My blu Ray player is a twatwaffle!!!! I was right in the middle of a Netflix binge, Gilmore girls, and my blu Ray player, which is only 1 years old, just shorted out and quit working. I am in no mood for this crap!!!
My credit card company for not letting me make an online payment is a twatwaffle... Why are they making it so difficult for me to give them money? I don't get it it
My credit card company for not letting me make an online payment is a twatwaffle... Why are they making it so difficult for me to give them money? I don't get it it
Sounds like they don't want your money, works out better for you right?
My husband for taking the garage door opener out of my car... On a day it is pouring down rain. Maybe I should unplug the garage door and make him get soaked too...
I'm a twatwaffle. I took all the furniture out of the living room, shampooed the carpets, and put all the sofa cushion covers in the wash. Now I'm not motivated anymore and I still need to put everything back at some point (and stuff the PITA cushions back into the covers). For now, we'll just have an empty living room until DH wants to come home from work and fix it all.
The lady at work who asked me why Ive gained so much weight (by the way, we don't work in the same department and have never had a conversation, so for her to make this comment is completely inappropriate) I told her I'm pregnant. She said "oh good, I thought you were just getting huge"
I wanted to say "I'm growing a human, what's your excuse?" Twatwaffle :P
Nausea and vomiting is a twatwaffle. I don't know if I'm maybe getting sick, or if this is pregnancy related, but I didn't enjoy vomiting up my lunch just now. Or the nausea I've felt over the last few days. Ugh.
The lady at the cafeteria at work is a twatwaffle. She asked when I was due and when I said December, her response was, "Wow! I thought you were going to say September or something." -_-
Everybody who keeps commenting and saying I still don't look pregnant. Like thank you, I know I'm still underweight and feel bad about it already. Also a lady I had to deal with at work today is a twatwaffle. I know how to do my job and didn't need her cussing me out and calling me stupid both times I tried to help her.
The patient we had to deal with Sunday night is a huge twatwaffle!!! She held her fists up at me like she was going to take a swing at me... Trust me I would have laid that old bag out if she had. She then started kicking, biting and scratching the other nurses... Thank God for restraints! I requested not to have her tonight. Dumb twatwaffle X(
I just... anyone who is married and pretends like they don't know how weddings work is a twatwaffle. Anyone who has been part of a wedding who thinks it's the time to make it about them and their needs is a twatwaffle. People who don't read for comprehension are twatwaffles. People are just twatwaffles! Twatwaffles freaking everywhere man!
I second the people in general being twatwaffles sentiment @ChiccoBeanz. Also specifically, people who go to work or public gatherings and insist that they "have allergies" even though they are actually sick and contagious are huge twatwaffles. Why is your schedule and saving up your sick time more important than the health and sick time of people you interact with? Really? You aren't that important. Get over yourself.
This virus/cold I'm coming down with and the 95 degree weather with 100% humidity are both twatwaffles and the combination of them together makes a supertwatwaffle. Oh and cancer is a twatwaffle!
BFP #1 April 14th, 2014 MMC at 17weeks with a baby boy D&E
BFP # 2 March 23rd, Rainbow Baby Boy Jayce Michael born 12/9/15
BFP#3 January 26th EDD October 9th! Hoping for my girl!
Having a crap weekend dealing with lying residents who tried getting me fired for doing my job was a twatwaffle, having nesting urges yet too tired to complete them is making me feel like a twatwaffle, wanting DH to help me and him not understanding my jumbled up instructions cause I'm so tired is also making us both a twatwaffle. Lol I'm just glad we haven't argued just laughed at each other and started watching chopped Lol.
People who keep telling me I'm "cute" or "look great" and then tell me that I have the smallest bump they have seen are twat waffles. Excuse me????? I feel enormous!!! And eat everything in sight. I think I've reached one of those uncomfortable stages. It hurts to sit. Hurts to lay down. Hurts to stand. Feels like my belly is literally going to fall off! This is NOT a small or cute bump!
This virus/cold I'm coming down with and the 95 degree weather with 100% humidity are both twatwaffles and the combination of them together makes a supertwatwaffle. Oh and cancer is a twatwaffle!
My flip flops that have never given me a blister before suddenly deciding to give me one... Twat waffles! I don't feel as though I walked around excessively today or anything. Yet between my big toe and second one is aching and I assume its a blister but i can't really see my feet well enough to tell :-q
My employee for seeing me eat a donut and then saying "be careful, you don't want to balloon up!" -- you lady, are a major twatwaffle. I will eat this donut & LOVE IT.
My SOs dad for saying he thinks he's a better parent than my mum and dad so we should just go to him instead? And for also saying that my SO should put him first and not me or the baby You sir are a massive twatwaffle for thinking you can insult my family and to think your son's child is less important than you.
Guy was traveling for work overseas. He throws a fit and bashes a superiors ideas in front of clients and then says he quits IN FRONT OF CLIENTS! He comes back a few hours later and apologizes but his boss says that she accepts his verbal resignation and that she won't let him take it back.
Now that everyone is rolling back into the country his name has popped up on the value board I have created to keep moral high. Whoever did that is passive aggressive and childish. I didn't want to simply take it down, so I put the name of a lady who resigned a few weeks ago to take a job closer to home and added the quote "Once family, always family" and posted it right next to the other name.
Both Guy and the person who posted his name on the value board are this weeks Twatwaffles
Re: TWATWAFFLE TUESDAY
Sounds like they don't want your money, works out better for you right?
And my aunt for talking about me behind my back to the whole family saying I'm not gaining enough and am going to harm the baby.
My OB says my weight/weight gain is straight up normal. Pretty sure that's the one I'm going to listen to.
Twat. Waffles.
I wanted to say "I'm growing a human, what's your excuse?" Twatwaffle :P
I am so thankful for this thread today
BFP #1 April 14th, 2014 MMC at 17weeks with a baby boy D&E
BFP # 2 March 23rd, Rainbow Baby Boy Jayce Michael born 12/9/15
BFP#3 January 26th EDD October 9th! Hoping for my girl!
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You sir are a massive twatwaffle for thinking you can insult my family and to think your son's child is less important than you.