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Twatwaffle Tuesday

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in November 2015 Moms
Because when you're pregnant there's always someone you really, really don't like.
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  • taykerslaketaykerslake member
    The old women at work constantly telling me "it gets better" after I've just finished violently throwing up... 19 weeks and morning sickness still going strong! I feel like I might know more than them on my own MS
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  • hacharleshacharles member

    My ultrasound tech was a total twatwaffle yesterday. After waiting 2 hours past my appointment time I apologized to her for not having a full bladder. Apparently I apologized too many times. Before she really got started with the scan she said, "I know what time you got here! You do not have to keep telling me." with more sass than I can deliver in text. Never said it was your fault chica but thanks for making this experience less enjoyable for me....annnnd forgetting to record the ultrasound dvd that I paid for....



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  • RaisingJulianRaisingJulian member
    My fiancé. For making ME feel bad that I can't go on water slides or anything like that with him this weekend since we're going on vacation for the 4th. Jerk..
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  • kwaldykwaldy member
    People at work today... literally everyone. My Coworkers & customers alike.

    And like @CarrieOct15 said... traffic ughhhhh
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  • mamavbsmamavbs member
    edited June 2015
    England in general. It was raining and cold last week and I was in jeans. It's 33 degrees Celsius today at 5.30pm and I'm having to make the adventure of shaving my legs etc.

    Not amused England, not amused. Make your freakin mind up


    Edit- added the Celsius ;)@RaisingJulian
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  • RaisingJulianRaisingJulian member
    mamavbs said:

    England in general. It was raining and cold last week and I was in jeans. It's 33 degrees today at 5.30pm and I'm having to make the adventure of shaving my legs etc.

    Not amused England, not amused. Make your freakin mind up

    I was confused for a second at the "33 degrees" lol then realized it was Celsius. Duh.

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  • AMG901AMG901 member
    Yes exactly @mamavbs! I've been dealing with awkward bassies all day, The office has no air, I'm hot and bothered in my sweaty shitty leggings and people saying 'oh you have a long way to go yet!' F you, just F you.
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  • mamavbsmamavbs member
    @AMG901 I just abandoned making dinner for the 1 and 3 year old and got in a cold shower. I've been pregnant in summer 3 times now- what a chump :)) should have learned my lesson already
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  • cbolton19cbolton19 member
    wulfpackgirl said:

    Idiots you have conversations on speaker phone in public. No one wants to hear your conversation.

    So much this. Also the lady in my building who thinks that the bathroom stall at lunch is the perfect place to have phone conversations. I have been in there 3 times when she pulls this crap. Ugh. It's like she finishes her business then decides that sitting there is comfy and she should call someone and ask them about their day/lunch plans. Then has it so loud that I can hear both sides of the convo.
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  • oliarnmom1517oliarnmom1517 member
    Today it's my husbands jeep.. And my husband... I think I need a nap..
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  • Cook3133Cook3133 member
    My iced coffee I had this morning...... My tummy is telling me that was a bad move. Why does coffee have to be a diaretic, (sp?). WHY??? :(
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  • lakesideknitterlakesideknitter member
    There's a giant raging b-word at work. I have to get her approval for any major project, and we are mortal enemies. I'm asking for a dartboard with her face on it for Christmas.
    Me: 28, DH: 40
    Married 9/28/13
    DS born 11/12/15
    EDD 8/13/18
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  • Alexis514Alexis514 member
    The parking garage that charged me $18 for 2 hours (and no pricing signage)
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  • grapesoda1111grapesoda1111 member
    wulfpackgirl said:

    Idiots you have conversations on speaker phone in public. No one wants to hear your conversation.

    PREACH IT

    Pregnancy Ticker
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  • cwoods1016cwoods1016 member
    My co-worker, who is actually just a temp in the department that sits right behind me. CONSTANTLY clearing her throat...louder and louder and louder...and her voice it's monotone but in such a soft sweet and sticky kind of voice that I want to punch her throat just to see if it can maybe change her effing voice......
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  • turkeybabtturkeybabt member
    I'm having dinner at my in-laws tonight- and my ex bf, his wife, his mom and his 2 brothers are joining us. (My world is a TINY world). On positive note- I get a dinner!
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  • brownloveonebrownloveone member
    My bump for not being big enough so a holes at work forget I'm pregnant and still expect me to perform wild stunts, then look at me crazy when I get tired fast.
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  • bellie1223bellie1223 member
    Ugh, the idiot receptionists at my ob's office can't figure out even the most obvious things. It makes me worry about the capabilities of my doctor sometimes... Also, this is not a person being a twatwaffle, but pregnancy symptoms- I can't stand how pretty much everything COULD be normal, but it also could mean you're about to die. Makes it hard to figure out when you should be worried, so I decided I'm just not going to worry anymore.
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  • pink*sheeppink*sheep member
    My best friend...oh I'm sorry that you can never attend or participate in any plans we have bc you're magically always working but then expect everyone to drop what they do to accommodate plans you'd like to make. So yes, I told you I had to work late so I wouldn't be able to make it and you got all twatwaffly snotty about it (which hello early fffc: I lied about because I don't feel like driving an hour to your nonsense)
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  • MoRay05MoRay05 member
    F you leg cramps! They are usually not so bad but today my left leg is killing me! I have tried all the usual tricks and nothing is helping.
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  • rox7777rox7777 member
    thefithuntress said:

    The city of Miami.

    The drivers that speed out of parking garages and almost hit me when I'm on the freaking sidewalk.

    The jackasses who I plan events for who keep asking for free shit.

    The fancy bimbos who walk around being all hot and skinny while my boobs and crotch drip with sweat like never before.

    Bah.

    I can't wait until fall. I was pregnant through fall/winter with my first and it was awesome. I could get away with a light hoodie even when it was snowing because I was always warm, but at least I wasn't leaking out of every pore.
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  • thefithuntressthefithuntress member
    rbradshaw77 said:

    thefithuntress said:

    The city of Miami.

    The drivers that speed out of parking garages and almost hit me when I'm on the freaking sidewalk.

    The jackasses who I plan events for who keep asking for free shit.

    The fancy bimbos who walk around being all hot and skinny while my boobs and crotch drip with sweat like never before.

    Bah.

    I can't wait until fall. I was pregnant through fall/winter with my first and it was awesome. I could get away with a light hoodie even when it was snowing because I was always warm, but at least I wasn't leaking out of every pore.
    True dat! I totally hate this place now but I know I'll be looooving it when she's born and I'll be able to take her for strolls along the bay in shorts and a tshirt. ;)
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