The old women at work constantly telling me "it gets better" after I've just finished violently throwing up... 19 weeks and morning sickness still going strong! I feel like I might know more than them on my own MS
My ultrasound tech was a total twatwaffle yesterday. After waiting 2 hours past my appointment time I apologized to her for not having a full bladder. Apparently I apologized too many times. Before she really got started with the scan she said, "I know what time you got here! You do not have to keep telling me." with more sass than I can deliver in text. Never said it was your fault chica but thanks for making this experience less enjoyable for me....annnnd forgetting to record the ultrasound dvd that I paid for....
My fiancé. For making ME feel bad that I can't go on water slides or anything like that with him this weekend since we're going on vacation for the 4th. Jerk..
Ugh yes this a million times over! And if you don't mind my jacking your list and adding to it... ladies who admittedly don't use the search function and say "no negative responses", ladies who encourage them to continue the insanity and ladies who AW while contributing nowhere else on this board.
England in general. It was raining and cold last week and I was in jeans. It's 33 degrees Celsius today at 5.30pm and I'm having to make the adventure of shaving my legs etc.
Not amused England, not amused. Make your freakin mind up
England in general. It was raining and cold last week and I was in jeans. It's 33 degrees today at 5.30pm and I'm having to make the adventure of shaving my legs etc.
Not amused England, not amused. Make your freakin mind up
I was confused for a second at the "33 degrees" lol then realized it was Celsius. Duh.
Yes exactly @mamavbs! I've been dealing with awkward bassies all day, The office has no air, I'm hot and bothered in my sweaty shitty leggings and people saying 'oh you have a long way to go yet!' F you, just F you.
@AMG901 I just abandoned making dinner for the 1 and 3 year old and got in a cold shower. I've been pregnant in summer 3 times now- what a chump ) should have learned my lesson already
Idiots you have conversations on speaker phone in public. No one wants to hear your conversation.
So much this. Also the lady in my building who thinks that the bathroom stall at lunch is the perfect place to have phone conversations. I have been in there 3 times when she pulls this crap. Ugh. It's like she finishes her business then decides that sitting there is comfy and she should call someone and ask them about their day/lunch plans. Then has it so loud that I can hear both sides of the convo.
There's a giant raging b-word at work. I have to get her approval for any major project, and we are mortal enemies. I'm asking for a dartboard with her face on it for Christmas.
Me: 28, DH: 40 Married 9/28/13 DS born 11/12/15 EDD 8/13/18
My co-worker, who is actually just a temp in the department that sits right behind me. CONSTANTLY clearing her throat...louder and louder and louder...and her voice it's monotone but in such a soft sweet and sticky kind of voice that I want to punch her throat just to see if it can maybe change her effing voice......
I'm having dinner at my in-laws tonight- and my ex bf, his wife, his mom and his 2 brothers are joining us. (My world is a TINY world). On positive note- I get a dinner!
My bump is the twatwaffle today because trying to apply self tan just to my legs, when I bent down to get the lower leg, my bump wiped on my thigh and now I have weird leopard print tan going on over my stomach.
My bump for not being big enough so a holes at work forget I'm pregnant and still expect me to perform wild stunts, then look at me crazy when I get tired fast.
People who tell me what I should or shouldn't be doing while pregnant. STFU I'm more than aware of the limitations of my body and at 20 weeks still taking 4 diclectin pills a day for horrible morning sickness, those few days that I acctually feel decent I will be catching up on everything (painting, gardening, etc) and I'm perfectly able to do it... I'm pregnant, not on my deathbed! And no, treating myself to something sweet once in a while is not going to cause gestational diabetes so please keep it to yourself!!!!!
Ugh, the idiot receptionists at my ob's office can't figure out even the most obvious things. It makes me worry about the capabilities of my doctor sometimes...
Also, this is not a person being a twatwaffle, but pregnancy symptoms- I can't stand how pretty much everything COULD be normal, but it also could mean you're about to die. Makes it hard to figure out when you should be worried, so I decided I'm just not going to worry anymore.
People who tell me what I should or shouldn't be doing while pregnant. STFU I'm more than aware of the limitations of my body and at 20 weeks still taking 4 diclectin pills a day for horrible morning sickness, those few days that I acctually feel decent I will be catching up on everything (painting, gardening, etc) and I'm perfectly able to do it... I'm pregnant, not on my deathbed!
And no, treating myself to something sweet once in a while is not going to cause gestational diabetes so please keep it to yourself!!!!!
During my last pregnancy, my neighbor)a guy) told me to be careful of what I eat b/c I could "catch" gestational diabetes. I wanted to laugh so hard, but he looked so serious, that I just didn't have the heart to laugh in his face.
Any chick on this app that uses the old "I feel bad for your children" in defense of being "attacked" by "bullies." Soapbox- my daughter can be and do anything she wants- HOWEVER- if she ever thinks it's cute to act stupid she will hear it from me. I will tolerate any other choice she wants to make, but the cutesy, giggly oh silly me bs that some women feel is appropriate will not fly in my house. I refuse to believe there are functioning grown women who are incapable of reading message board guidelines, and I would rather my daughter be raised bitchy and clever than feel like acting stupid is an appropriate life choice. Off the soapbox.
My best friend...oh I'm sorry that you can never attend or participate in any plans we have bc you're magically always working but then expect everyone to drop what they do to accommodate plans you'd like to make. So yes, I told you I had to work late so I wouldn't be able to make it and you got all twatwaffly snotty about it (which hello early fffc: I lied about because I don't feel like driving an hour to your nonsense)
I don't normally complain about him but today the twatwaffle is DH. I have spent the last 3 nights up late painting the built in cabinets in our dining room while he sat on the couch and watched TV. Now tonight instead of helping me do some minor projects around the house (we recently moved) he is going to the bar with his friend. Lazy mothereffer is getting no more sex this week.
The drivers that speed out of parking garages and almost hit me when I'm on the freaking sidewalk.
The jackasses who I plan events for who keep asking for free shit.
The fancy bimbos who walk around being all hot and skinny while my boobs and crotch drip with sweat like never before.
Bah.
I can't wait until fall. I was pregnant through fall/winter with my first and it was awesome. I could get away with a light hoodie even when it was snowing because I was always warm, but at least I wasn't leaking out of every pore.
The drivers that speed out of parking garages and almost hit me when I'm on the freaking sidewalk.
The jackasses who I plan events for who keep asking for free shit.
The fancy bimbos who walk around being all hot and skinny while my boobs and crotch drip with sweat like never before.
Bah.
I can't wait until fall. I was pregnant through fall/winter with my first and it was awesome. I could get away with a light hoodie even when it was snowing because I was always warm, but at least I wasn't leaking out of every pore.
True dat! I totally hate this place now but I know I'll be looooving it when she's born and I'll be able to take her for strolls along the bay in shorts and a tshirt.
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
My ultrasound tech was a total twatwaffle yesterday. After waiting 2 hours past my appointment time I apologized to her for not having a full bladder. Apparently I apologized too many times. Before she really got started with the scan she said, "I know what time you got here! You do not have to keep telling me." with more sass than I can deliver in text. Never said it was your fault chica but thanks for making this experience less enjoyable for me....annnnd forgetting to record the ultrasound dvd that I paid for....
DD1 born 11/2014
DD2 born 6/2016
SA is reading over the excel spreadsheet wondering where she went wrong.
And like @CarrieOct15 said... traffic ughhhhh
Not amused England, not amused. Make your freakin mind up
Edit- added the Celsius
Married 9/28/13
DS born 11/12/15
EDD 8/13/18
And no, treating myself to something sweet once in a while is not going to cause gestational diabetes so please keep it to yourself!!!!!
Soapbox- my daughter can be and do anything she wants- HOWEVER- if she ever thinks it's cute to act stupid she will hear it from me. I will tolerate any other choice she wants to make, but the cutesy, giggly oh silly me bs that some women feel is appropriate will not fly in my house. I refuse to believe there are functioning grown women who are incapable of reading message board guidelines, and I would rather my daughter be raised bitchy and clever than feel like acting stupid is an appropriate life choice.
Off the soapbox.
Edited for words...autocorrect is drunk.
The drivers that speed out of parking garages and almost hit me when I'm on the freaking sidewalk.
The jackasses who I plan events for who keep asking for free shit.
The fancy bimbos who walk around being all hot and skinny while my boobs and crotch drip with sweat like never before.
Bah.