Craziest Dream you've had so far?

BRIANNAT711 · July 2015

I know we are supposed to have weird dreams during pregnancy, but up until this week my were pretty normal by my standards. I'm not sure if that means my pre-pregnancy dreams were very weird or if they just haven't kicked in until now. But two nights ago, I dreamed I groomed a sea turtle with hair. I am grooming Salon Manager by day so you can imagine how odd I found this to be. Lol!
I am curious, what is the weirdest dream you ladies have had???

anorthro · July 2015

I had one where there was guacamole in my vagina. I think that was probably the weirdest.

Side note: The night after I had that dream, my husband went to my first exam with me. They did a pelvic exam and he asked if he could look at my cervix. I said "ok" and he took a peek and said, "hey, there's guacamole in there."

devonsd315 · July 2015

Near the beginning of my pregnancy, I had a sex dream that involved the middle-aged governor of my state. So weird.

bbiutmcph · July 2015

Mine are always crazy. Although last night my dream revolved around me buying a street racing car from a guy in a huge warehouse. In my dream I did not know how to drive a stick shift but apparently once you bought it you couldn't return it, and the guy said, "May the odds be ever in your favor" and everyone pulled guns. I sped away with my FIL in the passenger seat.

My husband told me to lay off the movies and books because I was nuts. I told him obviously since I was dreaming of his family they must have made me crazy this weekend. He may have a point in reality.

amberrmariee20 · July 2015

Mine are just gone beyond crazy. When your trying to hide from a bear coming in your window and feeding him boxes of cereal ... Or when your son has helium balloons and floats away and you can't get him back... Or when someone stole your necklace and you want it back but they keep trying to murder you for taking it back... Yup dream world is nuts !

alinic916 · July 2015

I wish I could remember mine long enough to share with you! I have had some crazy dreams, but I have such a bad memory, I don't remember any of them long enough to tell anyone about them.

whitemn04 · July 2015

I dreamt I killed one of my best friend's mom because she was plotting to steal her baby from her. My friend is not pregnant and her mom is the sweetest woman.
I also have weird sex dreams. One being about a co-worker whom I was resting my head on his leg thinking it was a pillow then felt his overly huge penis and I ran saying we can't do this and he chased me saying it's been a long time coming! He is the brother of a long time childhood friend and there is ZERO attraction to him. Ugh!

smlowe9311 · July 2015

I dreamt last week that dd1 had cancer when she was like 4 (she's almost 2) and had to hold her as she was dying on our back patio. Freaky freaky stuff!

Carmofrap · July 2015

Lol I dreamed my husband and our toddler and this new baby who was born in the dream belonged to him and his wife. Who wasn't me. Lol.

In the dream I was the nanny hired to nurse the baby and the toddler who was suddenly a four yr old and then my husband who wasn't my husband, kept stroking "his" newborns head and my breast as I nursed and it was really sketching me out in my dream. he then divorced his wife and wanted to get with me and I was really uncomfortable about it. I woke up feeling like I had caused him to cheat.
It was weird.

kelsojohnso · July 2015

Puppies. I keep having puppies in my dreams. They are all after-birthy and slimey... Blegh.

RainbowMama7 · July 2015

Too many to count, some really scary, so realistic too! Last night I dreamt of one of my employees hiding a monkey in her closet and sneaking peanuts in to it. Where does that come from?

SarahAnne1101 · July 2015

I dreamed that I gave birth to sea turtles. Jewel child ones, five total...

knottymomma · July 2015

The weirdest to me was that I could take my third trimester pregnant belly 'off' to have sex with any celebrity I wanted and always ended up killing them. Right after, I'd eat a big seafood dinner (deathly allergic in real life) and drive my car home leaving glitter in all the places I'd been. When I put my belly 'on' I could select the number of babies I would be carrying and their genders.

I can live with any weird dreams, but the moment I kill Ryan Gosling I will lose it.

anorthro · July 2015

knottymomma said:
The weirdest to me was that I could take my third trimester pregnant belly 'off' to have sex with any celebrity I wanted and always ended up killing them. Right after, I'd eat a big seafood dinner (deathly allergic in real life) and drive my car home leaving glitter in all the places I'd been. When I put my belly 'on' I could select the number of babies I would be carrying and their genders.

I can live with any weird dreams, but the moment I kill Ryan Gosling I will lose it.

Haha. I kind of wish I left glitter everywhere I went and could take off my belly to have sex!

jordankl1987 · July 2015

I had a dream that I was feeling my baby boy in my stomach and I wanted to see him so I pushed him out through my belly button and held him and talked to him. Then I put him back in through my belly button to keep cooking lol.

knottymomma · July 2015

@anorthro haha, me too!

elmann1 · July 2015

I keep having dreams that DH ignores me or hates me. Like, I'm bleeding to death and he just turns away from me. I'm always crying and super sad that he wont pay attention to me.

Last night I had a dream I had a HUGE Ron Swanson mustache and I was so worried about hiding it before work.

Knottie16288692 · July 2015

I had a dream I went into labor and my baby came out singing his "ABC's". His father and I were so proud..

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lindsayp916 · July 2015

I've had recurring sexual dreams about Blythe Danner- in many of them, we are married and on television professing our love. Not really sure what to make of them, but I'm sure Freud would mention my subconscious is focusing on the least sexual, infertile partner it could come up with! Lord knows she's a fragile, old bird !! Of course, my husband thinks it's just hilarious and pokes me about it frequently!

Thentherewere7 · July 2015

I had a sex dream about my best friends ex husband. It was so weird. Im also often trying to save my loved ones in my dreams but can't. That tells me these are stress dreams.

msbeauty8529 · July 2015

I fell asleep watching csi Miami and dream that someone was supposedly doing cpr on me but instead of chest compressions_ they were doing stomach compressions and trying to steal my baby. Strange dream....no more 2am csi!

dparker721 · July 2015

I just keep dreaming that I have the baby and forget to take care of her....i don't feed her enough, I forget where I put her, etc.

komorebi · July 2015

I had my first labor dream last night. Labor started and immediately my midwife was like, oh feel the head and then my contractions stopped and i was just sitting there crowning for like ever. Then people started showing up and i was up and walking around and still no pushing or pain. Totally weird.

gograce · July 2015

Not sure if it's the craziest dream I've had so far, but I just woke up from it.
Dreamed I was at a massive bar that was really a city and I couldn't find any bartender to make an alcohol free drink for me. My husband was working at a grocery store inside the bar. And before the dream was over, I was eating this nasty fried chicken with Debra Messing and John Goodman. I didn't like the chicken very much, so I just ate the skin, but it was soggy and it hurt my stomach. My stomach still hurts from it.
I mentioned I dreamed I ate fried chicken skin to DH when I woke up, told him it hurt my stomach, mentioned my stomach still hurt from the fried chicken, and asked "Is that weird?" He looks at me and asks "What fried chicken?? When did you eat chicken?"

BBaires · July 2015

I've had a reoccurring dream that I forget I'm pregnant and go out drinking with friends, then after many cocktails I remember I'm pregnant and am racked with guilt. I wake up feeling ashamed and then mad for feeling bad about something i didn't actually do.
It's enough to make a woman drink

lginnan · July 2015

I don't know about the weirdest, but my FAVORITE has been the couple that ended in a sleepgasm. Thank you, pregnancy!

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