Now that we are all in 3rd trimester, is it safe to assume I'm not the only sweaty, slightly smelly, and covered in acne pregnant lady around? What other kind of "special sexy" do you got going on?
Oh just that extra special lovely feeling of liquid running down my insides every time I squat to do anything. Sexy sexy. I won't even mention kegels :-S
Oh just that extra special lovely feeling of liquid running down my insides every time I squat to do anything. Sexy sexy. I won't even mention kegels :-S
I swear every single time that happens I'm like "OMG my water just broke!" Quickly followed by "Nope, just the joys of pregnancy."
Its like I cant cool down..I go to sleep hot, sweat all night, and then get ready naked just to try to not sweat before putting my clothes on for the day!!
Its like I cant cool down..I go to sleep hot, sweat all night, and then get ready naked just to try to not sweat before putting my clothes on for the day!!
I'm with you on that, so hot all the time #:-S especially my feet! It drives me crazy
I am constantly smelling my shorts asking "is it pee? Is it amniotic fluid? Is it sweat? Is it vag juice?" I actually asked my husband's opinion last week cause I was all paranoid. That was an all time low point in my sexiness.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) #1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo #2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015 #4!!!!!!! due June 2017
I keep having a weird pulling sensation in my vag, definitely don't remember this from my first two; it can only be described as the uncomfortable feeling of pulling a still dry tampon out!
Its like I cant cool down..I go to sleep hot, sweat all night, and then get ready naked just to try to not sweat before putting my clothes on for the day!!
Ha! I just stay in my PJS all the time, I think I leave the house once a week if that! It's too much effort to get dressed at this point. I just want to sleep!
So much burping! And after spending way too much time sitting in the car yesterday...I'm walking around like I have a stick up my ass because it feels like someone has repeatedly kicked me in the vagina.
I'm very lucky in that my hubby still wants to be intimate (I've noticed on here that lots of ladies don't have that experience), but I'm NOT into it! I'm like dude! I'm sweaty and it's all swampy down there....getting in the sexy mind set is a no go. Poor guy....
So my embarrassing moment last week but you ladies may find humor as I do now! My friend threw me a baby shower last Wednesday. I came home to my parents (they live 2 hours away) to get my mom so she could attend and left my dog here at my parents since my dad was coming down Thursday! So Thursday afternoon my dad gets to my townhouse just as I am pulling in from running to the store and I can see him fighting my dag from jumping out if the car. So I run around to see my "little girl" and yell "Mag- Gizmo! What are you doing here!?" My dad grabbed the wrong dog! I bend over laughing hysterically!! I peed my pants and left a puddle on my drive I was laughing so hard!
Its like I cant cool down..I go to sleep hot, sweat all night, and then get ready naked just to try to not sweat before putting my clothes on for the day!!
I'm with you on that, so hot all the time #:-S especially my feet! It drives me crazy
This is why I've already decided I don't care how much the bill is to blast the AC 24/7.. I'll pay whatever it costs to stay cool!
And as for any new "special sexiness".. I've had diarrhea all day today.....;( But hey! On the bright side, at least I'm going! I prided myself in the fact that I've never audibly flatulated in front of hubby.. That is until the other day, we were laying in bed, laughing (too hard I guess) and out of nowhere one popped out! I was horrified, lol. He thought it was the funniest thing ever and ended up hugging me in a little fit of laughter.;p
I love having to change my underwear twice a day due to peeing in my pants. After each sneeze my husband will ask "Did you pee a little or a lot?". I am so thankful this hasn't happened in public.
My body likes to play the guessing game: burp or vomit? I don't feel nauseous but lately sometimes when I start to burp I end up vomiting in my mouth it's really gross and awful, especially when I'm not at home and unable to brush my teeth and rinse my mouth out immediately. Worst game ever.
My husband and I tried to have sex yesterday. He told me my stomach was really heavy and crushing him. Then he told me, "Did you know part of your mucus plug just came out?" WHAT?! We're not having sex again until this baby comes out. I was horrified. I have officially lost all dignity in my marriage. X_X
Ick, I'm sweaty all the time and the wonderful moistness of the nether regions. Not to mention acne galore and the lack of being able to control my farts. My DH told me a joke and I laughed so hard I tooted loud, he cracks up and I bury my face in the pillow from embarrassment. I've started using panty liners so I don't ruin anymore undies, yick so ready for the end of August.
Gas pain from my c-section! I've already warned my husband that I'm not avoiding it and he'll never think of me the same way! Haha but seriously... The pain is there, but I can't even make myself fart!
Major gas depending on what I eat. My husband still either laughs or acts horrified when I fart which I find amusing because we have been together over 13 years and this is baby #4 so we've seen all the grossness every bodily function has to offer between that and other horrify things that have happened to him in those years it's cute he still acts like its something new.
Ugh, my iron supplement is causing major BM issues. It would be nice if it was more than rabbit pellets...
I also have major sweats and swamp ass going on. It's been cooler here this week, which has been nice, but I'm still a sweaty pig.
Oh, and the smell from the lovely discharge going on. I have a panty liner on 24/7, leak every single time I stand up after peeing/wiping, and the thought of DH going anywhere down there makes me cringe for him unless it's during or after a shower. I don't even feel like a wipe does anything to help.
I'm very lucky in that my hubby still wants to be intimate (I've noticed on here that lots of ladies don't have that experience), but I'm NOT into it! I'm like dude! I'm sweaty and it's all swampy down there....getting in the sexy mind set is a no go. Poor guy....
swampy! Best description of it. Especially after my attempts at restless sleep. Wake up in the morning wtf have I turned into?
When I am going #2 and I suddenly get strange thoughts of pooping out my child. :-/
p.s. You ladies are the ONLY people I would ever say this to. Don't you feel privileged? lol.
I say more on here than I would to some friends who have had children...the computer makes me brave!!! HAHA But really its the brave souls that start the conversations and are completely honest that im like eff it I need someone to vent this out to too and who better than you gals experiencing it with me now!!
Not being able to sit down comfortably due to hemorrhoids...hubby asked what was wrong and I almost died from embarrassment when I told him. It amazes me that he still wants to sleep with me with all my "special sexy" going on!
This is totally TMI but at 36 weeks I find it hard to wipe after pooping: I can barely turn my body enough!!! I said to DH the other day, "How the heck am I still supposed to be doing this in 4-6 weeks?!?" Seriously. Haha.
This is totally TMI but at 36 weeks I find it hard to wipe after pooping: I can barely turn my body enough!!! I said to DH the other day, "How the heck am I still supposed to be doing this in 4-6 weeks?!?" Seriously. Haha.
Two words for you. Moist.Wipes. They are a life saver for all those with summer due dates. Side note: I hate the word moist. It grosses me out.
This is totally TMI but at 36 weeks I find it hard to wipe after pooping: I can barely turn my body enough!!! I said to DH the other day, "How the heck am I still supposed to be doing this in 4-6 weeks?!?" Seriously. Haha.
Two words for you. Moist.Wipes. They are a life saver for all those with summer due dates. Side note: I hate the word moist. It grosses me out.
ill have to search for it, but do you know there is an actual cult/following of people worldwide that protest against the word moist. They actually tried to get it removed from the dictionary. So funny.
FYI: the reason why I know this is because I hate it too...
Well even though I'm not pregnant anymore I'm so not digging the bending over & holding my stomach to sneeze or cough because I feel like my insides are going to fall out of my vagina! I've never had this many problems after a c-section so I'm blaming the hysterectomy. I'm also blaming the hysterectomy because I've had tiny air bubbles coming out & never had that issue either. Today I haven't had any more bubbles so I hope it stays like that because I have to admit I would be a little embarrassed to ask my ob about this side effect lol :-w
Re: TMI Tuesday
an all time low point in my sexiness.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui)
#1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
#2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015
#4!!!!!!! due June 2017
And as for any new "special sexiness".. I've had diarrhea all day today.....;( But hey! On the bright side, at least I'm going! I prided myself in the fact that I've never audibly flatulated in front of hubby.. That is until the other day, we were laying in bed, laughing (too hard I guess) and out of nowhere one popped out! I was horrified, lol. He thought it was the funniest thing ever and ended up hugging me in a little fit of laughter.;p
I keep baby wipes and wipe off before he comes in. Lol
My OB surprised me with the GBS swab today. Thank goodness I used some feminine wipes before going to the appt.
When I am going #2 and I suddenly get strange thoughts of pooping out my child. :-/
p.s. You ladies are the ONLY people I would ever say this to. Don't you feel privileged? lol.
But really its the brave souls that start the conversations and are completely honest that im like eff it I need someone to vent this out to too and who better than you gals experiencing it with me now!!
ill have to search for it, but do you know there is an actual cult/following of people worldwide that protest against the word moist. They actually tried to get it removed from the dictionary. So funny.
FYI: the reason why I know this is because I hate it too...