
I am a girl, but that doesn't stop me from somehow shooting pee at mommy. I am also a pro at projectile pooping. I like to keep diaper changes interesting. ~Norah
"I might not poop daily, but when I do, I poop all the way to my neck and hair ... And clothes, and sheets, and mom's clothes and the neighbour's curtains probably" Renata
One time I pooped so much it got all over my changing table, my poo ran down my dresser, it got on my clean diaper basket, my poop even reached my closet door! Sadly I got none on my dad. But I will keep trying! -Axel
It's the funniest when I worry mummy by acting sick, and then make a liar of her at the doctors by being all smiley and wanting to feed .... My big brother taught me this trick and he really is a pro at it >-) Zalia
Yesterday I had a poop explosion in the new outfit before Mommy could get a picture, then I spit up all over the second outfit before Mommy could even get it on me. I also like to spit up when the burpie cloth is just out of reach, or in another room entirely.
I like to wait until Mommy has everything ready to go, has timed our car ride so I'm not fussy, and has me all strapped in ... and then I open my sleepy eyes, put my poop face on, and let er rip! Then, I'm nice and awake from the excitement so it's gonna be a challenging car ride Momma! Enjoy! -Cheeky Baby
"I have a sixth sense for when my mom is trying to steal my milk (pump) for her stash. I will wake up from a dead sleep and demand to be held-which is difficult with those cones on her chest-so she usually just stops stealing my milk and hold me. " -Owen 10 weeks
"I like to poo all over my cute church outfit and car seat. Then the next day after mommy has put the car seat cover through the washer and it's nice I clean I like to do it again just so she doesn't get bored!" - Carter
"I wake up in the middle of the night and mommy changes my diaper but I accidentally pee on my changing table so mommy carries me to her bed to finish changing me and oops I pee again and this time on her blankets! I'm just emptying my bladder so we both can sleep longer and of course drink more of mommy's milk! :P Love you mommy!
I like to pull off mom while breastfeeding so that she starts squirting milk everywhere. All over my face, boppy, and her phone. I do it when she least expects it. Lol.
" I am ver specific as to how i like to be rocked to sleep. My mommy's and Daddy's arms get really tierd but I just can't help that I like to fall as sleep in my imaginary floating bed lol"
I steal some of mummy's hair to keep between my fingers, it's so funny when she looks amazed that I've managed to put it in my clammy lil hands with all the little bits of fluff. Then I clamp my fists really tight hehe... She always says "where on earth does this fluff come from!" Zalia
Re: Confessions of a Newborn
DS1 7/24/15
DS2 5/7/17
~Norah
❤️Dinah
-Axel
>-) Zalia
-Cheeky Baby
DS1 7/24/15
DS2 5/7/17
Married:09/14/13
Baby 2 - Due: 5/4/17
-Alaila
:x David Israel (10 weeks)
-Graham
Zalia