I don't know if this counts as a confession but...
I was bump-free all day (aside from my poop post this morning) because my mom took me SHOPPING! I had a complete meltdown last night at her house because I'm moving away next month (which is going to be tough for me because my mom is my BFF) and my mom thought it would help to buy me a pair of Birkenstock's, four SUPER CUTE maternity outfits for later in the pregnancy, a mani and pedi, three pairs of pants for my SO, and a cute belly-friendly yoga outfit. Today was fantastic and much needed!
Went out today with SO and he bought me a couple maternity items. My parents called right after and said they had just picked me up some maternity clothes. Great haul. So yay, clothes that will fit! Phew.
@apinkpelican I'm with you! We have lived together 6 years and I still maintain I don't fart or poo. He says he "is gonna catch me" but just lets me live my lie and makes fun of me. Lol
I'm shocked people don't poop or fart in front of their SO. My husband MADE me fart in front of him on like our second date so we could get the awkwardness out of the way. Lol (we had been friends prior so it wasn't the weirdest request ever)
I'm shocked people don't poop or fart in front of their SO. My husband MADE me fart in front of him on like our second date so we could get the awkwardness out of the way. Lol (we had been friends prior so it wasn't the weirdest request ever)
If I'm being honest, I'm more impressed with the fact you can fart on command!! Lol
My husband and I went camping (we cheated, we went 'camping' in a cabin. Still in the woods though so whatever) and he went fishing and I really didn't want catfish for dinner, so I lied and told him it had too much mercury in it and I wasn't allowed to eat it.
Also, I'm not about to tell him why the box of Cheez-its he bought for himself last night is already empty...
I'm ready to unfriend someone I normally consider a good friend. Every f'ing time I post anything that sounds remotely like I'm complaining, she's all "Put on your big girl panties" or "I can't wait until you have this baby". This woman has known me for over 10 years and knows better than most the crap that I have endured. My big girl panties are firmly in place. That doesn't mean that getting car sick on a freaking long drive and puking at the gas station is a good time. I don't need someone constantly insinuating that I'm a wimp or am going to be a bad mother or like things in life don't suck until you have a child. Today all I said was " It is far too hot to be drinking hot tea but my sore throat demands it" and she was all "Can I please be there for the first month after the baby arrives?" What the fuck does it being 98 degrees and my having a sore throat have to do with having a newborn? I just drove to NC, helped pack up my grandpa's condo, drove a freaking U-haul back to IN, and then yesterday helped unload in the rain, lightening, and humidity with zero complaint other than throwing up on the way down to NC. And I wasn't even complaining really. I was being sarcastic about my brother taking the longest way possible when I was not needing to be in the car any longer.
If you made it through that rant, thanks for bearing with me. Normally I find her sense of humor funny but she's beating a dead horse and I'm an irrational pregnant woman right now.
Also, I just came in the laundry room to "switch the load to the dryer" so I could finish typing this because my husband would not shut up! He's reading off everything we can order on AmazonNow and I'm going "Dude, I'm typing!" Lol.
@LauraFi: Heh, it really does. I don't *think* she's trying to be a jerk or passive aggressive. She's old enough to be my mother and has a good head on her shoulders. She's just really sarcastic and was one of the few people who completely understood when I didn't want kids. I don't know. I feel better for having typed it out though.
Re: FFFC
Also, I'm not about to tell him why the box of Cheez-its he bought for himself last night is already empty...
If you made it through that rant, thanks for bearing with me. Normally I find her sense of humor funny but she's beating a dead horse and I'm an irrational pregnant woman right now.
Also, I just came in the laundry room to "switch the load to the dryer" so I could finish typing this because my husband would not shut up! He's reading off everything we can order on AmazonNow and I'm going "Dude, I'm typing!" Lol.