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Let's play a game!

aprilmay92aprilmay92 member
in September 2015 Moms
Called "how pregnant am I?" I'll go first.



I'm so pregnant that my feet swelled up enough to break my shoes...at work.
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  • jennahkrossjennahkross member
    I am so pregnant there is no longer room for my three year old to sit in my lap, he just bounces off.
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  • aprilmay92aprilmay92 member
    In addition to my original post:

    I'm so pregnant that I just started crying because the green beans I bought on Saturday for tonight's dinner are already moldy.
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  • Sarahm8687Sarahm8687 member
    I'm so pregnant I walked into a restaurant tonight and all the hostess could say is "wow, you're huge." Not even "hi." Or "how many in your party." Just "wow you're huge."
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  • itsasapphireitsasapphire member
    I'm so pregnant I wake up looking forward to the next opportunity I will have to go back to sleep. DD imitates me by "lay like mommy" on the couch. After I pee I wait a bit in hopes my water will just break.

    Two weeks until my scheduled C but it would be so awesome if I just fell into labor on my own.
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  • Sarahm8687Sarahm8687 member
    I'm so pregnant I didn't put makeup on or do my hair to run to the mall "right quick" for foundation and so then I felt completely inadequate to the judgey Chanel associates so I purchased half the Fall makeup line to prove I'm not always this frumpy.
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  • GrowingapepperGrowingapepper member
    I'm so pregnant that I dread putting on socks and shoes!
    I'm so pregnant that my belly only has a little bit more room left in my maternity uniform for work! I hope I can make it to the end without having a buy a bigger top!a
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  • JessicaGuerra88JessicaGuerra88 member
    I'm so pregnant that I cried when my husband was eating a hot dog in front of me the other day...
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  • aprilmay92aprilmay92 member
    @callistosmile I'm so with you! Totally peed all over my hand last appointment.
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  • krose92krose92 member
    callistosmile said:
    I just discovered my belly is so wide that there's no way i can hold the pee cup at the doctors in such a way that it all gets in the cup and not on my hand...
    Yeah... I can't STAND the thought of peeing all over myself, so I help myself to a glove from the stand outside the bathroom. :)
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  • adtaylor2015adtaylor2015 member
    edited August 2015
    callistosmile said:

    I just discovered my belly is so wide that there's no way i can hold the pee cup at the doctors in such a way that it all gets in the cup and not on my hand...

    I'm having trouble with this too. I didn't realize I had filled the cup to the brim and while I was bringing it "out", I hit my bump and spilled half of it down my shorts/legs, on my flip flops, and the floor. I know, so gross but I couldn't help but laugh.
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  • rachelb51212rachelb51212 member
    I'm so pregnant I had my husband cut my toenails for me. He hates feet!

    I'm so pregnant I used my toes to pick up the dog's tennis ball so I could play fetch with him.

    I'm so pregnant it's a miracle if my feet get soap on them in the shower because it's too much trouble to bend down and scrub them. I just hope the runoff from the rest of my body does the trick
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  • tophywifetophywife member
    I'm so pregnant that my husband had to buckle my sandals for me this weekend!
    11/10/13 - we tied the knot <3
    BFP #1 6/27/14 - EDD 3/4/15 - lost heartbeat 8/11/14; D&C 8/20/14
    BFP #2 1/19/15 - EDD 9/26/15


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  • amylou512amylou512 member
    I'm so pregnant that my husband forbids me to go to Target. :(( Last couple of times we went I ended up cramping, sweating, and exhausted. Too bad we have a ton of gift cards to spend on our last few baby items!
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  • theglitteredpterodactyltheglitteredpterodactyl member
    @callistosmile oh man is this the club I never wanted to join :-( the worst part is that they said it wasn't a clean catch and sent me back to try again the next day!

    I'm so pregnant my dog is on official, constant labour watch. Everywhere I go she follows, her big brown eyes staring at me with this worried concerned face "is it happening yet?" The other day I landed forward to grab something off the coffee table and let out a quiet little "ooh" that woke her up out of a sound sleep and she came over, glared at me, sniffed me all over and waited until I leaned back before going back to her bed.

    And I'm so pregnant that getting out of bed for my various nighttime peeing is officially a two man job that my partner can't sleep through anymore, I need too much help repositioning.

    I'm also so pregnant that not only are my peeing successes shared with my partner ("it was like a whole six second heavy gush! It was beautiful!") But he actively and genuinely celebrates with me.
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  • bethanyjane26bethanyjane26 member
    Im so pregnant I forgot about my leg hair!!

    I'm at the doctor, wearing shorts, and I looked down at my legs just now and I can clearly see my leg hair! This is the closest I've been to my legs in a while and I'm grossed out myself. And now that I'm thinking about it I can't even remember when I shaved my legs last.
    How did I let it get this bad???
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  • babs02babs02 member
    theglitteredpterodactyl said:


    I'm so pregnant my dog is on official, constant labour watch. Everywhere I go she follows, her big brown eyes staring at me with this worried concerned face "is it happening yet?" The other day I landed forward to grab something off the coffee table and let out a quiet little "ooh" that woke her up out of a sound sleep and she came over, glared at me, sniffed me all over and waited until I leaned back before going back to her bed.

    This... I'm glad I'm not the only one. My pups just stare at me sometimes and it freaks me out! Yesterday while getting ready I knocked a bunch of product over and they both came running in to check on me.
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  • callistosmilecallistosmile member
    Glad I'm not the only one peeing on themselves hahaha

    Today I'm too big to get onto my balcony. We have half the door blocked off with cardboard so we can use the window a/c unit. We're a middle unit so we don't have any other windows in the living room so we just plunked the a/c on the balcony and taped up some cardboard. We can still get out (theoretically) between the cardboard and the sliding door when we slide it all the way open. Not today though...looks like boyfriend is watering my plants from here on out!
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  • raspellraspell member
    I'm so pregnant that I have to sit on the edge of the bed to take off/put on underwear and pants. And I'm afraid that I'm very very close to not being able to do THAT by myself.

    I'm so pregnant that I sit on the toilet for an extra minute to make sure I'm done peeing, and then I still manage to trickle on myself when I stand up.


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  • williamson1983williamson1983 member
    I'm so pregnant that my hubby helps push me out of the bed cause it is so much work alone

    I'm so pregnant I look rediculios getting myself out of my suv
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  • sarareginesararegine member
    I'm so pregnant that I suffer from out if control anxiety that something bad will happen to my 1st daughter in the weirdest circumstsnces including having vertigo at ridiculously short heights. Thx hormones.

    i'm so pregnant that I can't get out of the bed or bathtub with DH pulling me up. I'm so pregnant I think my belly button will burst at the seams. I'm so pregnant I can't wear shoes that need buckling or lacing because I can't do it on my own anymore, DH has to help me :-(
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