More placenta talk

Re: More placenta talk

• BostonBaby1 member

  July 2015

  CMDD said:

  DH just told me he's heard of people planting a tree on top of it!

  WTAF???? I'm with @magburt about not googling the Lotus birth. Although we could sprinkle it with herbs to cut the stench.

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• angetralala member

  July 2015

  Have seen lotus birth photos.
  
  Cannot unsee.
  
  Also, should not have read this thread in bed while my husband is unconscious. The bed is shaking with my attempts to hold in laughter.

  Angela
  
  
  
  

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• amw2133 member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  I agree the the above. I have seen the pictures (Google strikes again!!!) and now I'm scarred for life!

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• taysun member

  July 2015

  Forget planting a tree, how about a vegetable garden for super organic veggies

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• nik6499 member

  July 2015

  You could sell them as ode to placenta veggies

  

  
  

  DD May 2005 MC Nov. 2012

  MC Aug. 2014

  Chemical Feb. 2015

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• nik6499 member

  July 2015

  I wonder if we could market that? Placentaocorn, limenta beans

  

  
  

  DD May 2005 MC Nov. 2012

  MC Aug. 2014

  Chemical Feb. 2015

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• taysun member

  July 2015

  I'm about to become a millionaire, please feel free to donate your placentas for 50 shares of stock per placenta

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• BostonBaby1 member

  July 2015

  taysun said:

  I'm about to become a millionaire, please feel free to donate your placentas for 50 shares of stock per placenta

  How many shares of stock do you intend to distribute during the incorporation process? I would definitely consider getting my placenta to you if the numbers work out ;-)

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• Caligurl858 member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  I'm going to save my placenta In the freezer, and secretly feed it to the next person who tries to tell me how to raise my baby. Hannibal style
  
  ...too far?

  
  

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• Beckah31 member

  July 2015

  I WOULD eat my placenta, but I'm seriously trying to give up cannibalism and my sponsor is concerned it's going to have me back on the livers and kidneys.

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• taysun member

  July 2015

  @Bostonbaby1 gotta consult with my broker and business lawyer first!

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• 12815AEEA member

  July 2015

  LMAO ) This is too funny!!!

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• nik6499 member

  July 2015

  My shrink said placenta is a gateway meat and could lead to further human consumption..... He's probably just overreacting

  

  
  

  DD May 2005 MC Nov. 2012

  MC Aug. 2014

  Chemical Feb. 2015

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• adecembermom2015 member

  July 2015

  I'm a vegetarian...do you think they market tofu placenta? I'd be all over that for all the nutritious placebo effects.

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• Daphneh28 member

  July 2015

  Best.thread.ever. I'm hurt my mom didn't honor my placenta by making a teddy bear I could now pass onto my baby. I must correct this wrong....

  

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• Beckah31 member

  July 2015

  @Daphneh28 parents can really screw their kids up when they don't take the time to properly honor placentas, umbilical cords and first poops. I mean, these things are important!!!
  Glad we have the opportunity to properly honor Mother Earth and our babies.

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• reware member

  July 2015

  magburt said:

  I'm a vegetarian...do you think they market tofu placenta? I'd be all over that for all the nutritious placebo effects.

  Don't worry @magburt! If you're a veg, I'm pretty sure your placenta is already made if tofu. Bon appetit darling!

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