Sorry to revive an older thread but saw this and wanted to share!
Good one! Thanks for sharing. It totally cracked me up! Especially the quickie/ cookie one. That's something I would do and I could relate to so many of the other ones.
When you leave LO with DH to take a shower and the whole time you hear "phantom" baby cries.
Oh my gosh, I hear phantom baby cries all the time when I don't have him.. I have to use white noise very loud when I sleep, and still sometimes I "hear" cries.. Crazy
when youre home alone with baby for so long that seeing an adult again, you find yourself thinking their head/all of them seems abnormally big. like "were you that big yesterday?"
Sorry to revive an older thread but saw this and wanted to share!
I finally got a chance to read these and can relate to so many! Especially faking having to go to the bathroom to spend a few minutes on your phone. I am "constipated" several times a week ;-)
When you continue your talking-to-baby monologue even when the baby can't hear you anymore, like after they're in the car and you're putting the shopping cart away.
Re: You know your a mom when...
like "were you that big yesterday?"
Was the only song I could think of