WTF chick at work who talks my ear off for 15 minutes about how tired she is, how much her life sucks and WHY it sucks.. Sorry dude, but I kinda got my own shit going on right now. And you wouldn't be so tired if you didn't go out binge drinking every night. Meanwhile I'm over here growing a human and you couldn't care less about what I have to say. Selfish talkers piss me off!
Share the igloo @breezymeema7 My WTF today is to LO. Trying to pry my ribs apart is not how you make your escape girlie. Try the other way, this is painful!
My boss is out for two days and there's a girl that works here that thinks she can do whatever she wants. We're on the same level so I can't discipline her like I would a subordinate so it just frustrates me to keep my mouth shut and have to work alongside her. Today she decided instead of coming in when she was scheduled, she was gonna come in an hour late because she had stuff to do. And she's constantly lying! She keeps talking about how she's gonna put in her two weeks but she hasn't yet. I think she's seeking sympathy...I wish she would just follow through with it already.
WTF lungs why the f*ck can't I breathe??? How can I continue to kick ass at my Fitbit challenges if I am huffing and puffing sitting on the couch???
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) #1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo #2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015 #4!!!!!!! due June 2017
My mom. Love her to death and appreciate everything she does. But why must she insist on having my baby shower at 8months pregnant and not telling me when it will be?? I THINK its on Saturday, here we are half way through the week, and she won't tell me!! I'm freaking out because I feel so uncomfortable in any clothing, don't have anything worthy of wearing and really want to be able to put the ttime into feeling pretty (shave, hair, nails, ya know....girl things). I had to do my eyebrows last night, exhausted because its the only time before then that I may have time to do so.
@emmacake08 , I had 1 about 2 week ends ago and the residual pain lasted all week!!! Dh kept trying to force me to eat bananas.... I have not been able to stomach them since I got pregnant and he knows this!
WTF everything is in a disarray from this bug problem. I have been itching to get everything organized and ready for baby girl and I can't even go home till tomorrow because the house is getting sprayed. I'm at my nosy parents house doing laundry and sulking.
@prpl11butterfly I saw the thread about it a while back and I may need to do the Epsom salt bath that was suggested. This is the second time this pregnancy :-w oh and I hope you get the baby shower sorted out! Maybe spend the whole weekend dolled up just in case? Treat yourself to a blowout?
Wtf DH & friends. Can't you please get along?! I'm emotional enough already without being stuck in the middle of a friends vs husband fude. I can't pick sides, I can't be a mediator, and I can't stand by and do nothing while everyone stops speaking to each other. What am I supposed to do?!
WTF itchiness! Itchy stomach, itchy legs, itchy nipples (sorry, TMI), itchy back...everything! Lotion and body oil aren't helping. And don't even get me started on the skin tags...EW. Just EEWWW. I've never had them before and now with this pregnancy I have a bunch of little ones in random places. I feel super gross.
Allll the repeat posts. Everyday. The Bump is getting boring.
Not only this but have you noticed the "drive by" posts (people who have never contributed and now are popping up to get their questions answered)? Here we go..
WTF MIL!?! Stop pumping my 10 year old for info about my pregnancy and OB appointments. She's 10!!! When I think you should know something, I'll let you know
WTF hormones?!?!? Get it together! You are at work!!! I can't read the news anymore because it just depresses me. I'm crying like a baby about kids I don't even know. Can not wait to get home and cuddle my two little girls tonight.
WTF to finding daycare in DC. I've been working on this for many months. It's literally impossible. And the one promising option I have for a home daycare can't give me a 'yes' or 'no' answer as to a guaranteed spot for another month or two.
Also, WTF uterus. I seriously thought I was in labor last night for a good 2.5 hours because of cramping I haven't felt during pregnancy before. It thankfully went away, but I didn't go to sleep until after 3, knew I had to be up for work by 5:30a, so I just said forget it and called out. And now I'm sitting here worried that every weird sensation is the beginning of the cramps/labor again. So happy my next appt is tomorrow morning.
Also, WTF uterus. I seriously thought I was in labor last night for a good 2.5 hours because of cramping I haven't felt during pregnancy before. It thankfully went away, but I didn't go to sleep until after 3, knew I had to be up for work by 5:30a, so I just said forget it and called out. And now I'm sitting here worried that every weird sensation is the beginning of the cramps/labor again. So happy my next appt is tomorrow morning.
Man! That cramping non sense was me last night. Cramps and BH. I almost slammed a pillow in DH face to wake his ass up since I was miserable! Serious wtf
WTF ladies I volunteer with! I volunteer and teach classes about the marine corps to parents of new marines and spouses. Yesterday I got told I need to work on my presentation a bit more, which I was find with im still new and constructive criticism is good! However, today when I was giving my presentation I got a little tongue tied and said to the class 'oh excuse me let me get my thoughts together' and the lady in charge of the program was standing in the back with the other volunteers. She looks at the other volunteers points at me rolls her eyes and then they all start gossiping about me! Like in 'whispers' but I could hear them!!!! Saying things like 'you can't just do that in the middle of the class do you SEE what I'm talking about'. All the other volunteers are so gossipy and catty I think I'm just going to stop putting in hours. I'm volunteering my time I don't have to do be there.
It took 2 hours for me to get my obgyn visit done with. I had my NST then and unexpected ultrasound (that was nice I got to see my son) had a cervix check and I'm still having contractions. Now not only do I have to go back every single week for my NST but I have to get a shot that is supposed to help calm my contractions down. My dr said that my body thinks I'm carrying a baby at 37 weeks instead of 33 weeks so that's probably why my body is trying to go into labor. Wtf I just want a dang cupcake.
WTF GD...I can't with you anymore, I would really like to end the relationship! I haven't gained a pound in 2 months from monitoring my diet. Yet, I'm still on pills 4 times a day, and insulin shots twice a day. Yes, I'm willing to do whatever I have to but please just eff off for the next 3 weeks....
Allll the repeat posts. Everyday. The Bump is getting boring.
Not only this but have you noticed the "drive by" posts (people who have never contributed and now are popping up to get their questions answered)? Here we go..
Lord have mercy yes! I have never eye rolled so many strangers in my dang life!
@breezymeema7 I am not sure if the fact that you just "whipped them up" makes me love you more or hate you! BUT the fact that you aren't saving one for ME when @kelseyrayay gets 1 makes me lean towards the latter
So my family is getting together for a small family reunion this weekend and my brother-in-law tells my sister that he doesn't want to hear me complain about my back hurting while we are there...because I have no room to complain until I've carried twins like my sister has. Ok dude, how about until you've been pregnant with a pinched nerve in your back you and your penis can just STFU.
Wtf to my mom . Love her but seriously drives me insane.... We bought my two year old a beta and her response was , "what??? Really? Might as well have gotten her a kitten!"
Ugh yeah cuz taking care of a fish is the same as a cat???!!!
Re: WTF Wednesday - 7/08
My WTF today is to LO. Trying to pry my ribs apart is not how you make your escape girlie. Try the other way, this is painful!
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui)
#1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
#2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015
#4!!!!!!! due June 2017
Edited- spell check fail
WTF stomach, you ARE full. Be a team player, stop asking for cookies.
We bought my two year old a beta and her response was , "what??? Really? Might as well have gotten her a kitten!"
Ugh yeah cuz taking care of a fish is the same as a cat???!!!
OMG I'm dying laughing at this...true, so true!