I want to punch everyone and everything in the throat. Especially this kid I work with 23 yo and giggles at everything, I mean it's gotta be a nervous habit but it drives us all crazy. And to top it off his eyes bug outta his head it's just really weird. I have a very low tolerance for Kim K but this is how I feel.. Like a whiny whiny B&@$
Wtf is with all this hair?! I waxed my brows maybe two weeks ago. I just did again yesterday AM and I swear it looks like I let it grow 4 months instead of 2wks!! Not OK with the cousin Itt status!
WTF DS, why did you decide to wake up at midnight shortly after I had fallen asleep and why couldn't you fall back soundly asleep for 2 hours?? And you still woke up at 6:30!
So we posted a picture of our son wearing a shirt that says "This boy is getting promoted to big brother" on Fb after we told him the news. I get a text from a friend saying "I saw FB. Are you preggos???" Ummmm, no, I just randomly put my 8 year old in big brother shirts as an only child for no reason!! Common sense people!!! Ughhhh! Everyone irritates me now!
Called into work yesterday because of dehydration and having some contractions, boss texts me last night are you gonna show up tomorrow or do I have to cancel my day off? Seriously?!?! Get here this morning and someone called off because she is hungover!
My SO is quick to accept any baby offerings we receive. STOP IT!!! His brother visited the other day and said he'd drop off his kids old stuff when we start moving into our new flat. Our new flat that is A THOUSAND SQUARE FEET SMALLER than our current apartment. He knows that I already picked out the stuff I want and I legitimately don't want these hand me downs. They are OLD and I don't want them! WTF babe!!!!
Wtf DS? Sitting at the breakfast table and he says to me, "Wow Mommy, you look really big already."
We had a little chat about how it's not nice to comment on other people's size and that it could hurt somebody's feelings if he said something like that to someone else. Then I went into my room and cried.
WTF we had our 3 nieces over for a sleepover last night, and between them getting up every 20 minutes to pee, and the dog deciding it would be a great night to start vomiting in the middle of the night, I'm exhausted. I'm also amazing emotional and cranky this morning.
Wtf people telling me "oh you're REALLY early still" when they find out I'm 14w +. I'm sorry, have you ANY idea how long 14 weeks is? This first tri was not a cakewalk and did not exactly go by quickly.
My DD woke up at 4am, crawled into bed, and snuggled her face next to me and was like, "I love you, Mommy". I was like, "I love you too, Monkey" and then she goes, "Mommy, I peed in my bed. Im all wet". As she is under my covers and it slowly dawns on me that I do suddenly feel something damp. WTF, MONKEY?!
My DD woke up at 4am, crawled into bed, and snuggled her face next to me and was like, "I love you, Mommy". I was like, "I love you too, Monkey" and then she goes, "Mommy, I peed in my bed. Im all wet". As she is under my covers and it slowly dawns on me that I do suddenly feel something damp. WTF, MONKEY?!
Lol that's why you gotta start off all sweet with the "I love you mommy". I use to tell my mom I loved her before I told her bad news so she wouldn't be as mad hahaha.
My stupid dog woke me and my husband up at 2:30 am because she heard coyotes howling miles away so after an hour and a half of her walking around the house whining we threw her in the bed (we have a strict "no dogs in the bed" rule). She and my husband slept great after that while I laid in bed eating chocolate chip scones because I was starving and awake. Next time she does that I might drug her with benadryl to make her sleep.
WTF- pregnancy should come with a free maid! My house is a mess and now that I am not throwing up everyday and need to be cleaning, I am a tired lazy preggo on the couch. 5 more minutes...
I knew today was going to be bad while driving to work this morning. Someone cut me off forcing me to slam on brakes so I wouldn't hit her. When I tried to pass her, she cut in front of me again and slowed down. Then as I finally got around her, SHES flipping ME off and giving me dirty looks?! Normally don't let stuff like that bother me, but not this morning!
At the pool with DD. They closed the pool for thunder (that wasn't thunder X( ) and she pooped in her swim diaper soaking wet. I've never actually changed a poop swim diaper and oh dear god. I'll be doing laundry tonight.
Wtf body?! Laying down and out of nowhere get this huge urge to vomit all over the couch. Thankfully I held it in. Also, every morning when I wake up my lower back/tail bone(?) hurt so bad that I'm limping and can't stand up straight. I've turned into an 85 year old.
WTF happened to the Names Opinion thread? I left and came back, said I had a comment mention....and the whole thread is gone? Did she delete it? Was I a butt hole? >.>
WTF happened to the Names Opinion thread? I left and came back, said I had a comment mention....and the whole thread is gone? Did she delete it? Was I a butt hole? >.>
You can't delete your own posts. Maybe the bump gods did it for her...but that post was fine. No one really liked her names but she was acting okay about it
I've had my anxiety under control for years, even through my first pregnancy and recovery. Suddenly the past few days I feel like I can't breathe, I'm getting wicked heart palpitations, and anxiety attacks nearly every night. Seriously? WTF, body? And DH's idea for dealing with it is to try to have sex to "take my mind off of it", and then when I kindly turn down the offer he passes out leaving me to panic alone at midnight. Pleeeeeease get here soon, second tri!!!
Re: WTF Wednesday
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I'm bumping on my internet app
Downside is I miss some things here at night because I'm already asleep.
I left my phone upstairs while I was getting DD up and breakfast ready.
And my stupid app isn't working
We had a little chat about how it's not nice to comment on other people's size and that it could hurt somebody's feelings if he said something like that to someone else. Then I went into my room and cried.
Edited- I got internet app to load
DD - January 2016
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
Lol that's why you gotta start off all sweet with the "I love you mommy".
I use to tell my mom I loved her before I told her bad news so she wouldn't be as mad hahaha.
And everything else today has just gone to crap.
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
Edited words are hard sometimes
@Lljbean it isn't in the search history either. No idea.
College doesn't teach you everything....