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Zombie Apocalypse....Name your weapon - what's to your left?

skruhminskruhmin member
edited August 2015 in March 2016 Moms
I don't know about you ladies but I don't feel like working today, so I need some fun.

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  • skruhminskruhmin member
    A banana muffin and iced latte.  Hopefully I can throw it hard enough to take his head off.  Or maybe that'll stave off his hunger.
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  • diablessediablesse member
    A full body dive suit.
    Why don't people in Zombie apocalypses ever dress appropriately?   Cover up your exposed skin for Christ's sake!   You can get a blunt object from anywhere. 
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  • lightroxlightrox member
    I want a sword so I can chop their heads off from far enough away. I also don't understand when people decide to stay somewhere why they don't like build a moat and fill it with something flamibale. Or why they don't head towards an island where there is less population it just makes more sense than heading towards the larger cities.
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  • skruhminskruhmin member
    Did you ladies read the instructions?  @diablesse you have a full body dive suit to your left??  If so, I'm impressed, what do you do for a living?  ;)
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  • lightroxlightrox member
    edited August 2015
    Nope didn't read the last part for some reason :D but I do have a machete on my wall to my left so I guess that is what I would use.
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  • SparkE82SparkE82 member

    My weapon of choice would be a machete or fireman's ax.......quiet and reusable......

    If I have to choose the object to my left......its a calculator, cell phone, and a red pen.....oh and a pile of paperwork I need to file....I would be screwed....lol


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  • skruhminskruhmin member
    lightrox said:
    Nope didn't read the last part for some reason :D but I do have a machete on my wall to my left so I guess that is what I would use.
    Ok GTKY - why do you have a machete on your left????
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  • lightroxlightrox member
    I have two I use them as wall decorations right now but they are real I just need to sharpen them I got them when I visited my family in Venezuela a few years ago.
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  • skruhminskruhmin member
    Alright so you'll be one of the survivors ;)
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  • diablessediablesse member
    skruhmin said:
    Did you ladies read the instructions?  @diablesse you have a full body dive suit to your left??  If so, I'm impressed, what do you do for a living?  ;)
    lol.  I was very confused by your instructions, but figured I'd rant away anyway.
    Amusingly enough, in my prior job, I would have had a wet suit on my left.  I was a marine biologist for 8 years.
     Today I just have an empty coke bottle, a doughnut and a pair of scissors on my left.  Doughnut it is!
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  • Knottie1456889319Knottie1456889319 member
    A mortgage calculator.

    Not sure I would survive :)
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  • MrsBroughton15MrsBroughton15 member
    A second monitor.  :-S I'm dead.
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  • SwillahSwillah member
    A pillow and a pop tart. SOO basically if I can't stave off the hunger I'll either smother him to death or offer him a comfy place to sleep; AKA screwed..


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  • kynbar5kynbar5 member
    Are we sitting next to each other? Lol I also have a pillow and a pop tart haha!
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  • bntfroggiebntfroggie member
    A pen, a post it notepad, a regular notepad, and a cup of water.  I think I'm zombie chow.
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  • TaraphanieTaraphanie member
    Some caramel cake bars, my cell phone and a map of London. Not sure I will make it really far.
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  • meg_2006meg_2006 member
    My son. Well that's just wrong. To the left of him is a book. Can I use that instead?

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  • skruhminskruhmin member
    I don't know @meg_2006, 3-year olds are pretty scrappy.
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  • jy725jy725 member
    I've got my big pink water bottle. It has a handle, so if I could fill it with something heavy it could do some damage.
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  • Parker16772Parker16772 member
    My second monitor, my stapler and my phone. I would probably die even though I am sure you could do a little damage with my computer screen. :) 

    Reminds me: I can't wait for the Walking dead to come back on in October. Any other fans?


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  • flowerpower5838flowerpower5838 member

    The most lethal thing on my desk is a pen so I don't think I am going to last too long in any kind of zombie attack. Been nice knowing you!

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  • SparkE82SparkE82 member

    @Parker16772 I can't wait for The Walking Dead to start back up. I am pretty excited for the new one "Fear The Walking Dead" to start up too.



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    @SparkE82 ..I forgot about Fear the Walking dead. Doesn't that start soon?


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  • SwillahSwillah member
    Not a zombie show fan but the show Z Nation has filmed in several locations around my house this summer!


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    ha! 2 raspberry Lifesavers 

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  • skruhminskruhmin member
    PinkSunglasses16 said:
    ha! 2 raspberry Lifesavers 
    You're SCREWED!!!
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    DS3 - 2/21/16
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  • lindscnn1lindscnn1 member
    My pit bull and my chihuahua. They should fear the chihuahua! Lol
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  • oceanchildoceanchild member
    Half a tuna sammie I'm trying to get the baby to finish. He seems pretty averse to the tuna today, so maybe it would ward off an approaching zombie as well?

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  • evemadalynevemadalyn member
    My daughter and a pillow! I'll take my chances with the pillow!
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    Parker16772 said:
    @SparkE82 ..I forgot about Fear the Walking dead. Doesn't that start soon?
    Yes! Should start August 23rd I believe. :)


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  • Doxies4lifeDoxies4life member
    My weiner dog who is currently snoring louder than my husband does.
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  • ecwkecwk member
    Ooh I'll play, I love zombies! Closest to my left is my bottle of Metformin pills. I guess I could throw it at the zombie or offer to treat it... Yeah I'm screwed.

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    ecwk said:
    Ooh I'll play, I love zombies! Closest to my left is my bottle of Metformin pills. I guess I could throw it at the zombie or offer to treat it... Yeah I'm screwed.
    Maybe the zombie will get the diarrhea side effect ;)
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  • julesr1989julesr1989 member
    My husband, he's an excellent hunter gatherer, has built us an off the grid house, and had excellent aim.

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  • OneRainDropOneRainDrop member
    Well I'm screwed... To my left is my daughters Baby Einstein musical toy.
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    skruhmin said:


    ecwk said:

    Ooh I'll play, I love zombies! Closest to my left is my bottle of Metformin pills. I guess I could throw it at the zombie or offer to treat it... Yeah I'm screwed.

    Maybe the zombie will get the diarrhea side effect ;)


    Haha oh I wouldn't wish that side effect on anyone, not even a zombie!!

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  • lexievelyn8179lexievelyn8179 member
    My camera bag with my camera equipment in it. I don't know how helpful that would be other than to document the apocalypse...
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  • ladyshark311ladyshark311 member
    A package of Kit Kat bars, I would say that I may be able to feed them to the zombies but nobody gets my Kit-Kats!
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  • kotastar14kotastar14 member
    An ice fishing spear lol (this is literally to my left because I'm cleaning out the garage and decided take a bump break).
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