When you use your bump as a table to hold your plate while eating. I only do this at home though, when I'm on the couch, binge watching shows on Netflix.
...when you tell the 16 year old grocery clerk, "Oh honey please don't put those on the bottom of the cart." He just stared completely unaware of why it was an issue!
When you can't remember the name of an appliance... I still don't know what it's called! My poor pregnancy brain. My husband must think I'm crazy. Lol!
When you need your husband to help strap your sandals on.... Only to end up needing him to practically cut them off because your ankles/ feet swelled up so big. ">
When you drop the bowl of cat food you just filled with dry food, try to bend over to pick it up and that doesn't work, then you squat to pick it up and get so winded you have to stand up...... Finally I just scooped the cat food in a neat little pile right by the cat's food bowl and hope he will eat it so I don't have to clean it up! ! )
When rolling over in bed or getting out of bed requires all the effort you can muster (I'm only 29 weeks, I feel like I'm not going to be able to move at all by the end of the pregnancy!)
When you have to make sure you get an aisle seat at the movies bc you know you'll be hitting the bathroom about 5 times throughout the movie.
When you drop something at work and attempt to pick it up hoping no one sees because it basically looks like your have a seizure and holding your breath....
...when your man looks at you eyes wide and says "um did your bump get bigger from yesterday? I'm pretty sure it got bigger from yesterday." Lol. Thanks babe.
When your belly is to big and it hurts to stand up straight and have to lean on something really quick lol I'm petite and wasn't showing so much until now my belly got HUGE!
...when you smile when people comment on your pregnancy glow because you know it is blush. (Thank you Pinterest! I am way too tired to muster up my own glow.) ">
...when waddling is how you get from one place to another and you hate it when people throw you things that end up on the ground. Picking up stuff becomes an Olympic sport at that point along with putting on pants
When you refer to everything as the "thingy because you can't remember words anymore. When you feel your trapped inside a swollen monster's body who has possessed you with acting like a rancid bitch and your real sweet self is buried inside this awful whale costume, dying to redeem your behavior!!!!!!
When you are a case manager for mental health and are used to telling clients, their supports, their providers, county workers, ect "words, brain, work!," and don't even care!
When you refer to everything as the "thingy because you can't remember words anymore. When you feel your trapped inside a swollen monster's body who has possessed you with acting like a rancid bitch and your real sweet self is buried inside this awful whale costume, dying to redeem your behavior!!!!!!
Cute related story: the other day I gchatted my husband about how insecure I was feeling--I said, "I feel like a whale...ugh." He said, "You're not a whale! But...https://depotpublishing.com/books.htm (look at the first book on the page)"
I started laughing so hard...I really needed that!
My poor boyfriend he said trying to Conversate with me is getting ridiculous because I'll be in mid sentence and start saying "ya know that thing that does that" LOL.... because I can't remember what that thing is called. I have server brain farts I swear. Ha ha ha
Re: You Know you're in the Third Tri when...
I only do this at home though, when I'm on the couch, binge watching shows on Netflix.
When you have to make sure you get an aisle seat at the movies bc you know you'll be hitting the bathroom about 5 times throughout the movie.
when people tell you if you are almost due or having a girl because with girls you tend to get heavier lol am having a boy!
I think I deserve something sweet..
#PossiblyNonRelatable
...when you smile when people comment on your pregnancy glow because you know it is blush. (Thank you Pinterest! I am way too tired to muster up my own glow.)
You get up off the toilet
When you grunt everytime you bend down to pick something up off of the floor....
I started laughing so hard...I really needed that!
...when your face looks like a tomato after putting on socks and shoes because all the blood rushed to your head.
Photo of the after-mass of dumping and playing in baby powder!
Married: December 19, 2009