October 2015 Moms

Lightning butt??!!

So..ive heard everyone talk about lightning crotch. Ive experienced that a few times. But what about the lightning butt? I swear i just felt like i was being stabbed up the bum. Im laying in bed and start screaming "oh my god what is thaaatt" DH comes running in and i try to explain to him that my ass is on fire. I dont have hemorrhoids. .and im not constipated. I was just laying down ready to go to sleep and i swear this child tried to rip another hole in my ass. So here i am almost in tears holding onto my butt for dearnlife..and DH holding his crotch trying not to pee from laughing so hard. Who said this pregnancy thing is sexy??!!....p.s. does anyone knownwhat that heck that was??

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