More placenta talk

Re: More placenta talk

• BostonBaby1 member

  July 2015

  CMDD said:

  How many of you are going to bury your placentas under the full moon with your bestie? (As seen on insta)

  Can I be with you when you bury your placenta?

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• ToneGirl member

  July 2015

  :-O

  Ummmmmmmm.....

  

  
  

  Me:34      DH:41      1 son: 6       2 step sons: 18, 12

  BFP: 4/24/08 - Missed Miscarriage found 5/29/08

  BFP: 11/21/08 - DS born 7/13/09

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• nik6499 member

  July 2015

  I was planning on putting mine in a smoothie to share with all the neighbors

  

  
  

  DD May 2005 MC Nov. 2012

  MC Aug. 2014

  Chemical Feb. 2015

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• yl1m32015 member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  Dh is going to slice mine up and throw it in the grill, like steak, with a side of baked potatoes.

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• redfallon member

  July 2015

  Like, duh! I've already got a whole party planned around this!

  Jamie

  
  

  
  

   

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• misamima member

  July 2015

  This is really annoying. How dare all of you minimize the benefits of a placenta.

  Everyone knows it's best eaten with nachos.

  
  
  

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• cristinapage72 member

  July 2015

  I heard doing it under the new moon brings good luck to your third cousins....But I don't like them.

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• rain0831boww member

  July 2015

  LOL! Their faces!

  
  

  Thank you for making my day. I was thinking about having it preserved into a time capsule so someone can open it one day in the distant future. 

  Due 11.16.17
  Baby Girl 12.9.15
  

  MC 2.1.15 @ 5 W - Chemical
  MC 4.7.14 @ 21 W - Turners Syndrome
  

  
  

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• yl1m32015 member

  July 2015

  rain0831boww said:

  LOL! Their faces!

  
  

  Thank you for making my day. I was thinking about having it preserved into a time capsule so someone can open it one day in the distant future. 

  You should think about throwing some herbs on it to minimize odor. Unless the odor is what you're going for.
  

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• rain0831boww member

  July 2015

  Herbs sound beautiful. I'll throw an array of different herbs in there to marinate it. That way, they can throw it right on the grill. 

  Due 11.16.17
  Baby Girl 12.9.15
  

  MC 2.1.15 @ 5 W - Chemical
  MC 4.7.14 @ 21 W - Turners Syndrome
  

  
  

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• redfallon member

  July 2015

  rain0831boww said:

  Herbs sound beautiful. I'll throw an array of different herbs in there to marinate it. That way, they can throw it right on the grill. 

  Don't forget the A-1 when it's done!

  Jamie

  
  

  
  

   

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• dp1320 member

  July 2015

  Anyone see the KUWTHK where one of them (I think maybe Kortney?) tells the family they're eating her placenta? I died. So disgusting. (it wasn't actually)

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• CMDD member

  July 2015

  Hahaha you're all so funny! I love this

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• taysun member

  July 2015

  Personally I feel a diy placenta jam is the best way to go for those days post partum when you only have the time/energy for toast

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• adecembermom2015 member

  July 2015

  I heard you can use the placenta as a stamp to create beautiful art for the home. Then simply rinse, and eat on a pizza.

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• taysun member

  July 2015

  Another idea, blend into paint for LO's room, that way it will feel familiar. Bonus points for using a similar color paint.

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• Peanut1128 member

  July 2015

  These are all wonderful suggestions. I'm planning to dry mine and turn it into a fashionable leather jacket for my baby. Only the best for my child!

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• dp1320 member

  July 2015

  taysun said:

  Another idea, blend into paint for LO's room, that way it will feel familiar. Bonus points for using a similar color paint.

  Amazing.
  

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• VesperLove member

  July 2015

  Oh. My. 

  
  

  This post made my entire day.

  

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• adecembermom2015 member

  July 2015

  Check out these tips!!! Do you think I'll have enough for jewelry AND a lasagna?

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• taysun member

  July 2015

  I think we all better plan on at least 10 more children to have enough placenta for all these wonderful ideas

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• rain0831boww member

  July 2015

  
  

  
  

  magburt said:

  Check out these tips!!! Do you think I'll have enough for jewelry AND a lasagna?

  Oh. My. God. What the Fuck? 

  
  

  
  

  Due 11.16.17
  Baby Girl 12.9.15
  

  MC 2.1.15 @ 5 W - Chemical
  MC 4.7.14 @ 21 W - Turners Syndrome
  

  
  

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• BostonBaby1 member

  July 2015

  rain0831boww said:

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  magburt said:

  
  

  Check out these tips!!! Do you think I'll have enough for jewelry AND a lasagna?

  
  

  Oh. My. God. What the Fuck? 

  
  

  
  

  
  
  ROTFL!!!
  
  

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• adecembermom2015 member

  July 2015

  

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• kidcapri100 member

  July 2015

  I actually saw the suggestion to "craft a teddy bear".
  Horrifying.
  
  PS Thx to OP for this thread..made my day!!

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• CMDD member

  July 2015

  Omgomgomg

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• kdoak2015 member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  I'm not sure how to add to this post, be funny or keep myself from throwing up. Thanks for the laughs ladies!

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• beccabeeee member

  July 2015

  Omfg lol the teddy bear thing is just disturbing! Do people actually do this stuff?

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• nik6499 member

  July 2015

  Maybe I can sell it for its nutritional value

  

  
  

  DD May 2005 MC Nov. 2012

  MC Aug. 2014

  Chemical Feb. 2015

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• redfallon member

  July 2015

  Is it like those people who make things out of their cat's shed hair? 

  
  

  https://www.amazon.com/Crafting-Cat-Hair-Cute-Handicrafts/dp/1594745250
  

  Jamie

  
  

  
  

   

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• redfallon member

  July 2015

  

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• koala1107 member

  July 2015

  I'm dying reading these. Don't have anything clever to add but I cannot believe some of these things exist. )

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• amw2133 member

  July 2015

  kidcapri100 said:

  I actually saw the suggestion to "craft a teddy bear".
  Horrifying.
  
  PS Thx to OP for this thread..made my day!!

  Seriously!?!? WTF???
  

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• amw2133 member

  July 2015

  I just literally laughed out loud and then had to explain to the hubby what I was laughing at now he's laughing too so thank you all!!

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• CMDD member

  July 2015

  

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• kmac103 member

  July 2015

  You guys are so mean. All the OP wanted to know is if y'all were going to bury your placenta with your BFF and y'all go and turn it into a gif party full of clearly sarcastic responses. You all should really be more sensitive to those that wish to do not-so-normal things with the things expelled from their vagina during birth. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
  
  (Pretend that was a paragraph that consisted of only sarcasm font)

  Kylie M.

  Baby #1 Born 12.16.2015

  Baby #2 Due 7.13.2018

  
  

  
  

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• nik6499 member

  July 2015

  Ohhhhh maybe we should it back in and see it up and store it for next time?

  

  
  

  DD May 2005 MC Nov. 2012

  MC Aug. 2014

  Chemical Feb. 2015

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• adecembermom2015 member

  July 2015

  I was gonna do that lotus birth shit.
  
  (DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE IT)

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• Seleyna member

  July 2015

  @CMDD, I'm planning on doing the placenta encapsulation. But if I weren't doing that, I would be interested to see what the burial is about.
  

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  BFP On December 7, 2013! Due August 8, 2014!
  Reese made his arrival on August 13, 2014 after 42 hours of labor!
  
  
  BFP on April 2, 2015, estimated due date is December 6, 2015!
  Teryn made his arrival on December 6, 2015 after only 15 short hours of labor!
  
  

  
  

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• CMDD member

  July 2015

  DH just told me he's heard of people planting a tree on top of it!

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