I have never seen a RHO... show! Can you give an example? Maybe then I can play
Me: 30 DH: 31 Married: 2012 BFP #1 Sept 2014, MMC Dec 2014 | BFP #2 May 2015, DD Jan 2016 | BFP #3 May 2017, MC July 2017 | BFP #4 Jan 2018, MC Feb 2018 | BFP #5 July 2018, fingers crossed
Oh don't worry they're reality TV junk, but my fave guilty pleasure it's the little intros each girl does in the opening credits. Some faves of mine are:
"I've always been a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress"
"If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass"
"My yacht may have sailed but my ship is coming in"
"I may not be a housewife, but I am real"
Its just a corny one liner to sum up their personality/what they're about. I may be the only (active) one on this board who watches this stuff!
I Love most of the the series except Miami. OC and NJ are probably my favorite!
All there intros crack me up! Idk who comes up with them but I'm sure they have help! I've been trying to come up with one for myself but I'm not ridiculous enough I guess! Lol!
Lol watching re-runs on Hulu as I type this ) mine would prob be like "I may look like I have resting bitch face, but I probably just have to poop." That explains my whole life right now! Hahaha
I'll play, I've actually screamed this at a homeless man who was harassing me and my friends in NOLA (didn't know who he was messing with): "I'm from NY don't fuck with me!".
I'm really trying to think of a catchy phrase but not having much luck. I'm a big animal gal and my dad and I always joke that dogs are the only species that love you at your best and worst, rich or poor, etc. So mine would maybe have to be "if you want a friend, get a dog".
If we're playing because we're pregnant.... "Life isn't all diamonds and rose', it's about prenatal vitamins and belly bands." ??? Lol I don't know I'm not thinking well!
Re: Real Housewives of The Bump-Jan edition (GTKY)
Married: 2012
BFP #1 Sept 2014, MMC Dec 2014 | BFP #2 May 2015, DD Jan 2016 | BFP #3 May 2017, MC July 2017 | BFP #4 Jan 2018, MC Feb 2018 | BFP #5 July 2018, fingers crossed
"I've always been a piece of work, but now, I'm a work in progress"
"If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass"
"My yacht may have sailed but my ship is coming in"
"I may not be a housewife, but I am real"
Its just a corny one liner to sum up their personality/what they're about. I may be the only (active) one on this board who watches this stuff!
All there intros crack me up! Idk who comes up with them but I'm sure they have help! I've been trying to come up with one for myself but I'm not ridiculous enough I guess! Lol!
Low progesterone
Baby boy born 01/2016
Currently: NTNP
I love NY and BH. I love NY for Bethenny so I took a few seasons off when she left. Mine would probably be
"I am terrified of social interaction so I don't know why I signed up for this"
or
"I promise I'll be the one who doesn't spend every episode rehashing every conversation from previous episodes looking for a fight"
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If we're playing because we're pregnant....
"Life isn't all diamonds and rose', it's about prenatal vitamins and belly bands." ??? Lol I don't know I'm not thinking well!
@thebeefamily looove it! It belongs on a t shirt. Sums it up so well
@willashbaby you. are. a badass. End of story. Lol idk if you watch RHONY but I could totally see you as Bethenny-super direct and sharp
@Karenin I would be the most boring housewife ever, bc I don't like confrontation and try to let things go lol
@kristib1027 literally laughed out loud at that one!!!
I feel silly for starting a thread about this without coming up with a tagline yet..hmm..