DH: whatcha reading? Bump boards? Me: yeah DH: anything good? Me: Dunno yet. Symptoms thread agrees crankiness is a pregnancy thing. DH: y'all need to take that to September! Crankiness is not a Thing! (Lol, because I told him about the Cats thread yesterday) -- DH: do you guys call yourselves anything? Me: what? No. June 15 maybe. DH: Oh, that's so June 15. Me: what?! No! DH: I bet that's what September says about you guys.
This is actually a DH and FIL combo. Every time I have an appointment the only thing my FIL wants to know is how big the baby is. He always makes some comment about how if baby is big it comes from my side because all the babies in their family are small (not true, he's only counting his side, not my MIL's).It's almost as if he thinks that when you have a boy all of their characteristics come from their dad. He makes it sound like eeveryone in my family is huge just because some of us are a little over average hight. Yesterday DH thought it was appropriate to tell him how much weight I'd gained during a phone conversation. When I yelled out, hey! He just said I didn't tell him how much you weighed, just how much you gained. Probably not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things, but I don't tell people about your weight. He then told me his dad said he would grill me some steaks if the baby was too small. He's measuring spot on, chill!
My hubby was watching l/o move from the outside of my belly. He watched it move for a few minutes and then asked me if it was my organs. Nope my organs are the same as yours and don't move around in my belly.
This is actually a good thing that DH said to me: I put on a dress for church today and was trying to decide if it was flattering or not (I have a love/hate relationship with horizontal stripes these days). DH walked into the bedroom and said, "Oh that dress looks nice on you! You look so pretty!" Then, "You know what I want to do tonight? YOU!"
Bit crude, but I've decided to continue wearing the dress
This is actually a good thing that DH said to me: I put on a dress for church today and was trying to decide if it was flattering or not (I have a love/hate relationship with horizontal stripes these days). DH walked into the bedroom and said, "Oh that dress looks nice on you! You look so pretty!" Then, "You know what I want to do tonight? YOU!"
Bit crude, but I've decided to continue wearing the dress
DH helped me decide which dress to wear for my shower. It was a nice moment!
My husband and I were looking through old pictures and found an old one from a hike (pre pregnancy), he zooms in on me and goes "aww baby look you were so skinny"
K BRIAN!!!
ETA: His intentions weren't mean. He always reminds me I'm pregnant and how beautiful I am when I am feeling down about my body. I think it just came out before he thought about what he was saying. But still... KBRIAN!!
I just told my husband my belly was feeling tense, and he asked, is it "Brixton Hacks?!" I got a bunch of belly laughs after that as he repeated "Brixton Hacks! Brixton Hacks!" over and over again. Love him!
Earlier while eating DH asked me if I was going to take a bath tonight (I usually do, but haven't in a few nights) and when I said no, he looks at me dead serious and asked me if I shower in the morning. No, I haven't bathed in days, but I don't smell. Honestly I don't know what he's thinking sometimes.
Went out for breakfast on the weekend and there was a line, but some empty chairs across the very crowded lobby. I mention to DH that I'm going to make my way to the chairs and he states, very loudly 'excuse me, please move. Pregnant lady wants to sit down!!!' He had good intentions and was trying to be helpful but holy let's call attention to the uncomfortable preggo!
Earlier while eating DH asked me if I was going to take a bath tonight (I usually do, but haven't in a few nights) and when I said no, he looks at me dead serious and asked me if I shower in the morning. No, I haven't bathed in days, but I don't smell. Honestly I don't know what he's thinking sometimes.
DH sometimes acts this way. I get exasperated and say, "What do you think I do when you're not around?! How do you think I've managed life so far?!" When he is really bad, he says, "I really don't know..."
This morning at like 5am the baby was kicking like no other so I grabbed my sleeping husband's hand and placed it on my belly and he just goes "yo, tell her to chill out". Okay, yo!
Earlier while eating DH asked me if I was going to take a bath tonight (I usually do, but haven't in a few nights) and when I said no, he looks at me dead serious and asked me if I shower in the morning. No, I haven't bathed in days, but I don't smell. Honestly I don't know what he's thinking sometimes.
DH sometimes acts this way. I get exasperated and say, "What do you think I do when you're not around?! How do you think I've managed life so far?!" When he is really bad, he says, "I really don't know..."
Yeah, I don't know how he thinks I survived 25 years without him
Earlier while eating DH asked me if I was going to take a bath tonight (I usually do, but haven't in a few nights) and when I said no, he looks at me dead serious and asked me if I shower in the morning. No, I haven't bathed in days, but I don't smell. Honestly I don't know what he's thinking sometimes.
DH sometimes acts this way. I get exasperated and say, "What do you think I do when you're not around?! How do you think I've managed life so far?!" When he is really bad, he says, "I really don't know..."
Yeah, I don't know how he thinks I survived 25 years without him
The real question is how THEY survived all those years without US
Not really a DH moment but a funny exchange: one of his favorite shows is a Canadian comedy called the Trailer Park Boys. There's a character named Randy who dresses like the pic below. I decided to dress up as Randy and surprise DH ... Who could not stop laughing. He was like "I really wish it wouldn't be inappropriate to take a pic and send it to friends!"
I asked if I should come along mushroom hunting tonight with DH. He laughed and said, " you can't even make it to the end of the driveway." ..... Ummmm he was over exaggerating but ..... Sorta right. Ha
My sons snuggling in DH lap saying "open your mouf (mouth)" over and over again trying to wedge his little fingers in there. DH looks at me and says "I say that to your mother all the time." Nice honey...nice.
I was having my husband watch the baby make my stomach move all sorts of crazy ways and he said wait this reminds me of something and pulls up a clip of space balls (never seen the movie) where a tiny alien bursts out of this mans stomach. Lol
I was having my husband watch the baby make my stomach move all sorts of crazy ways and he said wait this reminds me of something and pulls up a clip of space balls (never seen the movie) where a tiny alien bursts out of this mans stomach. Lol
And then - "Hello my baby, hello my honey. Hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me. And I'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!". And abrupt exit, scurry stage right. \:D/
I was having my husband watch the baby make my stomach move all sorts of crazy ways and he said wait this reminds me of something and pulls up a clip of space balls (never seen the movie) where a tiny alien bursts out of this mans stomach. Lol
And then - "Hello my baby, hello my honey. Hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me. And I'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!". And abrupt exit, scurry stage right. \:D/
) movie cracks me up.
Edited, cause it ate my whole comment!
Heh! I always imagined being pregnant would feel like the movie Alien when LO started to move! I was glad when it felt a little more connected to me than that!
I was having my husband watch the baby make my stomach move all sorts of crazy ways and he said wait this reminds me of something and pulls up a clip of space balls (never seen the movie) where a tiny alien bursts out of this mans stomach. Lol
And then - "Hello my baby, hello my honey. Hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me. And I'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!". And abrupt exit, scurry stage right. \:D/
I was having my husband watch the baby make my stomach move all sorts of crazy ways and he said wait this reminds me of something and pulls up a clip of space balls (never seen the movie) where a tiny alien bursts out of this mans stomach. Lol
And then - "Hello my baby, hello my honey. Hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me. And I'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!". And abrupt exit, scurry stage right. \:D/
) movie cracks me up.
Edited, cause it ate my whole comment!
Totally just sang that out loud!!!
If it wasn't for my stupid, sore, chunky throat I would have sang it, too. I did mouth the words, tho
Not my DH, but my friend from work (pretty much the only person I consider a for real friend) who has been super excited about my pregnancy was following me to the storeroom the other day and says - "can tell you're getting close. Your butt is bigger". I was like "thanks, dude". Honestly it didn't bother me, but it was still a 'really!?' moment
ETA I shoulda told her she has no room to speak, as all of my maternity pants were loaned from her. If the butt fits...
Sometimes when LO is all up in my ribs I will push her down a little bit to encourage her to move. DH saw me and told me to be careful not to break my water that way...?
I told DH to get a shower just in case we need to go to the hospital soon. Since going into the bathroom to turn on the shower, he's been coming in and out to ask the following questions:
"What if your water breaks when I'm in the shower? I'll have to go to the hospital naked!"
"What if you have the baby while I'm in the shower?!"
"I won't even be 40 when she learns how to drive!" (Not a question, but still funny)
"Do you think we got her enough toys?"
Finally just heard him open the shower curtains to get in. He is so excited! Hope this isn't another false alarm!
These are great! I don't have any good ones from this pregnancy since he saw it all before. But I remember a couple hours after DS was born, things were finally settling down and DH says "My feet are cold. My shoes are wet. Why are my shoes wet? Oh god, my shoes are wet."
So now he loves to tell FTD to wear old shoes to the hospital. It usually takes them a minute to figure out why and the looks we have gotten have been priceless!
I told DH to get a shower just in case we need to go to the hospital soon. Since going into the bathroom to turn on the shower, he's been coming in and out to ask the following questions:
"What if your water breaks when I'm in the shower? I'll have to go to the hospital naked!"
"What if you have the baby while I'm in the shower?!"
"I won't even be 40 when she learns how to drive!" (Not a question, but still funny)
"Do you think we got her enough toys?"
Finally just heard him open the shower curtains to get in. He is so excited! Hope this isn't another false alarm!
I guess I've been spending too much time on this site. Lol. I dreamed you had your baby girl last night!
I told DH to get a shower just in case we need to go to the hospital soon. Since going into the bathroom to turn on the shower, he's been coming in and out to ask the following questions:
"What if your water breaks when I'm in the shower? I'll have to go to the hospital naked!"
"What if you have the baby while I'm in the shower?!"
"I won't even be 40 when she learns how to drive!" (Not a question, but still funny)
"Do you think we got her enough toys?"
Finally just heard him open the shower curtains to get in. He is so excited! Hope this isn't another false alarm!
I guess I've been spending too much time on this site. Lol. I dreamed you had your baby girl last night!
I was laying in the bed last night and DH grabbed the flash light off of the night stand and put it against the bump this is the conversation that followed
Me: "what are you doing?"
DH: " just checking if I can see the baby."
Me: " I don't think it works like that"
DH: " but when you put the light to your hand you can see your veins!"
Me: " Maybe your blinding him in there like that" ( I was joking)
DH: *throws light to the floor the shouts at the bump* "OMG I'm so sorry baby"
Me: "and now he's def as well, way to go babe"
I don't think I have ever laughed at him so hard in my life and I still don't think he has realized I was joking the whole time.
Re: DHs Say the Darndest Things
Me: yeah
DH: anything good?
Me: Dunno yet. Symptoms thread agrees crankiness is a pregnancy thing.
DH: y'all need to take that to September! Crankiness is not a Thing!
(Lol, because I told him about the Cats thread yesterday)
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DH: do you guys call yourselves anything?
Me: what? No. June 15 maybe.
DH: Oh, that's so June 15.
Me: what?! No!
DH: I bet that's what September says about you guys.
:-D
Hubs - "You look it" :-w
Also - "your nipples are huge! Like pepperoni!"
Edited - proper usage of 'your'
Bit crude, but I've decided to continue wearing the dress
K BRIAN!!!
ETA: His intentions weren't mean. He always reminds me I'm pregnant and how beautiful I am when I am feeling down about my body. I think it just came out before he thought about what he was saying. But still... KBRIAN!!
DH: More cushion for the pushin'!!!! ... Awww, that used to mean something different....
DH sometimes acts this way. I get exasperated and say, "What do you think I do when you're not around?! How do you think I've managed life so far?!" When he is really bad, he says, "I really don't know..."
Edited, cause it ate my whole comment!
Totally just sang that out loud!!!
ETA I shoulda told her she has no room to speak, as all of my maternity pants were loaned from her. If the butt fits...
"What if your water breaks when I'm in the shower? I'll have to go to the hospital naked!"
"What if you have the baby while I'm in the shower?!"
"I won't even be 40 when she learns how to drive!" (Not a question, but still funny)
"Do you think we got her enough toys?"
Finally just heard him open the shower curtains to get in. He is so excited! Hope this isn't another false alarm!
So now he loves to tell FTD to wear old shoes to the hospital. It usually takes them a minute to figure out why and the looks we have gotten have been priceless!