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Real Housewives of The Bump-Jan edition (GTKY)

ccoleemanccoleeman member
in January 2016 Moms
These shows have been my guilty pleasure this pregnancy during sick mornings. Not sure how many fans are on here, but it got me thinking...

If you were a Real Housewife, what would be your tagline?
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    mamakate1616mamakate1616 member
    I have never seen a RHO... show! Can you give an example? Maybe then I can play
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    ccoleemanccoleeman member
    Oh don't worry they're reality TV junk, but my fave guilty pleasure :) it's the little intros each girl does in the opening credits. Some faves of mine are:

    "I've always been a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress"

    "If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass"

    "My yacht may have sailed but my ship is coming in"

    "I may not be a housewife, but I am real"

    Its just a corny one liner to sum up their personality/what they're about. I may be the only (active) one on this board who watches this stuff!
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    lolobellrnlolobellrn member
    I Love most of the the series except Miami. OC and NJ are probably my favorite!

    All there intros crack me up! Idk who comes up with them but I'm sure they have help! I've been trying to come up with one for myself but I'm not ridiculous enough I guess! Lol!
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    nlwz123nlwz123 member
    The only one I've ever watched is the NJ series because:



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    KareninKarenin member

    I love NY and BH. I love NY for Bethenny so I took a few seasons off when she left. Mine would probably be

    "I am terrified of social interaction so I don't know why I signed up for this"

    or

    "I promise I'll be the one who doesn't spend every episode rehashing every conversation from previous episodes looking for a fight"

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    willashbabywillashbaby member
    I'll play, I've actually screamed this at a homeless man who was harassing me and my friends in NOLA (didn't know who he was messing with): "I'm from NY don't fuck with me!".
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    mandamoo165mandamoo165 member
    I love Real Housewives! OC and NJ are my favorites. I'm not creative enough to come up with a tag line :))
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    thebeefamilythebeefamily member
    OMG, lol I can't stop laughing at the taglines on these shows.

    My favorites are OC, NJ, and Atlanta.

    My tagline:

    "I used to love rum and coke now I'll do anything for a bottle of tums and a nap."
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    MrsRoserMrsRoser member
    Nope, I'm a huge fan of the RH shows. Lol all of them and have been for several years. They are my guilty pleasure too!!! And now my husbands!!!
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    MrsRoserMrsRoser member
    I'm really trying to think of a catchy phrase but not having much luck. I'm a big animal gal and my dad and I always joke that dogs are the only species that love you at your best and worst, rich or poor, etc. So mine would maybe have to be "if you want a friend, get a dog".

    If we're playing because we're pregnant....
    "Life isn't all diamonds and rose', it's about prenatal vitamins and belly bands." ??? Lol I don't know I'm not thinking well!
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    ccoleemanccoleeman member
    @MrsRoser If you're a dog lover, something like "my dogs are the only bitches I need in my life" could work lol

    @thebeefamily looove it! It belongs on a t shirt. Sums it up so well

    @willashbaby you. are. a badass. End of story. Lol idk if you watch RHONY but I could totally see you as Bethenny-super direct and sharp

    @Karenin I would be the most boring housewife ever, bc I don't like confrontation and try to let things go lol

    @kristib1027 literally laughed out loud at that one!!!

    I feel silly for starting a thread about this without coming up with a tagline yet..hmm..
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    willashbabywillashbaby member
    @ccoleeman I relate to Bethany very much :)
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