Only times I was in a fight was defending my friend. I'm not a physically aggressive person. Don't fuck with my friends or my brother....and, now, my kids.
Not because I'm against it or anything, we met and feel in love in high school and before him I had never met anyone who seemed worth it. It also took 2 years (and lots of convincing on my part) to happen because he didn't believe in premarital sex! Thankfully he changed his mind because 6 years would have been way to long to wait.
This was going to be mine! Ha ha I'm not against it either, was just never comfortable enough with anyone else.
NHIE: been pulled over for speeding.
Jeez, I sound lame. Ha ha but a lot of the others are already taken!
So since we're sharing stories...the sex tape..DUN DUN DUN!!!
I dated this ridiculously hot, very adventurous guy when I was like 19 and one weekend we took a trip to downtown San Antonio and stayed at the Marriott on the Riverwalk. We drank, and had the best dirty nasty monkey sex. So we decided fuck it, let's have something to watch later.
I wanted a copy of of it so he emailed it to me. Guess who checked my email?! MY MOTHER. That was such an awkward visit home that Christmas but totally worth it.
Hahaha I would die!!
This reminds me, in a way, of when the guy I was dating and had lost my virginity to had cheated on me and we broke up! I was so mad at him.
He was supposed to bring me back to my dorm from my mom's house and I waited all night for him and he never answered his phone or showed...the next morning his whole family was looking for him. Long story short he told everyone he was taking me back to school and staying the night and instead went off and fucked some high school bimbo.
Anyways, he had a masturbation sleeve and other sex toys that he kept at my dorm so I boxed them up and addressed it to his mom with a note saying "your son forgot these at my dorm."
I hope it was awkward and horrifying for him. He was such a sleaze ball for sooo many reasons that happened before/after we broke up.
I hadn't watched it until a few weeks ago And when all the fans blew up overv the finale i thought id give it a shot i was instantly obsessed. Watched it in a couple weeks. Lol.
@Birdee212 I liked the one about the three some too. Le sigh...
It started on a trip to Panama City and a bottle of Pepe Lopez. And it was a 4some..not 3.
My best friend and I decided on a whim to go to Florida because we'd both just broken up with our boyfriends. In the hot tub at the hotel we met these 2 Army guys who were total sleeze bags but with margaritas and waffle house in our bellies it was a great idea. We drank a shit ton, invited them to our room (wtf, right?!) and then before we knew it I was kissing one guy, then my friend and then BOOTY EVERYWHERE!! our room had a huge shower with shower heads everywhere so we moved in there. It was literally one of the craziest nights of my life. The weird part was they were stationed at Ft. Benning and we live in Atlanta so it wasn't as easy to avoid them like we would have liked after we got back. Turned out one of the guys was actually married. Ick. It was fun but I refused to drink Pepe Lopez ever again! [-X
I liked far too many of these, oh dear. Haha..but ok. My ahem, *first* 3 some story....was totally cliché. I was 18, my friends and I had just graduated high school and all three of us had recently been dumped by our high school boyfriends. So we had a girls night. We had some sappy chick flick on one of the movie channels (cinemax?) but we were talking so much we didn't notice when it ended and a soft core porn started in its place. When we did realize it, there was a lot of laughing before the questions started up....have any of you kissed a girl? Made out? Second base? Etc....followed by some dares, and a lot of vodka. Before too long clothes were off and we had found a can of whip cream and a jar of strawberry preserves and the rest is history. Lol.
The funny part was that one of guy friends had been over and left because he said we were being boring, if he had only stayed another 20mins or so....ha! We never told him though, because the whole thing felt like the storyline of a bad porn movie. Slumber party antics? Sigh...haha
Wow, I am such a square. I wanna hear a story about one of those threesomes, please!
B/c I'm more of a "bad ass" than I thought and can't come up with a NHIH...ahem, threesome story:
Once upon a time (last summer), my boyfriend (now baby daddy) brought up the topic in a no-pressure way, just to see if I'd ever considered it. Before dating him I always thought "um, negative, I'll kiss a girl at a party b/c that's fun but sexy time? Nah." He's a bad (good?) influence though and I was all for it as long as we found the right girl. Naturally, he was leaving that task up to me.
A few weeks later I was getting dinner with one of my close friends who I don't get to see too often and as she'd never met my BF she wanted to know what he was like. I dished in typical girly fashion, including how great he was in bed (but didn't even touch on the threesome idea). Imagine my surprise when my cute, little, very religious gf then asked "so....do you ever think about having a threesome?"
I replied with "yes, actually. And [BF] just brought that up the other day. I told him I would be down as long as we found the right ladyfriend."
My cute, little, very religious gf responds, "....what about me?"
We talked about it for a little while and I was able to ascertain she didn't seem to be just talking in that far-off hypothetical fashion where you know they don't expect the thing to ever actually happen. So, BF and I had dinner with her a few days later so they could feel each other out (not literally haha). Somehow, it ended up happening on a freaking Wednesday night. He and I were pretty tipsy and she met us at his house (we had a bonfire going outside because we're all romantical like that, haha!)...I honestly didn't think it was going to happen until it got late, and she said she would stay....and then the three of us were in his bedroom. Then it hit me "oh damn, it's really gonna happen!"
Let's just say, I was (pleasantly) surprised by how much I enjoyed it and I actually wish I'd been fully sober so I could have appreciated it more...and I did all the things. Obviously it won't happen anytime soon, but I would most definitely do it again if the right person is willing.
Lol @DeeGreer for "BOOTY EVERYWHERE." That is the greatest.
My threesome story was also my public sex story (well, one of my public sex stories).
I was a fresh faced freshman, up for anything, and had met this cute ROTC guy a couple weeks before. We had gone out once before and I sort of liked him. He picked me up one evening, along with a mutual guy friend, and we were going to meet my girlfriend to hang out at her apartment pool.
When we got there, she still hasn't gotten off her shift at work, so we all three got cozy in the hot tub to wait for her. The hot tub was in this three-sided gazebo, and there were shrubs all around, so between that and the bottle of Fireball (because I'm classy) we were passing around, we felt pretty concealed. And frisky. I'm not sure who made the first move, but suddenly I was kissing guy friend, and ROTC guy was massaging my shoulders/taking off my bikini top. Then we started doing all the things, and would have continued, if an apartment security guard hadn't suddenly driven by on a golf cart and seen us.
It's a small miracle we didn't get arrested, but he was young, and let it slide. We all three made an awkward scramble for the car, and went back to ROTC guy's apartment. We never ended up meeting my girlfriend that night, and that's the part I still feel bad about X_X
OMG I can't believe I'm late to all the fun!
NHIE - hooked up with a boyfriend/ex-boyfriend of a friend
In my defense, after my BFF found out I hooked up with her ex (I blurted it out one time oops), not only was she not angry at all, but we were pretty young then and she was still a virgin, so my experience with him convinced her to go ahead and lose her virginity to him and everybody was happy. They never got back together, but they stayed good friends and roommates in college and he's happily married and she's engaged. All well that ends well!
Moral of my 3 some stories. 2 dudes, one me = fun but too much work. One dude, me and another chick = fun. Ahhh, maybe again someday when the children are bigger and can babysit each other...
OMG I can't believe I'm late to all the fun! NHIE - hooked up with a boyfriend/ex-boyfriend of a friend
Does it count if I had him first ? Lol
I worked with this one girl who was like single white female with me and was working her way through my ex hookups. So my funny self decided to have fun with it and made up a few stories to see if it was just a coincidence. Nope. She totally got those ones too. I was highly amused. I still don't know why she wanted my leftovers.
I accidentally slept with one of my friends crushes. I seriously had no clue they had been talking and it just happened. She was so mad and I wanted to smack him for not even mentioning that they were talking. I had been out of town and the turnover rate in college is high, so it really was a mistake.
ive always believed that the only way to know what you really want is to try it .... so that was how i got myself into a lot of mischief ..... my one of the times i had sex in public stories and one of the kissed a girl stories happened because i was trying to find myself sexually ! ...so there was this really hot girl i went to college with and she and i shared the same believe to try it and see if you like it, so it started as casual flirting and it eventually escalated into one night we went out with a group of friends, after a few incredible hulks we end up finding this garden that was closed off and before we knew it we were doing it.....she and I did have a sort of relationship but we realized we did like men as life/sexual partners more than girls.... but def a lot of fun and she wasn't my only or last !
@gabrielafrnqyepez I saw your comment about dating a stripper too!! YAAAAAAASSSS!! I'm the same way..don't knock it til you try it. I dated a girl, who happened to be a stripper. My parents about shit a brick! I feel like my wildest years were when I was in Texas on my own at 19 lol some of the most ridiculous stories I have and almost everything I liked on this thread was from my time spent in good ol' San Antonio. #RIPSkankyMe
@DeeGreer yyyuuppp it all happened for me around that time too i was young had my own place and i looked good so why not !!!!! i partied hard !!!!! ..... i hope that if my children take anything from me is that they live their lives without regret and to the fullest ....but still safe !!! o boyyy this thread had brought on some crazy memories of wild times !!!
Re: Never Have I Ever... (stolen from another board)
I lived by a few, I never had the desire to go!!
NHIE: been pulled over for speeding.
Jeez, I sound lame. Ha ha but a lot of the others are already taken!
NHIE: been to a club/out clubbing.
This reminds me, in a way, of when the guy I was dating and had lost my virginity to had cheated on me and we broke up! I was so mad at him.
He was supposed to bring me back to my dorm from my mom's house and I waited all night for him and he never answered his phone or showed...the next morning his whole family was looking for him. Long story short he told everyone he was taking me back to school and staying the night and instead went off and fucked some high school bimbo.
Anyways, he had a masturbation sleeve and other sex toys that he kept at my dorm so I boxed them up and addressed it to his mom with a note saying "your son forgot these at my dorm."
I hope it was awkward and horrifying for him. He was such a sleaze ball for sooo many reasons that happened before/after we broke up.
It started on a trip to Panama City and a bottle of Pepe Lopez. And it was a 4some..not 3.
My best friend and I decided on a whim to go to Florida because we'd both just broken up with our boyfriends. In the hot tub at the hotel we met these 2 Army guys who were total sleeze bags but with margaritas and waffle house in our bellies it was a great idea. We drank a shit ton, invited them to our room (wtf, right?!) and then before we knew it I was kissing one guy, then my friend and then BOOTY EVERYWHERE!! our room had a huge shower with shower heads everywhere so we moved in there. It was literally one of the craziest nights of my life. The weird part was they were stationed at Ft. Benning and we live in Atlanta so it wasn't as easy to avoid them like we would have liked after we got back. Turned out one of the guys was actually married. Ick. It was fun but I refused to drink Pepe Lopez ever again! [-X
The funny part was that one of guy friends had been over and left because he said we were being boring, if he had only stayed another 20mins or so....ha! We never told him though, because the whole thing felt like the storyline of a bad porn movie. Slumber party antics? Sigh...haha
NHIE - hooked up with a boyfriend/ex-boyfriend of a friend
This thread reminds me so much of this video.
Ps I want to be Gale
My threesome story was also my public sex story (well, one of my public sex stories).
I was a fresh faced freshman, up for anything, and had met this cute ROTC guy a couple weeks before. We had gone out once before and I sort of liked him. He picked me up one evening, along with a mutual guy friend, and we were going to meet my girlfriend to hang out at her apartment pool.
When we got there, she still hasn't gotten off her shift at work, so we all three got cozy in the hot tub to wait for her. The hot tub was in this three-sided gazebo, and there were shrubs all around, so between that and the bottle of Fireball (because I'm classy) we were passing around, we felt pretty concealed. And frisky. I'm not sure who made the first move, but suddenly I was kissing guy friend, and ROTC guy was massaging my shoulders/taking off my bikini top. Then we started doing all the things, and would have continued, if an apartment security guard hadn't suddenly driven by on a golf cart and seen us.
It's a small miracle we didn't get arrested, but he was young, and let it slide. We all three made an awkward scramble for the car, and went back to ROTC guy's apartment. We never ended up meeting my girlfriend that night, and that's the part I still feel bad about X_X
Does it count if I had him first ? Lol
I've more than one threesome experience and they are lamer than they should be. It's like I'm a badass by proxy.
I accidentally slept with one of my friends crushes. I seriously had no clue they had been talking and it just happened. She was so mad and I wanted to smack him for not even mentioning that they were talking. I had been out of town and the turnover rate in college is high, so it really was a mistake.