Where do people come up with this stuff?

Re: Where do people come up with this stuff?

• laylababe3 member

  July 2015

  I work in customer service, too. The worst I've seen so far is Ana L. Sailors.. come on!

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• MouseMama817 member

  July 2015

  Lmao omg!!!!! Payshintz! Hahaha!!!!!

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• MouseMama817 member

  July 2015

  I will never forget a customer I had about two years ago whose last name was Hefflefinger. I shit you not. Of course, that's not the same thing as willingly naming your child something ignorant. But still funny

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• J&D2007 member

  July 2015

  La-A. Pronounced "LaDasha".. Can't make this stuff up.

  Me: 37, DH: 38: ttc 7 years, dx: unknown
  10/11: after 2 years, saw a RE, FSH 5.4
  11/11: BFP! (surprise after thyroid & normal hsg),
  12/11: missed m/c after 7 week u/s, 1/12: D&C
  6/12 IUI#1-IUI #3: clomid = BFP!, C/P
  IVF #1(10/12) FSH 5.4, AFC: 16 long Lupron, 5R/5M/4F, all 4 made it to 5dt, 1 blast/1-8 cell transferred=BFN
  IVF #2(12/12)AFC 21, MD lupron, 4R/4M/3F, 5dt of 1 blast and 2-8cell. BFN.
  IVF#3(4/13) Natural start antagon protocol, 12R,11F. one PGS normal at day 6 transfer. BFN.
  IVF#4 (11/13) C.CRM (ODW.U normal 8/13 Still no Diagnosis) EPP/antagonist. ER 13R/7M/6F. Only 1 made it to freeze. Abnormal. Looking into options of DE, Fresh vs frozen.
  10/14 new local RE to look into what's next. CD3 FSH 4.7, AMH 0.9. Met with DE agencies and exploring options for feb/march 2015.
  Surprise natural bfp (4 days before donor is signed). Beta #1 at 9dpo: 51.8, 2nd beta: 195 (25 hours doubling) @11dpo. 3rd beta (12/15): 516 (35 hrs doubling) 4th beta(12/17): 895 (58 hours doubling) 5th beta(12/19): 2120. U/S at 5w0d(12/22): one gestational sac with yolk sac. U/S #2 (6w0d)12/29. One little bean measuring 6w0d with HR 124. 3rd u/s(1/4)7w0d: baby measuring 7w2d. HR 134. 3/30: A/S at MFM went great except for low lying placenta. Verifi results are normal! Team Blue! Please send any positive thoughts our way! EDD:8/24/2015
  Baby Will born 8/18. He's perfect.

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• cbernard10 member

  July 2015

  I've heard of a little girl named Storybook. Another favorite was Xcellence. These poor children...
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• katrina1269 member

  July 2015

  Jaquar.. When I asked her to repeat it (hoping I heard her wrong.. She said "like Jaguar with a Q"

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• vtgoodspeed member

  July 2015

  My parents do a lot of genealogy work and two of the oddest in my family history were Atlantic Ocean and Experience Desire.

   

  

  

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• Startingagain2015 member

  July 2015

  Clamidia

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• jessandandy09 member

  July 2015

  My great grandma's name was Oka.  I always thought that was unusual. 

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• strauber member

  July 2015

  J&D2007 said:

  La-A. Pronounced "LaDasha".. Can't make this stuff up.

  Omg. Either there are two in this world or I know this girl!

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• Miz_Liz member

  July 2015

  I also love how people can mis-spell common names. My name is (wait for it....) Liz ::gasps of shock vibrate around the room:: and people have spelled it Lyz and Lizz. I recently saw a Lyzzie too. No, just no.

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• dpmm93 member

  July 2015

  Poundmaker

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• kelseyrayay member

  July 2015

  I kid you not I know someone named buddy light they call him bud for short. Lol

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• jesselayne8 member

  July 2015

  Princess and her twin sister Precious

  
  
  TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!!  Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) 
  #1 born December 2011
  TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
  #2 born May 2013
  TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
  #3 born August 2015 
  #4!!!!!!! due June 2017 

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• missmayI member

  July 2015

  An acquaintance of mine named her daughter Ad've pronounced Add-a-vay.  That poor child will never have her name pronounced correctly the first time. 

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• laylababe3 member

  July 2015

  jesselayne8 said:

  Princess and her twin sister Precious

  Ugh.. I hate names like Precious, Diamond, Sparkle, Porsche etc..

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  July 2015

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• Gooblin member

  July 2015

  When I worked at a mechanics shop for a while one of our regular customers names was Harry Legg I kid you not!!

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• Kwest1007 member

  July 2015

  strauber said:

  J&D2007 said:

  La-A. Pronounced "LaDasha".. Can't make this stuff up.

  Omg. Either there are two in this world or I know this girl!

  I have also seen this!!!!

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• Kwest1007 member

  July 2015

  strauber said:

  J&D2007 said:

  La-A. Pronounced "LaDasha".. Can't make this stuff up.

  Omg. Either there are two in this world or I know this girl!

  I have also seen this!!!!

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• breezymeema7 member

  July 2015

  I worked with several people up north who had the last name "Frying Pan"

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• Kwest1007 member

  July 2015

  I had a patient once tell me she knew a woman named "Million". She was born in the Great Depression and her father always wanted to say he made his million during the Great Depression. lol least the lady had a story behind it!

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• deviduke412 member

  July 2015

  Startingagain2015 said:

  Clamidia

  No!
  

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• RaquelB94 member

  July 2015

  I can't think of any weird ones off the top of my head buuuut I did have a coworker whose name was Christal Dahl. Pronounced correctly her name was crystal doll, and I thought that was pretty cute.

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• laylababe3 member

  July 2015

  Ooh! My sister went to school with a boy named Justin Case.

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• emshredder member

  July 2015

  I feel sorry for these twins I know Joy and and Joylynn like no you gave them the same name just with Lynn on the end

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• PurpleBookmark member

  July 2015

  I met a little boy named Adirondack at a kids' book store.

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• kelseyrayay member

  July 2015

  I don't like the name Gaylord either.

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• JaclynnFisher member

  July 2015

  My kids have a friend named Paizleigh

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• heath3er member

  July 2015

  My best friend dated a guy named Michael hunt all through highschool and college..
  
  I went to school with a Harry Bush III

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• amymauk member

  July 2015

  Abcde pronounced "Ab-suh-dee"

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• JaclynnFisher member

  July 2015

  I also went to uni with a girl named prairie. While we were there she had a daughter she named meadow

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• CanadaMom17 member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  The last name Horniblow (students where I teach).  And a boy named 'Jedeye'.

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• EmEeGee member

  July 2015

  At work recently we had a patient who's sibling were named James and Semaj (James backwards - for a girl). And a repeat patient has the name Amiracle Blessing. The best part about that is that when she was born, her mom was on drugs and the baby wasn't expected to live and she named her, wait for it... Never Again. When the baby did live and she sobered up, she had it changed. But you have to go through a lengthy process to get it legally changed so she spent a good while with the first name.

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• prpl11butterfly member

  July 2015

  One of our vendors at work has a last name that is way to close to ballsack. That is not actually his name, but its the only thing my boss and I think of when we see it. Probably doesn't help that his first name is Peter....

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• GirlOnTheBeach member

  July 2015

  I could list dozens from my previous job as an inner city teacher but some of the most memorable were:
  
  A girl, first name Precious, last name Love.
  Dymond (like diamond).
  Omunique (pronounced "I'm unique")
  Korde' (like cord-day. The apostrophe is not a typo)
  Pajamas (pronounced Pa-jam-ay)
  

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• CarelessDiva89 member

  July 2015

  My grandpa went to school with a Urra Hog and Imma Hog. . Wtf?!

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• raelynch87 member

  July 2015

  When I was a bank teller the Johnson family all shared a bank account.  One customer on the account was Harry Johnson.  We actually had a list of unusual or funny names. Another was Female pronounced femme-all-a.  Her mom liked the name the doctor gave her.

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• HeatherLeane member

  July 2015

  My best friends mom taught a child in Sunday school named Formica Dinette.

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• JNOVA2015 member

  July 2015

  My SIL is a L&D nurse in Asheville, where people are already a little wonky. She gets the best names! My favorite recent one is Noble Sir. First name Noble, middle name Sir. It cracked me up.

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