For me its, no more heart burn. I don't throw up every night. Ooooooo the smell of coffee doesn't make me gag anymore. My legs are no longer swollen to the point where I can't bend my foot. I can see down there for grooming. Plus, porn star boobs!
For me its, no more heart burn. I don't throw up every night. Ooooooo the smell of coffee doesn't make me gag anymore. My legs are no longer swollen to the point where I can't bend my foot. I can see down there for grooming. Plus, porn star boobs!
DH thinks the porn star boobs are cruel torture. They're huge, always on display but completely and totally off limits to him! I've already told him that even when we are cleared for sex, if he touches my nipples I will kill him. )
For me its, no more heart burn. I don't throw up every night. Ooooooo the smell of coffee doesn't make me gag anymore. My legs are no longer swollen to the point where I can't bend my foot. I can see down there for grooming. Plus, porn star boobs!
DH thinks the porn star boobs are cruel torture. They're huge, always on display but completely and totally off limits to him! I've already told him that even when we are cleared for sex, if he touches my nipples I will kill him. )
My DH thinks the same way. He made a comment about being excited to be cleared for sex and having fun with my boobs. I told him he needed to stay away unless he wanted a snack....he said looking at his wife having amazing boobs and not being able to enjoy them is payback for men not suffering during pregnancy. Ummm sure babe off limits boobs are definitely as torturous as swelling, no sleep, heartburn, etc.
For me its, no more heart burn. I don't throw up every night. Ooooooo the smell of coffee doesn't make me gag anymore. My legs are no longer swollen to the point where I can't bend my foot. I can see down there for grooming. Plus, porn star boobs!
DH thinks the porn star boobs are cruel torture. They're huge, always on display but completely and totally off limits to him! I've already told him that even when we are cleared for sex, if he touches my nipples I will kill him. )
Update: DH saw me in my hands free pumping set up for the first time yesterday. I think the porn star boobs have now lost their appeal.
Re: It's so wonderful!
For me its, no more heart burn. I don't throw up every night. Ooooooo the smell of coffee doesn't make me gag anymore. My legs are no longer swollen to the point where I can't bend my foot. I can see down there for grooming. Plus, porn star boobs!
No more acid reflux.
Not feeling like a beached whale at the pool.
Being able to get in and out of the bathtub with out DH's help.
Rolling over in bed without feeling like I just completed a marathon.
I love that I can sleep on my stomach again.. I love looking at my little guy and being able to eat and not have acid reflux.
I miss pregnancy but am happy it's over until next time.. Now when will I start again!!