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BADASBKRCKBADASBKRCK member
in April 2014 Moms
Starting early... Is there any combination worse than diarrhea and hemorrhoids? Owie! My poor poor ouchy butt!

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  • babayRFLbabayRFL member
    Sex is FINALLY feeling normal again!! Woop woop!!
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  • Talltrees82Talltrees82 member
    Yay @0jamielynn0 !

    I almost pooped my pants in the grocery store last week... Thank goodness for customer bathrooms and the very helpful teenage cashier who pointed me in the right direction! And my apologies to the lady waiting for the bathroom after me. And everyone who walked down every aisle I "crop dusted".
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  • BADASBKRCKBADASBKRCK member
    I have always loved the use of the term crop dusting in that context lol. You just made my day

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  • emilyann64emilyann64 member
    We used to call it crop dusting when I was a flight attendant. You would walk down the aisle and toot next to a passenger you didn't like haha! I can't ever fart on command though, so it didn't work for me. Wah.

    What's up with hemorrhoids, man? Do they ever go away? I have like the smallest, tiniest one by my bum and it randomly starts itching like crazy!
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  • Sporty1216Sporty1216 member
    emilyann64 said:

    We used to call it crop dusting when I was a flight attendant. You would walk down the aisle and toot next to a passenger you didn't like haha! I can't ever fart on command though, so it didn't work for me. Wah.

    What's up with hemorrhoids, man? Do they ever go away? I have like the smallest, tiniest one by my bum and it randomly starts itching like crazy!

    Ha! this is awesome! I'm so glad flight attendants have some measure of recourse for dealing with rude passengers. Haha. Leave no evidence.
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  • babayRFLbabayRFL member
    I like to "crop dust" my friends via text using emojis. I use the man that looks like he's running, then the puff of smoke that looks like it'd be coming out of his butt. It makes me laugh every time :). It's usually saved for DH and my brother because they appreciate it the most...haha
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