Throat Punch Thursday

kayjay44 · June 2015

kayjay44 · June 2015

TP to my coworker who was supposed to retire this month. She's not happy here, makes it well known, and is barely doing work (so I have to pick up the slack). Just retire already. I'm doing half of your job anyway, so it would be nice to get a pay raise to reflect that.

And TP to hormones. Please, no more nightmares. But the sex dream I had last night, you can keep those coming.

bbax44 · June 2015

I have no TP yet today.. but I do go into work here pretty soon, so I'm sure I'll have a few TP to hand out. hahaha throat punch Thursday just cracks me up

bredoll · June 2015

TP to my phone, it's stupid and evil and no longer works correctly. It is getting replaced this weekend hopefully.

TP to a "co-worker" who sucks at her job so much it makes me want to cry (which thanks hormones for making that SUPER easy) because it makes my job that much more annoying and difficult.

bookqueen · June 2015

TP to traveling? Lol we are leaving super early tomorrow for a 48 hour drive...ugh.

kayjay44 · June 2015

I also desperately need a new phone - I think we'll get new ones on Saturday!

mrs3615 · June 2015

TP to my BFF's DH who is just now planning something for her bday that is in two weeks and she lives across the country. I'm fairly certain when he texted me this am and asked that we have a phone call, he's going to ask that we travel to her or she to us with two weeks notice - AND he knows we have DH's parents living with us currently. Now I have to wait until 6:30 tonight to talk to him, and I'm super annoyed. I hate when I have to say no to someone and I hate it even more when it's likely a ridiculous request. I also hate waiting for uncomfortable conversations.... ugh.

snarky14jd · June 2015

Tp to the exhaustion

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Tp to this rainy weather too

bdaught · June 2015

TP to a major migraine and no migraine meds...except Tylenol.

MrsJ2522 · June 2015

TP to mean people who think treating retail employees like crap makes them feel better about their shitty lives.

kayjay44 · June 2015

TP to spotting that started this morning. I haven't told work yet (dating U/S is tomorrow), so I'm hoping I can either get a dating scan today or in to see my midwife.

PumpkinTi · June 2015

Tp toexhaustion!

MrsJG3 · June 2015

TP to myself. I knew yesterday that it was going to be crazy hot and although I did drink water I couldn't keep it down. Ended up in the ER for six hours for dehydration and bleeding. Thank goodness baby is okay for now and has a heartbeat. I should have worked harder to hydrate before the nausea got the best of me.

TP Amazon! My prenatal vitamins came in a giant melted lump.

TP NFL Shop! Order DH a Chargers Dad shirt and it came with crooked screen print. I had to order something else and now won't have anything for Fathers Day. They have said they will send me a return label for the last 3 days and I still haven't received it.

je5sc0 · June 2015

TP to the self checkout attendant that said "what do you want?" when I interrupted her spinning in circles. Grown lady spinning in circles. GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK.

brushesnbrunch · June 2015

TP to the owners of my company who sent out a company wide email stating the next to Saturdays are mandatory work days for everyone who is salary. So I get to spend my next two weekends, when it should be gorgeous, inside filing. Boo!

ginalevans · June 2015

I have a dumb question - I'm new to this whole thing! First pregnancy! Are we Throat Punching because our hormones are all over the place and we want to punch EVERYONE in sight?!?! If so - had a moment this morning! Never been so on edge since becoming pregnant!!!!

anamilia · June 2015

TP to a series of unfortunate events at work where I need to order something from a vendor ASAP, but they won't process my order because we have an invoice outstanding.In and of itself understandable. But, That invoice is outstanding because our bank (NOT US) decided they needed to change everything about our accounts (acct #'s, CC #, wire info, etc), so some payments were missed because receiving companies held onto their checks too long before depositing and the acct was closed! (On a side note, who does that? See this paper here - It's worth a lot of money to me, but no, I'm just gonna hang onto, I really have no interest in getting paid! UGH). The person who pays the bills is out on a work conference this week, so she can not send a check until she gets back. And I can't pay for it with the corporate CC because the total is too high for the limit probably, but even without that issue, THE PEOPLE AT THE CONFERENCE NEED TO BE ABLE TO USE THE CC TOO! And did I mention that we need this item ASAP? Ugh.

purplepenguin3 · June 2015

I want to TP our contractor. We are building a house and he says he's going to get back to me and then he never does so i call him and he makes it seem like it's me not him. I can't wait until we are done and I don't have to deal with him anymore.

LittleLotero · June 2015

TP to my AC unit. I work from home and our landlord drive 2 hours to see why I keep complaining about it. I have it set at 72 and my house thermostat says it's a toasty 80 in my house. NO SIR! My unit has not shut off in 3 days. Hims is not gonna like when I deduct our sky high electric bill from the rent next month.

PS - our house is 15 years old and desperately needs a new HVAC system and he knows that - so TP to being cheap old dude!

jessybelle80 · June 2015

TP My boss, he's a complete moron. He's terrible at his job (and I would know i held the position for the past 3 years. Then tried to quit but they begged me to stay as an assistant...I should have said no)
TP to upper management bc they can't see what a complete moron my boss is even though everyone complains about him and his lack of work ethic and ability.
TP to my 1 year old lo's godmother for letting her sit on the couch unsupervised "just for a minute" and now she has a huge goose egg on her forehead bc she face planted off the couch
I could keep going lol

Vkrosa · June 2015

TP my DH he's being an ASS.

cantobean · June 2015

TP to myself five hours ago, when I thought "I hope everything's Ok....I don't feel nausea anymore." ENJOY IT YOU IDIOT.

Also, TP nausea.

strlitemiss · June 2015

Tp to my dog. I think he realized I'm pregnant. For the last 4 days he refuses to snuggle me, keeps getting into the trash, and stealing the toddlers food. He's always been amazingly behaved so he is really making me mad.

minivanmafia · June 2015

TP to this Georgia Humidity!

kayjay44 · June 2015

ginalevans said:

I have a dumb question - I'm new to this whole thing! First pregnancy! Are we Throat Punching because our hormones are all over the place and we want to punch EVERYONE in sight?!?! If so - had a moment this morning! Never been so on edge since becoming pregnant!!!!

TP Thursday can be seen all over TB.

Basically, it's a thread to bitch about whatever is bothering you and who or what you'd like to throat punch

yellowbearwares · June 2015

This happened to me too, have you had them more regularly since conceiving? I've had two in three weeks and they are usually once a year!!!

PedsIsHardcore · June 2015

TP to a couple I know that can afford to go overseas but can't afford to board their 2 dogs and cat. I'm just annoyed I got asked.

silvers626 · June 2015

TP to spotting (mine and everyone else's that is causing them grief!) and this ridiculous headache that Tylenol can't touch.

bredoll · June 2015

TP to my boss that did a wire money transfer backward from how I asked for it and now I need her to do a second one fixing it. Oh and she is gone for the day.

mamaek · June 2015

TP to my sister for making my pregnancy all about her.

BabySeaTurtles · June 2015

TP to working a full-time job when exhaustion o'clock hits every afternoon.

kris10mac · June 2015

TP to my entire wardrobe. Why do you already not fit correctly?!?

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ashton2190 · June 2015

TP to whatever caused DH to not get his bonus money on this paycheck
TP to my phone for sending me to the babies r us 15 miles away instead of the one within 3 blocks of my current location. I hate taking to tollway around here because everyone loses their mind as son as they get on it
TP to no one having the stretch mark cream I want and now I have to order it online and pay for shipping and have yet another thing to be impatient about
TP to drinking so much water I think I'm going to float away

g0lightly8706 · June 2015

TP to a certain friend who used to claim she was my "bestie" and nowadays doesn't answer my texts and I haven't seen in two months. I don't understand people. Why do they act so fake nice to you then ignore you for a month..

LittleMcG · June 2015

TP to the coincidence that is agreeing to take on a heavier load at work (covering for a maternity leave, ha!) and it happening to pile up the same week the exhaustion and nausea hits! And TP to the extra long flights said additional role requires!

bbax44 · June 2015

strlitemiss said:

Tp to my dog. I think he realized I'm pregnant. For the last 4 days he refuses to snuggle me, keeps getting into the trash, and stealing the toddlers food. He's always been amazingly behaved so he is really making me mad.

My life!!!

stuckie12 · June 2015

Tp to dh family who basically told me I need to stop copying his cousin, she's due in September,
Tp to tooth aches

kayjay44 · June 2015

stuckie12 said:

Tp to dh family who basically told me I need to stop copying his cousin, she's due in September,

Yep, every lady that gets pregnant after her is obviously copying her. How dare we!

stuckie12 · June 2015

I got pregnant with my ds right after she had her first so in there eyes I'm stealing her thunder here's the funny part they don't see her or her kids at all....

ginalevans · June 2015

Got it!!!!! I had no idea! Thank you!

Aussiechicka · June 2015

TP to DH who said he was working 30 mins late so I made sure to have dinner ready when he said he'd be home and stalled DS with faaaar too many puffs. DH still isn't home, we've eaten dinner which I then puked up. Happy days!

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