November 2015 Moms

Partner feels more Pregnant than me.

i have to most excited father to be ever. Omg he listens to the lil one movements everyday and talks to her via my Bagina every night b4 sleep.
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Re: Partner feels more Pregnant than me.

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  • Oh my. He must have super sonic hearing to hear baby move! Feel moment yes hear movement erm not so sure about that.
    But it is cute that your SO is excited I find that very sweet.
  • I literally laughed out loud at this. You guys are cracking me up.
  • atopage said:

    i have to most excited father to be ever. Omg he listens to the lil one movements everyday and talks to her via my Bagina every night b4 sleep.

    I'm not sure what you're getting at here. I mean, it's great that your SO is excited but, my DH just talks and kisses my belly. He's not allowed near my vagina(per doctor's orders).
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  • True love is when your man gets all up in your swamp crotch....on purpose.

    Especially when he hears rumbling in tummy because he thinks that's the baby. Poor guy when he finds out the hard way you can't hear baby and that's something else.
  • Gapeach83 said:

    True love is when your man gets all up in your swamp crotch....on purpose.

    Especially when he hears rumbling in tummy because he thinks that's the baby. Poor guy when he finds out the hard way you can't hear baby and that's something else.
    In my case, it's usually gas these days. Ha
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  • OP I think we can all agree that we need further explanation.

    @LSRoo that gif is killing me :)) :))
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    cbolton19 said:

    I literally laughed out loud at this. You guys are cracking me up.




    I almost just peed. But really, can we make this into a TMI Bagina thread? Because I have a serious beef. Did you know you can get varicose veins there? Uh, yeah, me neither. Until today. This is my excited about it face. Vulvar varicosities. Who knew? Shoot me. :(

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  • cbolton19 said:
    I literally laughed out loud at this. You guys are cracking me up.

    I almost just peed. But really, can we make this into a TMI Bagina thread? Because I have a serious beef. Did you know you can get varicose veins there? Uh, yeah, me neither. Until today. This is my excited about it face. Vulvar varicosities. Who knew? Shoot me. :(image
    --------- What? Oh no :( Edit for quote fail

    Yah, apparently you can wear these support undergarments to basically hold your vag up, but that's about it. Sounds like an AWESOME addition to the summer swamp crotch situation. I think I'll be passing and just wearing a belly support band more.
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    cbolton19 said:

    I literally laughed out loud at this. You guys are cracking me up.




    I almost just peed. But really, can we make this into a TMI Bagina thread? Because I have a serious beef. Did you know you can get varicose veins there? Uh, yeah, me neither. Until today. This is my excited about it face. Vulvar varicosities. Who knew? Shoot me. :(

    image
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    What? Oh no :(

    Edit for quote fail




    Yah, apparently you can wear these support undergarments to basically hold your vag up, but that's about it. Sounds like an AWESOME addition to the summer swamp crotch situation. I think I'll be passing and just wearing a belly support band more.

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    Oh the never ending things you learn about pregnancy. And more support garments? I'm hot enough as it is in my maternity pants. Lol.

    Edited cause my phone hates me. Lol.
  • Is Bagina some kind of cool, hip slang term I haven't heard?

    If it is, and that's the new cool term for a vagina, I'm out. I'll just give up now and go watch Matlock.
  • Elyse1384Elyse1384 member
    edited July 2015
    Obscure reference for anyone who has seen Sorority Boys.  The football scene "Owwww!  She kicked me in the bagina!"

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  • JLW0504 said:

    Hehehe...thank you urban dictionary...

    Excuse me, I'll be over there watching Matlock.
  • JamieA322 said:

    JLW0504 said:

    Hehehe...thank you urban dictionary...

    Hahaha this is what I found too. I didn't share because it just made the whole comment even more confusing.
    It makes more sense. He's using the butt cheeks as binoculars to see the baby, while lining up his mouth from behind to yell into the bagina.
    Ohhhh thank you for explaining. I needed a good laugh today!!
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