Friday Flame Free Confessions

breezymeema7 · July 2015

It's Friday at long last! What sort of dark naughty secrets have you been keeping this week?

breezymeema7 · July 2015

I dirty lurk the July 2015 board birth announcements. I just can't resist those cute little squishy newborn babies and it makes me so excited to know that we are next.

toccoaparker · July 2015

I have two kids and consider myself a grown woman; that being said, I cannot master brushing my teeth without toothpaste inevitably getting on my shirt. EVERY DAMN MORNING. You would think I'd learn to lean over the sink or possibly put my clothes for the day on after I brush my teeth, nope, never crosses my mind. I confess I have the bathroom skills of a two year old :-S

Miz_Liz · July 2015

breezymeema7 said:

I dirty lurk the July 2015 board birth announcements. I just can't resist those cute little squishy newborn babies and it makes me so excited to know that we are next.

Me too, all the time! People can't handle not replying on there either!

carleym93 · July 2015

When I drop things on the floor, I kick them under the cabinets or the bed because I can't find a way to pick them up.

CaliforniaDream87 · July 2015

I cannot stand people who constantly complain. My God. Is there anything good in your life? Sheesh.

hitcj4687 · July 2015

I ate two little Debbie cakes today...

hclzmm14 · July 2015

hitcj4687 said:
I ate two little Debbie cakes today...

How did you stop at just two? Lol

ashbash1012 · July 2015

I sneak and eat subway sandwiches while my husband is still at work. Shhhhh.....don't tell him!

acgonzalez22 · July 2015

I lied on my glucose report paper from yesterday's dinner because I ate Chick Fil A and it was a little high.

Edit bec damn autocorrect.

mjones0721 · July 2015

I hid a pack of Reese's, a pack of snickers, and a pack of butter fingers in my bedroom last night so that the kids wouldn't eat them. DH bought them and snuck them in the bedroom for me so at least I have a partner in crime lol as he put it "you have to have preggo snacks"

kjandericka · July 2015

I've been really hungry lately (like grown man hungry) but I hate eating more than my 6'5" 280lb DH. So, last night, I ate dinner before DH got home from work and then pretended that I hadn't eaten and ate a full meal with him. He's still clueless that I'm a cow and I went to bed with a full tummy. Definitely a win-win.

mimigrace12 · July 2015

kjandericka said:
I've been really hungry lately (like grown man hungry) but I hate eating more than my 6'5" 280lb DH. So, last night, I ate dinner before DH got home from work and then pretended that I hadn't eaten and ate a full meal with him. He's still clueless that I'm a cow and I went to bed with a full tummy. Definitely a win-win.

This!

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Miz_Liz · July 2015

kjandericka said:

I've been really hungry lately (like grown man hungry) but I hate eating more than my 6'5" 280lb DH. So, last night, I ate dinner before DH got home from work and then pretended that I hadn't eaten and ate a full meal with him. He's still clueless that I'm a cow and I went to bed with a full tummy. Definitely a win-win.

I remember a day in the 1st trimester when I literally ate 3 lunches. THREE!! (But I also remember all 3 being incredible!).

dkizz82 · July 2015

I am naked. I can't stand clothes and I just want to go without. Sorry neighbors of you or your children see anything. Ha! My blinds are open.

laurenashley519 · July 2015

Last night I wore leggings to bed because it felt like too much work to put on pajamas. DH wanted sex; I agreed but only took one leg out of my pants so they wouldn't be as hard to put back on after we were done. It's getting to be a real struggle, ya'll.

CarelessDiva89 · July 2015

So I totally forgot the blind above my kitchen sink was open. So I whipped out my boobs and was taking my sweet time to get all my pump stuff ready & then began pumping. I looked up & in terror see my guy neighbor who was in his boat & facing me. (He was looking down at that moment) Oh was I embarrassed!!!! I had to yell for one of my 6 yr olds to please go in the kitchen and shut the blinds. :-$

GirlOnTheBeach · July 2015

I ate a cinnamon twist from Taco Bell last night that fell out of hubby's bag of them and drank more than "just a sip" of his Pepsi. I felt guilty because I stole his stuff but also because it put me over my carb allowance for dinner :-/ After I have this baby, I swear I'm going to go out and get a HUGE dessert from somewhere! I hate GD

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hitcj4687 · July 2015

cllgarrison said:

hitcj4687 said:
I ate two little Debbie cakes today...
How did you stop at just two? Lol

Believe me, I would finish the box but I knew I would be going to the carnival tonight and getting a deep fried snickers....

meandmrjones14 · July 2015

laurenashley519 said:
Last night I wore leggings to bed because it felt like too much work to put on pajamas. DH wanted sex; I agreed but only took one leg out of my pants so they wouldn't be as hard to put back on after we were done. It's getting to be a real struggle, ya'll.

I'm sorry I cried a little from laughing. This is great!

breezymeema7 · July 2015

laurenashley519 said:

Last night I wore leggings to bed because it felt like too much work to put on pajamas. DH wanted sex; I agreed but only took one leg out of my pants so they wouldn't be as hard to put back on after we were done. It's getting to be a real struggle, ya'll.

Lol, this is awesome.

MouseMama817 · July 2015

I hit the Baskin Robbins drive through on my way home from running errands today. That was an hour ago and I'm already thinking about stealing one of DH's Snickers ice cream bars

ashbash1012 · July 2015

kjandericka said:
I've been really hungry lately (like grown man hungry) but I hate eating more than my 6'5" 280lb DH. So, last night, I ate dinner before DH got home from work and then pretended that I hadn't eaten and ate a full meal with him. He's still clueless that I'm a cow and I went to bed with a full tummy. Definitely a win-win.

Hahahaaa so my H is the same height as yours and I've been doing the EXACT SAME thing. By the time he's home from work I've eaten and snacked! Then I fake like I'm starving when he walks through the door!

pabeybaby · July 2015

I was tired of having a fuzzy belly, so I shaved it. :-S

MouseMama817 · July 2015

@pabeybaby I literally have to do this every day! I've never seen hair grow so fast!

kelseyrayay · July 2015

My husband wouldn't have sex with me for 4 weeks. I asked him why and he said he didn't want me to go into labor. (Someone told him after 30 weeks you shouldn't have sex because it will cause labor.) I told him that was silly and the only thing he should be worried about is the baby grabbing him. Still haven't told him it was a joke! ;;)

HarleenQuinz86 · July 2015

I'm debating on waiting til my boyfriend is half asleep and waking him up for sex... I haven't had sex since around 20 weeks and I'll be 33 weeks on Monday. I miss sex damn it!

ChanelLovesB · July 2015

kelseyrayay said:
My husband wouldn't have sex with me for 4 weeks. I asked him why and he said he didn't want me to go into labor. (Someone told him after 30 weeks you shouldn't have sex because it will cause labor.) I told him that was silly and the only thing he should be worried about is the baby grabbing him. Still haven't told him it was a joke! ;;)

My husband said that last night and I literally lmao! He said he would open it up more! Um no sir

hjphillips · July 2015

I've found that i actually enjoy sex more right now if DH is asleep.

KaylaLovesNoah · July 2015

I have had multiple people on my FB feed post pictures of their newborn daughters totally naked with their legs spread showing everything! Seriously! I get some people posting little baby butts or whatever, but that is just too much! Do they not realize what kind of people could be seeing this? I just want to slap them!

Miz_Liz · July 2015

The D in DH does not mean "Darling" or "Dear" in my world today!!

missmarissa711 · July 2015

I called my fiancé on the way home from the mall and asked if he wanted me to pick up some dairy queen. When I got home, we sat outside and ate together and he said he was shocked I didn't finish my sundae(because I always am licking the little bowl it comes in dry) Little to his knowledge on the way out of the mall I stuffed 2 very large pieces of pizza down my throat like a frantic mad women while driving to get the ice cream. I even burned the roof of my mouth because I didn't have the patience to wait 3 minutes for them to cool off. O:-)

Miz_Liz · July 2015

I love that this applies to so many of our FFFC's....it makes me feel better knowing I am not alone!

cseley321 · July 2015

I was able to leave work early today so I met my husband for lunch at a small restaurant... then i went home and made a sandwich, THEN ate half of the ben and jerry's ice cream i bought him last week... this was all within 2 hours.

carriebelle77 · July 2015

I'm on bed rest, but my husband and kids were driving me bat shit crazy, so I left and went to get ice cream at Coldstone with a friend!

breezymeema7 · July 2015

All these foods posts got me craving everything, but I just can't let myself give in. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so crazy about food and let myself indulge.

jesselayne8 · July 2015

Where are you ladies putting this food?? I am on the down slope when it comes to food. There just isn't room to put it anymore. This is usually the point in pregnancy where I don't gain anymore weight.

deleted22152218 · July 2015

My confession (maybe it's more of a UO) is that I can not stand posts with "help!" in the title. I haven't seen a ton of them lately but when I do, I am instantly irritated. Whats with the sense of urgency!??!! Anything serious / urgent enough to make someone want to exclaim, "help!" probably can't be solved by posting online. I guess I'm being dramatic - but it just really drives me crazy!