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Stupid Things Your Husband Says

aprilmay92aprilmay92 member
in September 2015 Moms
I know mine can't be the only one that doesn't think before he speaks. So share your stories so we can agree that our husbands are idiots together! Lol

Tonight we were talking about having sex later, and he said, "I just can't help but feel like I'm poking her in the head. So we can still have sex, it just has to be in the dark."

Instant tears. Of course I know he only meant so he's not thinking of poking the baby, but my pregnant brain heard, "so I don't have to look at you because you're huge."
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  • thefuturemrsdanielthefuturemrsdaniel member
    My hubby was asking why I put bowls in the wrong spot. When I told him I didn't (could I come up with why they were in the wrong spot ? Nope) then it hit me that my mom did it the other day. He goes "Oh good. I was wondering if you were that pregnant! They've been in the same spot for 3 years " . Thank you babe. He looks at me often and goes you look miserable. I don't mind that one though cause I usually am. Haha
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  • chelseajeanenechelseajeanene member
    @bethanyjane26 yup!! The worst is when you drop something in a store, I feel bad but I think about it and I'm just like...this isn't going to work haha
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  • troopersmomtroopersmom member
    @Mommytobe001 I have the same issue and will be getting laser hair removal soon-
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  • AmandaNacoraAmandaNacora member
    Mine says ridiculous things daily. I've learned to just ignore him. He twists my imaginary mustache! He thinks it's hilarious and says I'm getting a beard... So I run to the mirror everytime and I don't see anything but now I'm super paranoid that everyone else can see it but me. Although to be honest I have found a couple stray two inch long blond hairs in weird places, my chin being one of them! I think the worst was when we were at the mall he turns and asks me why I'm chunky... I said because I like to eat of course and he's like no you don't eat that much, I think it might be hormones? Like it was a completely normal think to ask your pregnant wife. I definitely wasn't in the mood to get clothes anymore..
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  • olgabudieriolgabudieri member
    A week ago, at our 31+ week appointment, hubby asked the doctor if I was going to get any bigger, to which she said yes *sigh*... I think he was kind of relieved and took it as a sign that the baby is doing fine. :)
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  • nikkij9nikkij9 member
    Only stupid thing I got was... They will test your breast milk to make sure it's healthy enough for the baby, right. Like to make sure it's for enough vitamins, minerals, and stuff...

    Maybe not stupid but it made me chuckle. I explained of I'm producing enough for baby then baby will get the nutrients he needs.
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  • klpieklpie member
    When we first found out we were having a girl, my husband (who had it stuck in his head that we were going to only have boys) would tell people when they asked him - "we're having not a boy". He was totally joking around, and people would laugh because it fit his joking personality. BUT, the head of the company I work for stopped me the day after we found out and says- 'I spoke to your husband- heard you're having 'not a boy', all I could do was shake my head and laugh, and says- correct, it's a girl. At least the lady knew us well enough to know that he wasn't really upset it was a girl.
    I asked him the first night what made him so nervous/anxious about a girl, and he says 'boys, dating, wedding'. I told him- 'ok- how about we let her walk first, and we'll deal with that stuff as it comes up'. Ha
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  • mrsbelladoylemrsbelladoyle member
    @iamk4y yours made me laugh so hard!! Mine said something along the same line- chocolate coins.
    Oh. Okay. Cool. I'll just keep my "chocolate coins" to myself then.
    Husbands... :-??
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  • joellenicole93joellenicole93 member
    31 weeks today and at 29 weeks I was admitted to the hospital ended up I was dehydrated almost had an emergency c section but I guess from being dehydrated I looked a lot smaller before we went to the hospital I looked awful well as we were getting in the elevator leaving the hospital he says to me "you got your 4lbs back!" Thanks babe because I really needed to hear that.
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  • sdheft619sdheft619 member
    Mine just made me laugh and roll my eyes..

    While staring at my stomach, "I think we're going to have a BIG baby."

    Ugh, thanks?! Lol
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  • michcoy85michcoy85 member
    edited July 2015
    Mine keeps saying jokingly how cranky I am and it is driving me nuts. It was funny the first time and I was able to ignore it the next 50 times but after awhile it really started getting to me. My husband does not realize how easy he has had it! I did finally get cranky when he told a mutual friend who is trying for a baby how cranky I am. We didn't talk for a couple of hrs. Lesson learned! 
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  • kalina27kalina27 member
    I was complaining to my husband about my aches and pains and he responds, "I'm sure you're not the only woman in the world with these pains." I wanted to slap him!!!
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  • mriandabustomriandabusto member
    I was sitting in our bed naked and he looked at my bracelet then me and said I look just like Buddha. I couldn't stop laughing because it's true :))
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  • puddinpop95puddinpop95 member
    Mine keeps making jokes about the mood swings..needless tosay, NOT funny. Also yesterday I was asked why my ass looks so square in the yoga pants I was wearing...not sure what response he was expecting other than tears
    Married 9/5/14
    Me:24/Hubbs:29
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  • chelseajeanenechelseajeanene member
    mommytobe0001 said:

    The other day mine said "your armpits are more hairy now, it must be a pregnancy thing." :( ..thanks jerk I only shave them everyday ...I think it is the prenatals tho lol =))

    I think it definetly is! I feel like they grow insanely faster then any other hair on my body now
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  • aprilmay92aprilmay92 member
    @hrossi253 yes! My husband loves that my butt and thighs have gotten so big and doesn't understand that in my mind it is NOT a good thing.
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  • theknowlesbbytheknowlesbby member
    Mine is pretty good about thinking before he speaks, but he does have a bad habit of "jiggling" my body parts to the beat of the music while I'm getting ready. Usually my butt, but the other day he grabbed my breasts and exclaimed "milkshakes!"
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  • ashlennashlenn member
    Mine the other day seen me walk out of the shower and goes "woah when is that forest gonna be cut down!?" He's lucky I too tired to yell at him but I've told him so many times it isn't so easy to groom myself anymore!
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  • itsasapphireitsasapphire member
    My DH likes to say things like, "people do this all the time". Especially when I express my concerns of caring for two babies and my worries with our toddler getting enough attention. Or when I talk about delivery and recovery. He just says, "people deliver babies all day long, it's not that bad" or "it can't be that bad if people have multiple kids". What the hell DH! Use your big boy brain!
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  • demeekademeeka member
    Watching a toddler is not that hard ... Wtf!!!!! You try running after a 2 year old having random tantrums all day long while potty training.
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  • jabeauty90jabeauty90 member
    Oh wait for it, here's the newest one as of tonight! "Damn are those things holding a gallon each? Put you down on all fours and I'll grab my milking stool." .... As he's making hand gestures and milking noises.
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  • MW5280MW5280 member
    Mine just sang:

    "Pee all that you can pee, on the potty!"

    Yep.
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  • majormayhem210majormayhem210 member
    After my doctor complemented me on not gaining much wait, my husband said, "that's surpizing because she eats a lot of candy." The doctor responded, "well, obviously it's not that much since she only 2 ponds."

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  • kellster1024@yahoo.comkellster1024@yahoo.com member
    I feel like my DH has the worst one, he's been talking about how I'm going to lose the weight after and doesn't understand when I get upset. Not that I don't want to but I don't need him breathing down my neck about it before I even deliver!
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  • corigalcorigal member
    Mine will purposefully lay on his stomach and go "ahhhhh" ...
    I tell him to F off and stop making me jealous :)
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  • rachellegiaccorachellegiacco member
    I was cranky after a long night of no sleep. He asked what my problem was I had more then 8hrs to sleep, when I explained the pain and trouble breathing every night he just suggested to wiggle her lower and sleep in a different position.
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