WTF food cravings that can only ever hit between the hours of midnight and 4am? Could you maybe ever occur at say 6pm when you know, stores and restaurants are actually open? Just a thought.
Wtf body. You know that you need sleep and you know that dd1 will be up between 6 and 6:30 every day. Why do you insist on staying awake until 11 or 12 every night?!?
WTF Amber Alerts going off our on our phones at 2 and 4 am twice the last two weeks! The sound scares the crap out of me! Makes me think we have a tornado warning! (And yes I do realize they are important....it is just very jarring!)
Wtf lady at work. Let me preface this by saying I didn't even know her name and we don't speak because we don't know each other. Other than a smile passing on the elevator. She rubbed my stomach a few weeks ago so I did it back and she's left me alone. Why did she just come up behind me, while I'm sitting at my desk, and hug me. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!
wtf friend's sister! Upon finding out I'm pregnant, she lifts my shirt to see my belly! So aghast at the treatment I didn't even know what to say, just walked away.
WTF Wayward Pines. I stayed up until 1:30 am watching you like an idiot and now regret this very much since its 6:30 and I need to get up for my busy day with no time for napping!
Wtf aches and pains! I can't sleep because I'm so uncomfortable right now! My hip hurts and my belly feels heavy and I just want to get comfortable! My snoogle isn't even helping at the moment. (
WTF 2015?! This has been a dreadful year so far as far as my and DD's health. Thankfully it has been relatively minor (yet highly annoying illnesses like colds, stomach bugs and GI issues) but it has been every month this year for either her, myself, or usually both of us. STAM's don't get sick days off. It really sucks to be sick and having a toddler at home to take care of, my DH has been doing what he can, but somebody has to work!
And WTF body?! Never in all of my pregnancies (this is my 3rd) has my body been so unable to cope with my asthma during pregnancy. My allergies and asthma aren't this bad normally. I know this has been a bad year for pollinating gone psycho, but MAN! The top of my fridge looks like a shelf at the pharmacy! It is a very scary thing to have near constant asthma attacks for weeks on end and not be able to get any relief. I have to be able to BREATHE, hello!! My doctors are finally sending me to a specialist. This has gotten out of hand and I am sick of my body being a mess!
(Vent over)
Wtf belly button.. My belly button was always pretty in there, but easily irritated when bothered. Now that it's becoming shallow, shit, it's so irritable. If anything brushes on that area it's such an odd and uncomforable feeling, certain clothes, the ultrasound transducer, my stirring wheel, my desk, hands.. Last night I was out to dinner, when I got up and reached to get something off the table, the corner of the chair back poked right into my belly button... I wanted to cry. I don't even want to imagine the troubles when I get bigger.
WTF people who say things like "you know being pregnant in the summer is going to be really hot and uncomfortable" as if I exactly planned my conception date to overlap the end of my pregnancy with the hottest months of the year. Like that was the most important thing on my mind.
WTF beautiful, wonderful toddler - why do you choose weekdays to sleep in so late we have to wake you up to get you ready and get out the door to work, yet you choose the weekends to get up at 5:30??
WTF Old Navy yoga pants, the only ones I have that are maternity and therefore not too tight on my belly? Why can't you just stay where you belong instead of slipping down under my fat? Am I going to have to invest in some full-panel workout pants just to get through the next few months?
Also, dear beautiful DS, I know you love your baby sister snd you're very excited about her impending arrival, but please understand that mommy's belly is NOT for elbowing, jumping onto, laying on top of or otherwise touching except feather-light touches.
WTF cellulite. I looked at my legs last night and I'm thoroughly disgusted.
OH man this is so me right now! Yuck
God bless my DH. He says "what are you talking about? It's barely there." I love him. It's everywhere and noticeable! Just gonna keep exercising and pray it's only temporary during pregnancy.
WTF Body? Why won't you sleep when I'm tired? Why must you stay awake until 1 AM and then wake up for good at 630 when hubby goes to work?!
What's wrong with my face, lately? Stuffy nose, and extremely puffy eyes!
I read something that said if you're experiencing puffiness in your face that sleeping with your head elevated a bit can help a ton. Drainage of fluids or something sexy like that, haha!
I'm with you on the insomnia nonsense. I can NOT get to sleep at a remotely decent time, no matter when I physically go to bed....so. much. tired.
WTF to my husband leaving his shoes on the step in the garage. I went out to do laundry, his shoes were on my flops. I go to move them with my feet, lost my damn balance and fell on my ass. I have told him 10000 times to not leave them there where the kids and I Have to step over them. Hope little dude is ok in there. Luckily have OB on Friday. Grrrrrrrr.
WTF maternity clothes. They either make me feel and look like a whale OR they are in some hideous pattern that is so not cute. Target has been my best bet so far, but why can't a pregnant girl still be stylish?!
WTF back pains out of no where that had me all freaked out! Turns out, I just need to have a bowel movement. Since when does digestion cause back pain... C'mon!
Mama to a wonderful DD - Sep 2015, Wife to my DH since 2011, 2 dogs, a cat, and hoping to add No. 2 in May/June 2018. Canadian. 5 - IUIs, 3 - IVF retrievals, 2- failed transfers (fresh, and frozen), PGS on second IVF resulted in 1 perfect emby, and DD. 3rd IVF w PGS resulted in 3! perfect embys. 1st transfer - Sep 2017 2 more on ice.
WTF Florida weather!! It was sunny all morning until I put my bikini on, took my HDBD pic and got ready to go out to the pool...It was cloudy out by the time I got ready and it's been raining on and off ever since. Still sitting here in my bikini and coverup....checking all the posts on here because you all are so much fun and catching up on some bills/paperwork (YUCK!). Back to work tomorrow so I guess I'll try to go to the pool this weekend, when it's WAY more crowded.
Wtf to diarrhea. I stared out so incredibly constipated when I first found out I was pregnant. So much so I gave myself Hemorrhoids. Last two months exact opposite to the extreme. At least the Hemorrhoids aren't aggravated anymore
Wtf to the random guy that walked up to my husband while we were putting our boys in the car talking anti vaccine nonsense. He claimed that the Mercury in the vaccine would give our children autism and if we go to his pastor he will sign a paper that would give us medical exemption. This man is lucky I did not here him or I would have went off on him. We were coming out of the hospital from my ob appointment too which I find is a weird place to push your anti vaccine agenda. I am still fuming.
WTF . . . I stepped on the scale at the gym and I've gained 3 lbs since Saturday! I know DD didn't grow that much so where is this weight coming from? Also, it's not like I ate a whole cake or anything . . .
Re: It's WTF day
WTF coworker: She says to me, "Pretty soon you're going to need a cart to carry yourself around in."
It's my fourth baby, and third in 2.5 years, so I'm a lot bigger a lot sooner. But still...
WTF me staying up late to watch NBA finals and thinking I'd be fine today. I keep nodding off at my desk.
I-) considering going home for lunch to nap. Scared I won't wake up though. lolAlso, dear beautiful DS, I know you love your baby sister snd you're very excited about her impending arrival, but please understand that mommy's belly is NOT for elbowing, jumping onto, laying on top of or otherwise touching except feather-light touches.
What's wrong with my face, lately? Stuffy nose, and extremely puffy eyes!
hideous pattern that is so not cute. Target has been my best bet so far, but why can't a pregnant girl still be stylish?!
I'll wtf my gas.... wtf gas why did you have to come back on the morning o have PT I was so worried I would fart on my therapist!
5 - IUIs, 3 - IVF retrievals, 2- failed transfers (fresh, and frozen), PGS on second IVF resulted in 1 perfect emby, and DD.
3rd IVF w PGS resulted in 3! perfect embys. 1st transfer - Sep 2017 2 more on ice.