My in laws have barely been here for 24 hours and I already just want to hide in my room and "breastfeed" all the time. My FIL already picked up some alcohol and started drinking and then proceeded to rant about the most random things. My MIL is pretty great at least other than the guilt trips over holidays.
I made it a month before me and hubby had sexy time- we got caught up in the moment and could not find the whole box of condoms that I bought! Well we are obviously idiots because we went ahead with it anyway, wth were we thinking?! Now I'm going to be a nervous wreck for the next few weeks. Also pretty sure this crazy man at the grocery store baby jinxed me yesterday, strangest thing ever..
Probably the same thing I was thinking when I told DH not to put one on the other night! He didn't listen to me though and put one on...we just both hate condoms! Since we have been married we were trying to get pregnant or pregnant and I miss the no condom sex!
My sweet little 2 and a half week old daughter farts loud enough so that it sounds like a grown man farting. We were at the doctor's office and she let one rip. The couple in front of me instantly look at me like I did it. I guess I COULD have taken the blame, but I chose to check her diaper to put the blame back on her.
I begrudgingly let other people hold my baby but I HATE when I get her back and she smells like other people's perfume/cologne. My baby should smell like me. [-(
I had no problem leaving LO with my parents for the weekend last week so DH and I could get away for a night. I felt slightly guilty that I didn't think to check in until after DH asked if I knew how LO was doing.
Re: **FFFC**