I thought trying to see the baby was funny, but DH topped himself tonight! While we were watching the Salt n Peppa lip sync battle I had on DVR DH looks over at me and asked if I wanted him to sing push it to me while I'm in labor I laughed and told him if he did I could not be held responsible for any bodily harm that may happen to him.
May be TMI. 39weeks here. I made DH have sex. Of course...LO decided to get very squirmy like you could actually see big movement. I tried to keep my giggles in. He took blankets off and goes oh my god! It was hilarious... I had to make him keep going!! LOL
I was commenting on how large yet flat/saggy my boobs have become.... Cup size E.... DH says, " yeah kinda like flapjacks!" Yes my boobs remind you of pancakes...... FANTASTIC!
DH has been sleeping through the night while I wake up to nurse LO (there's literally nothing he can do so why Make him get up?) last night was rough leading to no sleep...
I was watching a trashy reality show I like this evening and he said "ugh can you watch this while I'm asleep?"
And then I cried and said SURE I'LL WATCH IT WHILE YOU'RE PEACEFULLY SLEEPING AND I'M RUNNING ON ZERO SLEEP FOR MULTIPLE DAYS!
He immediately felt like the biggest asshole and then apologized and I didn't because...his ass better believe he's suffering through RHONY.
TTC: 1/2014
BFP: 9/24
EDD: 6/8/2015
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DH has been sleeping through the night while I wake up to nurse LO (there's literally nothing he can do so why Make him get up?) last night was rough leading to no sleep...
I was watching a trashy reality show I like this evening and he said "ugh can you watch this while I'm asleep?"
And then I cried and said SURE I'LL WATCH IT WHILE YOU'RE PEACEFULLY SLEEPING AND I'M RUNNING ON ZERO SLEEP FOR MULTIPLE DAYS!
He immediately felt like the biggest asshole and then apologized and I didn't because...his ass better believe he's suffering through RHONY.
I gave birth to our little baby girl last week. On the 2nd in the hospital DH was holding her while I was in the bathroom. When I came out he was standing by the waiting for me with a very concerned look. He said "did you notice that she has hairy ears?!!?!?" I said yes, and don't worry because it's normal and it will fall off soon. He was so relieved and said "good!! I was worried that she would never find a date when she gets older!"
I gave birth to our little baby girl last week. On the 2nd in the hospital DH was holding her while I was in the bathroom. When I came out he was standing by the waiting for me with a very concerned look. He said "did you notice that she has hairy ears?!!?!?" I said yes, and don't worry because it's normal and it will fall off soon. He was so relieved and said "good!! I was worried that she would never find a date when she gets older!"
DH is about halfway through the ONLY pregnancy book I asked him to read, which he has had for 7 months. Every time he reads something new he didn't know he gets so excited to tell me about it and in my head I'm like "yes dear I know, why do I know? Because I read 5 books months and months ago, not 3 days before our due date!!!!" I'm running out of non passive aggressive ways to say this lol. He also keeps "quizzing" me on things and it's driving me up a wall... He will randomly say "what's your code word?" As in the word I need to say in order to receive an epidural. Do you really think I am going to forget that word? The one word that will save me if I reach a point where I feel like dying? Ask me again and I might snap.
DH is about halfway through the ONLY pregnancy book I asked him to read, which he has had for 7 months. Every time he reads something new he didn't know he gets so excited to tell me about it and in my head I'm like "yes dear I know, why do I know? Because I read 5 books months and months ago, not 3 days before our due date!!!!" I'm running out of non passive aggressive ways to say this lol. He also keeps "quizzing" me on things and it's driving me up a wall... He will randomly say "what's your code word?" As in the word I need to say in order to receive an epidural. Do you really think I am going to forget that word? The one word that will save me if I reach a point where I feel like dying? Ask me again and I might snap.
Stabby.
Ooo, what's your word? I still haven't picked one. Is that too personal? LOL
DH is about halfway through the ONLY pregnancy book I asked him to read, which he has had for 7 months. Every time he reads something new he didn't know he gets so excited to tell me about it and in my head I'm like "yes dear I know, why do I know? Because I read 5 books months and months ago, not 3 days before our due date!!!!" I'm running out of non passive aggressive ways to say this lol. He also keeps "quizzing" me on things and it's driving me up a wall... He will randomly say "what's your code word?" As in the word I need to say in order to receive an epidural. Do you really think I am going to forget that word? The one word that will save me if I reach a point where I feel like dying? Ask me again and I might snap.
Stabby.
Ooo, what's your word? I still haven't picked one. Is that too personal? LOL
Lol not at all. All my suggestions (mostly food words) got vetoed because he was convinced I might use them in normal conversation. "It has to be something you would never say!" For his work he has to use the military alphabet thingy (alpha, Charlie etc) so my word is Delta... For drugs lol.
With DS, DH picked the phrase "I want to be an architect" because as an engineer, he knew those words would never come out of my mouth. Sorry if there are any architects here. This time, there is no code word needed, just give me the drugs!
I had to apologize to DH for all the bad sex lately. I'm only in it to induce, so I'm basically lying there and giggling because it's so bad. His reply, "I still have a smile on my face." He's been so good about it. Hopefully, it gets good again after postpartum recovery.
I was told last night "no sex for you if that can cause labor, I won't even grab your boobs" which is a huge deal because he really loves pregnancy boobs. It was funny but a little sad at the same time.
As you all know I have a crazy BIL and SIL. DH brother & wife. They are nuts about everything...... Sending videos to the gparents on testing cribs.... Telling the family that if you don't spend X amount of money on the crib then it isn't safe..... Bragging about every single thing that happens in their pregnancy, stating their babies weight on FB every week and in general are super annoying..... My DH and I always want to say something but we never do...... Keep the peace.
Tonight DH was so proud because his brother keeps announcing what their baby weighs ALL the time. (She's a US tech and measures everyday on herself) His brother said, "our junior weighs 7 lb 13 oz plus or minus 17 ounces!"
DH said, " ummmm that's plus or minus 1 pound 1 ounce.... So pretty accurate then."
He was so proud of himself for finally calling him out for something lol I know it's catty but it's a win for us.
When they put DS on my chest right after delivery, DH looked at me with huge eyes and said, "I wasn't sure you were going to be ok. Good thing it's a boy, because we are one. and. done.!"
Me: I don't think we need to decide that right now...
So I'm going to officially make the call today that LO will be a formula-fed baby (long list of reasons/complications on other threads, but DH and I are comfortable with the decision and DH is the one who finally said "you shouldn't need to be miserable and our baby will be great no matter what". Which is why he's the best, trying to keep me sane.)
Except that he ended with "but you can still pump, for me to watch, if you want!"
@Westypet kick him. Completely warranted. Pretend your asleep and do it !
Ha ha you are too nice, I pull the pillow out from under DH head and wack him on the arm with it and say "oi, your snoring is annoying me" lol DH is so sweet he just laughs and rolls over
DH: You've got some good burps going on over there! Me: Sorry. Heartburn. DH: Who would have thought that apple juice, feta cheese, and a cookie would cause heartburn? Never would have guessed it!
DH is away from the house and I'm paranoid about going into labor. So I asked what I should do if I go into labor. His response: "I'll be home in the time it takes you to put shoes on. But stay on the tile floor, just in case."
I know I'm a basket case but I didn't find that funny.
I just got a hospital bill from when I had to go to triage for bleeding back in April. I decided to go ahead and pay it while I was thinking of it, because chances are given that LO will be here come Monday, I'll probably forget. It was only $145, so no huge deal to go ahead and pay it. The website kept popping up a weird error message and I was getting frustrated. DH just looked at me and asked if I could just pay it while we're there for the c-section on Monday. Sure, I'll just run on down to the business office and pay it between blood work, epidural, and other pre-op stuff. Then he asked why I didn't just pay it later. Ummm, cause I'll probably forget. He then says, oh, I'm sure they'll send a reminder. I don't want a reminder, I just want to pay it now. Fortunately I finally got it done, but seriously asking me if I can just pay it Monday? I really wonder what he's thinking (or not thinking) sometimes.
I've been using a nipple shield on the right side, and am having a hard day with breastfeeding after LO slept for 5-6 hours last night, causing some engorgement. DH is being super sweet, doing everything he can to encourage me. Baby was starting to hunger fuss while DH was holding him, so I started putting the shield on.
DH says to LO, "Mama's getting her shield on to feed you. She's our super hero! She's got a shield! And takes such good care of you! She's amazing."
When DH can tell that I'm getting frustrated with breastfeeding, he thanks me for trying so hard to feed LO and tells me I'm an awesome mom. Best motivation ever!
Re: DHs Say the Darndest Things
DH says, " yeah kinda like flapjacks!"
Yes my boobs remind you of pancakes...... FANTASTIC!
I was watching a trashy reality show I like this evening and he said "ugh can you watch this while I'm asleep?"
And then I cried and said SURE I'LL WATCH IT WHILE YOU'RE PEACEFULLY SLEEPING AND I'M RUNNING ON ZERO SLEEP FOR MULTIPLE DAYS!
He immediately felt like the biggest asshole and then apologized and I didn't because...his ass better believe he's suffering through RHONY.
Stabby.
No, honey, not time yet. Just excited dance judges.
He's been so good about it. Hopefully, it gets good again after postpartum recovery.
They are nuts about everything...... Sending videos to the gparents on testing cribs.... Telling the family that if you don't spend X amount of money on the crib then it isn't safe..... Bragging about every single thing that happens in their pregnancy, stating their babies weight on FB every week and in general are super annoying..... My DH and I always want to say something but we never do...... Keep the peace.
Tonight DH was so proud because his brother keeps announcing what their baby weighs ALL the time. (She's a US tech and measures everyday on herself) His brother said, "our junior weighs 7 lb 13 oz plus or minus 17 ounces!"
DH said, " ummmm that's plus or minus 1 pound 1 ounce.... So pretty accurate then."
He was so proud of himself for finally calling him out for something
lol I know it's catty but it's a win for us.
Me: I don't think we need to decide that right now...
(I want more bebes!)
CRAZY LOUD INSANE SNORING
Except that he ended with "but you can still pump, for me to watch, if you want!"
Edit for spelling
Me: Sorry. Heartburn.
DH: Who would have thought that apple juice, feta cheese, and a cookie would cause heartburn? Never would have guessed it!
I know I'm a basket case but I didn't find that funny.
DH says to LO, "Mama's getting her shield on to feed you. She's our super hero! She's got a shield! And takes such good care of you! She's amazing."
Love. This. Man.
@KarasTwin thanks :-) He's a keeper
Unfortunately I got cursed with bulging blood vessels down "there". Poor darling gets so worried that it hurts me