I legit just pooed with the door open with my SO about 10 feet away. I've reached a new level of not giving a shit!
I never knew "pooping in front of your SO" was so taboo until I joined TB. It still shocks me people won't fart in front of their SO. DH and I have farting contests regularly.
Oh we so rarely close the bathroom doors. DH always wants to hang out in the washroom while I'm pooping and I'm like just leave me alone for 5 minutes!! I knew that by having kids, I will some day have to give up my rights to a quiet washroom but DH already brings DS in while I'm pooping!!
I don't mind if the door's open and he's right there, I just don't want you to look at me while I'm pooping!
I have definitely pooped in front of DH, but I won't wipe in front of him. If he comes in when I'm pooping I will just sit there until he leaves. There is just something gross about wiping in front of him. But I do see how others think it's gross.
There is no part of me that wants to even know when my DH is pooping, or be in the house when it's happening. We've lived together 4 years and I think he still thinks I never poop. Except joke is on me when I pooped on the table during our first baby's birth. Note to you ladies; deny your cravings for entire blocks of cheddar cheese starting a month before your due date. Ok my confession: I have blamed a few smelly farts on our toddler. "Wooo, that's one stinky baby!"
@apinkpelican You and me both! I also don't fart in front of anyone. My mom is a free farter and poops in front of anyone in the vicinity, so I think she's traumatized me lol.
DH and I had a legit argument about the naming of this child last night, and I'm a ruthless bitch when I'm angered so I'm still irritated with him today, even though I know it's ridiculous.
My FFC is that I hate breastfeeding and am dreading it. I nursed DD for 8 months and DS for 15 because I know it's what's good for them, but I hated it to the point of stress and tears sometimes.
My FFC is that I hate breastfeeding and am dreading it. I nursed DD for 8 months and DS for 15 because I know it's what's good for them, but I hated it to the point of stress and tears sometimes.
Girl, don't do that to yourself!!
My FFFC: I only nursed DD for 6 weeks and DS for 5 days before promptly quitting and happily moving to formula. It made me so miserable and resentful of my babies. I will proudly formula feed this baby because my kids need a sane mom way more than they need one who breastfeeds!
Yesterday after dealing with a client that was severely irritating me I tried to get rid of her. She's changed her appointment 3 times, then wakes me up at ass crack dawn to talk about products to then just buy junk and tell me, then proceeded to negotiate a price with me I finally had it yesterday. She informed me she would be 30 min to an hour late and I lied and told her we have a new policy. If she was more than 15 min late there would be an extra charge or we would have to reschedule (and of course I would tell her I'm always booked) that brat showed up 3 min after her appointment time. I was so looking forward to firing her as a client because I don't have patience for people like that.
My FFC is that I hate breastfeeding and am dreading it. I nursed DD for 8 months and DS for 15 because I know it's what's good for them, but I hated it to the point of stress and tears sometimes.
Girl, don't do that to yourself!!
My FFFC: I only nursed DD for 6 weeks and DS for 5 days before promptly quitting and happily moving to formula. It made me so miserable and resentful of my babies. I will proudly formula feed this baby because my kids need a sane mom way more than they need one who breastfeeds!
I put up the good fight to breast feed with DD and it was miserable for both of us. If baby #2 is as difficult as DD I am promptly switching to formula and calling it a day
Yall just made me type DH hahaha when I was thinking about my SO.... That made me lol I have a wife haha.... Anyways me and SO poop with each other in the same bathroom daily. If I can poop alone now a days with no meds then I show her and she gives me high fives like a kid:) hahaha .... Ummmm I've a coke icee everyday for like 2 weeks. Maybe two sometimes. (Cravings)
My FFFC is that my DH is awesome. We have a pretty great relationship (probably because we both came from terrible ones and just were done with nonsense by the time we found each other) however, sometimes I want to delete every game app on his phone, smash it with a hammer and then flush his stupid phone down the toilet. At an appt for DD the other day the doctor was just giving us the run down, nothing really major but still, yanno. Health stuff about our child. I keep seeing the Dr. give my husband a weird look, I finally look over and he is playing a game on his phone. I was like, "Excuse my husband, he is probably slaying tiny Nazi's in his stupid game". Of course my DH looked up and was embarrassed but still. *death glare*
Anyway, with that ladies, I am about to leave for 3 days and wont be on here. I will come back to you! Have a great weekend!!!
@monaclemere@Snoopylovesbelle I'm going to try BF again on the slim chance I might not despise it. But I've already told MH that if it's as horrible as before, it will be FF. My mom and sister are both super judgy lactivists that BF to 2 and 3 years, so I will get flamed hardcore. I'm hoping to make it through cold and flu season at minimum. MH and MIL think I shouldn't stress myself and should just do FF right away (MIL doesn't know yet but we've talked theoretically), so at least I have their support!
Many many moons ago, I witnessed my sister pee her pants laughing, which was years after she had her baby. I was so embarrassed for her that I've done my Kiegles every day since! I didn't even have to pee yesterday when I experienced my first sneeze and pee episode, so not cool!!
@SummerOH I'm glad your DH and MIL are backing you up. Ignore your mom and sister that's so stupid. What works for one does not work for others. You will do what's best for you and your family.
My FFC is that I hate breastfeeding and am dreading it. I nursed DD for 8 months and DS for 15 because I know it's what's good for them, but I hated it to the point of stress and tears sometimes.
Girl, don't do that to yourself!!
My FFFC: I only nursed DD for 6 weeks and DS for 5 days before promptly quitting and happily moving to formula. It made me so miserable and resentful of my babies. I will proudly formula feed this baby because my kids need a sane mom way more than they need one who breastfeeds!
This exactly!! I bf my dd for 2&1/2 weeks then pumped round the clock for 6 months. Worst thing ever. I will proudly be a sane formula feeding mama this time around!
I nursed DD for 7 months until my supply dropped. I had no problem switching to formula and definitely don't judge those who FF. Do what you need to do to feed your child
I'm with your girls. I BF DS1 for 2 months and DS2 for 2 weeks. I am planning on just FF this one from the beginning. Don't let others pressure you. If your not happy doing it don't do it. If you love it great, BF away!
My husband came home an hour after leaving this morning due to extreme weather. He's home for the day, and while our 4 year old is thrilled, I'm pissed. I was fully intending to spend the day with Netflix, and now I have to actually do stuff. Blah.
@monaclemere@Snoopylovesbelle I'm going to try BF again on the slim chance I might not despise it. But I've already told MH that if it's as horrible as before, it will be FF. My mom and sister are both super judgy lactivists that BF to 2 and 3 years, so I will get flamed hardcore. I'm hoping to make it through cold and flu season at minimum. MH and MIL think I shouldn't stress myself and should just do FF right away (MIL doesn't know yet but we've talked theoretically), so at least I have their support!
I'm currently on hold with my OB's nurse's statioN (typing this on mobile because I got bored after 30 min on hold and put the hold music on speaker so I could check TB). I have been on hold for over 45 minutes already this morning. I have yet to meet a nurse in the office that I feel is actually competent. Whoever finally answers this phone is going to get a super snotty pregnant rage and I'm not even sorry.
My FFFC is that my DH is awesome. We have a pretty great relationship (probably because we both came from terrible ones and just were done with nonsense by the time we found each other) however, sometimes I want to delete every game app on his phone, smash it with a hammer and then flush his stupid phone down the toilet. At an appt for DD the other day the doctor was just giving us the run down, nothing really major but still, yanno. Health stuff about our child. I keep seeing the Dr. give my husband a weird look, I finally look over and he is playing a game on his phone. I was like, "Excuse my husband, he is probably slaying tiny Nazi's in his stupid game". Of course my DH looked up and was embarrassed but still. *death glare*
Anyway, with that ladies, I am about to leave for 3 days and wont be on here. I will come back to you! Have a great weekend!!!
Do we have the same husband?! Except mine plays stupid online games on his phone where he versus other people so he will start to yell at the game and borderline cuss it out. "Omg that's not fair! He killed all of my creatures with one spell!!" Yes he's 12....
My FFFC is that my DH is awesome. We have a pretty great relationship (probably because we both came from terrible ones and just were done with nonsense by the time we found each other) however, sometimes I want to delete every game app on his phone, smash it with a hammer and then flush his stupid phone down the toilet. At an appt for DD the other day the doctor was just giving us the run down, nothing really major but still, yanno. Health stuff about our child. I keep seeing the Dr. give my husband a weird look, I finally look over and he is playing a game on his phone. I was like, "Excuse my husband, he is probably slaying tiny Nazi's in his stupid game". Of course my DH looked up and was embarrassed but still. *death glare*
Anyway, with that ladies, I am about to leave for 3 days and wont be on here. I will come back to you! Have a great weekend!!!
Do we have the same husband?! Except mine plays stupid online games on his phone where he versus other people so he will start to yell at the game and borderline cuss it out. "Omg that's not fair! He killed all of my creatures with one spell!!" Yes he's 12....
I would like the flush my DH's phone down the toilet. Or break it so he has to use an old not smart phone and rejoin us in the real world ugh!
@SummerOH I'm glad your DH supports you. You need to do what works for you and your family, don't let anyone make you feel bad. You and your feelings matter, too!! If your mom and sister feel so strongly about BF, they can BF this baby for you >-
Here's my FFFC. I am wearing hot pink and dark grey workout shorts that make my bump look like a roll, brown flip flops that are like 8 years old, a blue shirt that is technically a pajama shirt, and a cardigan. My hair is still wet and I have exactly no makeup on. I have 0 cares about this situation, my body is growing a baby and that is good enough for me today!
DH gets so annoyed when he does our budget and sees that I went to Starbucks. I have no problem spending that money once a week to treat myself, but I get frustrated at being scolded and judged for my coffee drinks. Lately I've been going to target and buying things that give you target gift cards. I save the gift cards and buy my drinks at the target Starbucks. No bickering and I still get what I want, mwahahaha.
Drinking my second cup of coffee of the day. But that's a lame confession, so I will also say I am making DW apply the shellac to a lamp I made for a friend so "I don't inhale the fumes" but really I just didn't feel like doing it. The stuff has literally no odor and I don't think she's fooled. The lamp is this fox one: https://matsutakeblog.blogspot.com/2010/10/electrified-fox-lamp-tutorial-and.html
Married DW 08.2013; AI 2x; IUI 6x; IUI #7 05.2015; DD born 2.2016 ; Reciprocal IVF FET #1 on 11.18.2020
FFFC #1: pooping in front of one's SO is disgusting, and I'm judging all of you ladies who do so.
FFFC #2: I pick my nose on the reg (it's not disgusting like co-pooping is). My fingers just fit up there so perfectly. As long as you don't roll and flick, it's okay.
Our master bathroom has a separate little room for the toilet, which was genuinely one of the biggest selling features of the house to me when we bought it. I thought this would eliminate the whole husband pooping in front of me thing. Boy, was I wrong! I just want to say to him "This is a door. This is how you close it." Really. I love him, but NO ONE wants to see that.
I'm totally grossed out by the poop talk. My husband and I don't even pee around each other...
My Confession: I'm totally one of those, no caffeine, soft cheeses, lunch meat, etc etc people. I was really really strict on it with my first. This time I'm a little less strict... I bought a case of cherry coke and Ive been drinking a can a day! My baby will surely come out with major issues... (Insert sarcasm font here)
With all this talk I guess mine is that I regularly poop with an audience. Not too long ago my husband, 2 kids and 2 dogs were all in the bathroom. Sigh... Sometimes though I will lock the door and I say I have to poop and just go sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes to get a break.
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1. I don't poop/fart/pee in front of DH but you guys have fun lol
2. I've eaten cheese tortellini my last 3 meals because it's so easy to eat, and stays down well, so I don't care
3. I invited my 13 year old sister over last night to watch this show on Netflix we've been watching together just so that I didn't have to do any of the housework I've been falling behind on, I had an excuse. Lol
Re: FFFC
I don't mind if the door's open and he's right there, I just don't want you to look at me while I'm pooping!
For fun I'll add:
In the morning, I nap in DS's room while he plays next to me. He makes such a mess!! I make DH clean it...
DS1 2010
DS2 2013
DD1 2016
Ok my confession: I have blamed a few smelly farts on our toddler. "Wooo, that's one stinky baby!"
DD 12/20/99, DS 12/14/12, M/C 9/2014, M/C 1/2015
DD 12/20/99, DS 12/14/12, M/C 9/2014, M/C 1/2015
I put up the good fight to breast feed with DD and it was miserable for both of us. If baby #2 is as difficult as DD I am promptly switching to formula and calling it a day
Ummmm I've a coke icee everyday for like 2 weeks. Maybe two sometimes. (Cravings)
DS1 2010
DS2 2013
DD1 2016
Anyway, with that ladies, I am about to leave for 3 days and wont be on here. I will come back to you! Have a great weekend!!!
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
DD 12/20/99, DS 12/14/12, M/C 9/2014, M/C 1/2015
This exactly!! I bf my dd for 2&1/2 weeks then pumped round the clock for 6 months. Worst thing ever. I will proudly be a sane formula feeding mama this time around!
DS1 2010
DS2 2013
DD1 2016
I was wondering about my milk coming in etc. My mom didn't bf and she said her doc gave her a pill to make her milk not come in. My doc said they don't do that anymore... Anyway, this is what I found.
https://www.babycenter.com/404_im-not-breastfeeding-will-my-breast-milk-dry-up-on-its-own_11730.bc
FFFC #2: I pick my nose on the reg (it's not disgusting like co-pooping is). My fingers just fit up there so perfectly. As long as you don't roll and flick, it's okay.
My Confession: I'm totally one of those, no caffeine, soft cheeses, lunch meat, etc etc people. I was really really strict on it with my first. This time I'm a little less strict... I bought a case of cherry coke and Ive been drinking a can a day! My baby will surely come out with major issues... (Insert sarcasm font here)
Not too long ago my husband, 2 kids and 2 dogs were all in the bathroom. Sigh...
Sometimes though I will lock the door and I say I have to poop and just go sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes to get a break.
2. I've eaten cheese tortellini my last 3 meals because it's so easy to eat, and stays down well, so I don't care
3. I invited my 13 year old sister over last night to watch this show on Netflix we've been watching together just so that I didn't have to do any of the housework I've been falling behind on, I had an excuse. Lol