Unfortunately, I jumped on this train a bit too late, but... This is friggin' hee-larious!! Thank you for the comic relief, ladies! Seriously. I'm just trying to decide where to go next... Texas? California? Michigan? *sigh*
I'm pretty sure my anal area (funny words) is a little darker now. Same with my nips. Fifty shades of anals! No matter how dark your anal is I'm sure you're just fine. The fairer skinned you are the lighter you anus. Typically.
I keep checking in on this thread every time there is a new comment lol. It gives me a good laugh for the day. The other day at work I was reading it to my fellow icu nurses and they were cracking up. You girls and your comments brighten my day funny stuff!!
Reading this thread, can't seem to get this scene from Bridesmaids out of my head- "...I love my new asshole!!"
Pregnancy brings out some fun changes. I say embrace them! I'm sure there is nothing wrong, but if you are still concerned, talk to your OB!! That's what they are there for :0)
It's ok, you can bleach your anus when this is all over.
You took the words right out of my mouth!
OP, don't do it while you're pregnant, but go to a spa that offers anal bleaching or go on Amazon and order some. It'll be okay!
*Note that I will never bleach my anus because I don't even want to hear about what it looks like let alone see it. If DH wants to look he's welcome, but I'm good. No judgment!
This thread scares the poop out of me... It's like feeling under the weather and then every time you think things are under control its back to the bathroom...
From first read to my last this has to be the most giggle inducing thing I have had the pleasure to indulge in for a while. It's a thread straight from the God's of funny. A "more darker anal" is definitely a laughing matter nothing wrong with "ya'll" here.
I was 31 post behind on this. Heavens why would I have stopped reading? Wait because I had an effing baby and laughing out loud was ripping my insides out. Thanks for reminding me to catch up . . . Though I just woke up that effing baby with my cackling. My abs hurt like I just birthed a bowling ball again.
Hahaha... Thank you @lovethatcolosun ! i was still in July 2015 when this happened.. This is the hardest I've laughed in so long....definitely the funniest read so far!
Re: Anal is becoming more darker and dark scratches are on my butt HELP!!!!
But whatever.. At least it wasn't a picture. Lol
Pregnancy brings out some fun changes. I say embrace them! I'm sure there is nothing wrong, but if you are still concerned, talk to your OB!! That's what they are there for :0)
OP, don't do it while you're pregnant, but go to a spa that offers anal bleaching or go on Amazon and order some. It'll be okay!
*Note that I will never bleach my anus because I don't even want to hear about what it looks like let alone see it. If DH wants to look he's welcome, but I'm good. No judgment!
It's a thread straight from the God's of funny.
A "more darker anal" is definitely a laughing matter nothing wrong with "ya'll" here.
Lol