February 2016 Moms

You know you're pregnant when...

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  • @g8trKim That's why you puke in a trash can while sitting on the toilet!

    You would think by the 3rd kid I would have learned by now. Rookie mistake!




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  • egraves4egraves4 member
    edited July 2015
    When you smell a foul odor at work and you're not sure if it's your strong sense of smell and the girl next to you or just your sweaty, gassy, prego self.

    Also, when you won't have sex with your SO because you feel physically disgusting and he asks you if you're not attracted to him (LOL, roles reversed)
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    Diagnosed with placenta increta post delivery: emergency partial hysterectomy - cervix and ovaries still intact 
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  • When your back teeth might rot and fall out because you can't reach them with your toothbrush without gagging, swallowing toothpaste, and immediately puking it back up.

    Mom to Benjamin 6/2011 and Lena 5/2013; baby 3 on the way

  • Summers Eve soap for your lady parts is AMAZING! Took the stink away for me and I feel so much cleaner!
  • When the most casual of compliments makes you cry because hearing that you like nice today while feeling bloated and nauseous is the best thing ever.



  • @cantobean @northstar13, I sent you both messages to your inbox, just FYI! :)
    Married: 8.5.12
    Bunny: 10.9.13
    Jellybean #2 Due: 2.1.16

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    Hiking and Baseball Games with the Fam
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  • When brushing your teeth in the morning makes you puke and puking makes you pee your pants
  • When you drive 45 min to the nearest Wendy's to get some baconator fries and once you get them, can't stand to eat them and throw up all over.
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  • When you start to cry because you're so hungry but is driving back with pizza you just got for family but can't pull over cause you really need to pee.
  • When you can't decide if you are nauseated or hungry
  • When you make yourself a bowl of cereal, and then take a few bites and realize that the cereal is making you feel sick, and you really only wanted the milk anyways. (passed the cereal on to hubby and went and got a glass of milk instead, lol)
    DS1 - Jan 2007
    DD - Aug 2010
    DS2 - Feb 2016

  • When you can only make it through half of the grocery store because the smells make you nauseous.
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  • BuhzelBuhzel member
    When you put your McDonalds bag of greasy food IN your designer purse because you can't carry the 9 month old, purse and food bag all up the stairs at once. Priorities.
  • When you wake up at 3am and raid the kitchen and eat while sitting in the middle of the floor, because you're so hungry you can't even stand up a minute longer without puking.

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  • ErinC1014ErinC1014 member
    edited July 2015
    When the Citizen's Bank commercial on the radio makes you start crying on your way to work.

    Mom to Benjamin 6/2011 and Lena 5/2013; baby 3 on the way

  • @HBirdie I don't see a message? Sorry, I might be TB stupid. I'm usually on mobile so I miss a lot of the notifications and things.
  • @cantobean: I just resent it, check again? :)
    Married: 8.5.12
    Bunny: 10.9.13
    Jellybean #2 Due: 2.1.16

    F16 July Siggy Challenge: Favorite Summer Activity
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  • When you are hungry all day long but the thought of food makes you nauseous.  :((

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  • When you're an adult - without little ones to feed except the one causing the nausea ;) - and you've craved and eaten Spaghettios, Beefaroni and Kraft Mac & Cheese (the shapes not the regular of course).
  • PumpkinTi said:
    when someone else is eating something and it makes you either want to vomit or eat ALL of it NOW.
    I'm right there with you! DD was eating Honey Nut Cheerios in the car today and I dry heaved several times until I couldn't stand it anymore and rolled down the window despite the monsoon we were driving through.
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  • QuazelQuazel member
    LittleMcG said:

    When you're an adult - without little ones to feed except the one causing the nausea ;) - and you've craved and eaten Spaghettios, Beefaroni and Kraft Mac & Cheese (the shapes not the regular of course).

    This happened to me with DS. I realized it was because I had stopped adding salt. It made me want heavily salted, processed foods. Salt and I are way too close.
  • RN0107RN0107 member

    When you can only make it through half of the grocery store because the smells make you nauseous.

    This exactly.


    MMC Aug 2010
    DS1 Jan 2012
    DS2 July 2013
    DS3 February 2016




  • You cry every time you see a newborn on TV because you are picturing your new baby.

     

     

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  • When you brush your teeth too deep and end up dry heaving for 5 minutes even though you haven't had any MS up until that point. What. The. Hell.
  • You make your husband get out of bed to get more saltines at 5:30am because the stash you normally have beside the bed you ate when you woke up hungry at midnight!
  • Your finally in the mood for a date night.. Then you fall asleep 20 mins in to the movie you're seeing
  • I just mixed orange juice (with pulp) and cranberry juice and got so excited for it. I don't even love OJ...but it was on that other thread with the list of good foods!
  • When you have to run to the target bathroom because a very large very sweaty person walks by and smells like death it self is upon you.

    When you take a 5 hour nap and are again ready for bed at 8 pm lol

    When you have craved Mexican food all day and then get it and you just can't eat it anymore.
  • When you had to buy an old lady shower stool so as not to pass out anymore in the shower...image
  • When you buy muffin mix for the blueberry muffins you've been craving, ask DH to make them on his day off and then eat 4 of them for dinner while crying about the shitty/exhausting day you just had. Hot damn those muffins were good though
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