Guys....should I call my doctor? I haven't snooped or snissed or even wet myself yet. Is this normal? Think they'll give me an ultrasound at the ER? My panties are dry except this discharge stuff. Is that normal?!
No! You definitely should page the OB immediately. May need to take an ambulance to the hospital. I also have not pissed myself yet and my MFM told me that it was highly abnormal today. They had to run a slew of tests. Is your discharge green? Because if it's not green yet, you also need to go in.
Guys....should I call my doctor? I haven't snooped or snissed or even wet myself yet. Is this normal? Think they'll give me an ultrasound at the ER? My panties are dry except this discharge stuff. Is that normal?!
No! You definitely should page the OB immediately. May need to take an ambulance to the hospital. I also have not pissed myself yet and my MFM told me that it was highly abnormal today. They had to run a slew of tests. Is your discharge green? Because if it's not green yet, you also need to go in.
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Oh sweet lawdy my discharge is purple and it smells like sweet potatoes. That's my ticker veggie. What are the chances?! Paging the president right now.
Guys....should I call my doctor? I haven't snooped or snissed or even wet myself yet. Is this normal? Think they'll give me an ultrasound at the ER? My panties are dry except this discharge stuff. Is that normal?!
No! You definitely should page the OB immediately. May need to take an ambulance to the hospital. I also have not pissed myself yet and my MFM told me that it was highly abnormal today. They had to run a slew of tests. Is your discharge green? Because if it's not green yet, you also need to go in.
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Oh sweet lawdy my discharge is purple and it smells like sweet potatoes. That's my ticker veggie. What are the chances?! Paging the president right now.
If you get him on the line, would you be sure to let him know that I think his New deal is complete crap? I expect a phone call back by this afternoon! Lol
Guys....should I call my doctor? I haven't snooped or snissed or even wet myself yet. Is this normal? Think they'll give me an ultrasound at the ER? My panties are dry except this discharge stuff. Is that normal?!
No! You definitely should page the OB immediately. May need to take an ambulance to the hospital. I also have not pissed myself yet and my MFM told me that it was highly abnormal today. They had to run a slew of tests. Is your discharge green? Because if it's not green yet, you also need to go in.
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Oh sweet lawdy my discharge is purple and it smells like sweet potatoes. That's my ticker veggie. What are the chances?! Paging the president right now.
You only need to be concerned if your discharge doesn't smell like your ticker veggie, then I suggest contacting the UN.
Guys....should I call my doctor? I haven't snooped or snissed or even wet myself yet. Is this normal? Think they'll give me an ultrasound at the ER? My panties are dry except this discharge stuff. Is that normal?!
No! You definitely should page the OB immediately. May need to take an ambulance to the hospital. I also have not pissed myself yet and my MFM told me that it was highly abnormal today. They had to run a slew of tests. Is your discharge green? Because if it's not green yet, you also need to go in.
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Oh sweet lawdy my discharge is purple and it smells like sweet potatoes. That's my ticker veggie. What are the chances?! Paging the president right now.
You only need to be concerned if your discharge doesn't smell like your ticker veggie, then I suggest contacting the UN.
Oh… This reminds me that it's a UN violation if you eat your ticker or vegetable on the week that you are that vegetable. It's considered cannibalism. You can also be brought to trial in the ICC but since the US is not a part of it, us Americans don't need to worry about that.
I skipped calling the doc and the UN and went straight for the coroner. I'm clearly on my deathbed being that I am snissing and lissing but don't have any colorful dishcharge. It's been fun ladies..
Re: Snissing and Snooping, .. BE READY!
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Kylie M.
Baby #1 Born 12.16.2015
Baby #2 Due 7.13.2018