Wtf Wednesday

27alex · May 2015

Let's here it.

My wtf: no body I do not have time for a stomach bug. I was up all night and just threw up into a trash can at the park ( little one pointed and said uh oh, which was adorable, but come one).

mamaburdin2010 · May 2015

Mine (and many others) is the weather. I'm literally freezing in my house right now.

Mother Nature, get your shit together!

CharmBombExplosion · May 2015

@27alex sorry about the bug!

WTF applicants!? Stop lying on your job applications, it just makes more work for me! People are the worst.

didi0308 · May 2015

Ugh. Sorry @27alex stomach bugs are the WORST. Hope you feel better soon!

WHAT THE FUCK with my temp drop at 10dpo. It has seriously put me into depression for the day. My due date would have been next month from my MC in November and I was really hoping to be pregnant by then to lessen the blow. Looks like that won't be happening now. I need to try to shake this feeling of being on the edge of bursting into tears today. I know it's completely overly dramatic and it could take so much longer to conceive I was just hoping and praying that it wouldn't. Thanks for the vent session. Not many people know about our loss so I just feel very sad and alone in this today.

27alex · May 2015

Thanks ladies.

@walbs it used to piss me off when I would call for reference checks and people had lied. Like do they really think you won't notice or find out? Or that I'm going to hire you knowing you did?

@didi0308 hugs.

@mamaburdin2010 give me cold over hot any day. Id rather bundle than sweat reaching for the remote. 65 and sunny with a slight breeze is my ideal weather though.

[Deleted User] · May 2015

didi0308 said:
Ugh. Sorry @27alex stomach bugs are the WORST. Hope you feel better soon!

WHAT THE FUCK with my temp drop at 10dpo. It has seriously put me into depression for the day. My due date would have been next month from my MC in November and I was really hoping to be pregnant by then to lessen the blow. Looks like that won't be happening now. I need to try to shake this feeling of being on the edge of bursting into tears today. I know it's completely overly dramatic and it could take so much longer to conceive I was just hoping and praying that it wouldn't. Thanks for the vent session. Not many people know about our loss so I just feel very sad and alone in this today.

So sorry for your loss and your dumb temp drop

Wtf to this friend of DH. Even when they are being nice they are still being mean. It really blows to have a strained relationship with Dh's oldest friends.

CharmBombExplosion · May 2015

@27alex My favorite is when people put their mom or other family member, one time it was the their mother's boyfriend, it was so weird.

Eta: this was for a professional reference interview

27alex · May 2015

walbs said:
@27alex My favorite is when people put their mom or other family member, one time it was the their mother's boyfriend, it was so weird.

I interviewed this girl one time who put an old co-worker of mine as a reference. Not only was the girl horrible, catty, and caused problems on a daily basis in my store, but she said she was a "co-manager".

She was an associate and I was her manager. Needless to say I didn't hire her.

mamaburdin2010 · May 2015

@27alex I would be fine with 70s and sunny. I HATE really hot weather too. My favorite season is fall

27alex · May 2015

mamaburdin2010 said:
@27alex I would be fine with 70s and sunny. I HATE really hot weather too. My favorite season is fall

I love the colors of fall! Where do you live that it's freezing?

rel1988 · May 2015

@didi0308 creepy internet hugs

WTF to our sales rep who I called this morning and barely know. When I ask how you're doing, saying terrible and starting to cry makes me really uncomfortable.

mamaburdin2010 · May 2015

27alex said:

mamaburdin2010 said:
@27alex I would be fine with 70s and sunny. I HATE really hot weather too. My favorite season is fall
I love the colors of fall! Where do you live that it's freezing?

Technically it's in the 50s, but compared to this last week it's like a climate change lol. I will probably have to get out the heater so I can get off the couch and not cuddle under a blanket all day!

I'm in upstate NY.

CharmBombExplosion · May 2015

@didi0308 creepy internet hugs

hope+joy+love · May 2015

We have clients visiting the office today and my colleague/work partner literally showed up in the same outfit as me. Black dress, mint sweater and a string of chunky pearls. W.T.F.

kmcc14 · May 2015

So sorry @27alex. Feel better soon!

WTF mom. You were a total bitch most of the time I was visiting, and now that I am gone you are being sweet. X(

27alex · May 2015

hope+joy+love said:
We have clients visiting the office today and my colleague/work partner literally showed up in the same outfit as me. Black dress, mint sweater and a string of chunky pearls. W.T.F.

Sounds like a cute outfit at least!

I love all things mint colored.

ZedPM3 · May 2015

mamaburdin2010 said:

27alex said:

mamaburdin2010 said:
@27alex I would be fine with 70s and sunny. I HATE really hot weather too. My favorite season is fall
I love the colors of fall! Where do you live that it's freezing?

Technically it's in the 50s, but compared to this last week it's like a climate change lol. I will probably have to get out the heater so I can get off the couch and not cuddle under a blanket all day!

I'm in upstate NY.

Yeah it's 48 here, with a high of 58. I'm not going to complain too much, though, because the AC unit isn't installed in our house yet - last weekend was brutal!

mrs3615 · May 2015

@27alex that's the worst! I'm so sorry! Vomiting is my least favorite thing. Hang in there!!!

Wtf is with my in laws being so opinionated about everything. And hinting at grandkids. It's like Jesus I'm still hoping/waiting to O, I can't even think about the next part yet lol. Also wtf is with my bus driver this morning holy car sick, batman.

ZedPM3 · May 2015

I didn't actually edit my post above - I decided to make a second one and accidentally hit save. Stupid fat fingers.

WTF computer. I was working on a project in Excel and went to hit save and it froze up. Reluctantly tried to restart after a while and now it's stuck on logging off. Now I've probably lost all my data and might be staring at my computer for a while.

ShamrockGirl518 · May 2015

WTF to the spider that decided to live in my car!! It was crawling all over the inside of my windshield this morning. I almost crashed 5x. Finally pull over to kill the byotch and it disappears!!!

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@27alex I hope you feel better!
@didi0308 hugs!!

klovesred · May 2015

@27alex Creepy Internet hugs, very sorry!

Wtf is up with this child's parents. I watch a 4 year old little boy and everyday his mom drops him of with mcdonalds, or donuts, or some other horrible breakfast. He wanted fruit so bad that he ate a lemon because that's all I had. Looks like I will be going grocery shopping very soon.

hope+joy+love · May 2015

27alex said:

Sounds like a cute outfit at least!

I love all things mint colored.

It is super cute- I always get compliments. Which is why I am pissed I have to be the one to change (I am the only one with clothes in my car)

LoveLucy0413 · May 2015

I manage a hotel. A guest came to the desk this morning and said someone stole the spare tire off his Jeep. WTF?!

tabmb · May 2015

WTF I keep forgetting to take my prenatal vitamins!! I used to take other vitamins and had no problem but now all of the sudden since I switched to prenatals my brain can't get it's shit together and remember to take them.. UGH. Guess it's time to set a reminder alarm on my phone.

tigerfish227 · May 2015

Wtf my coworker asking me how much my fiance is spending on my engagement/wedding rings then getting pissy and offended when I tell him is none of his concern. You're an idiot and you aren't entitled to know anything about me or my fiance. I don't have to tell you shit!

crogers19 · May 2015

A poster on Jan16 had the nerve to post her pee sticks, then she told me to remove my gif because it was over the top.

ktmitchell11 · May 2015

WTF OB's office?! Still no medical records for appointment with RE tomorrow.

IT's 82 here, by the way and HUMID so already getting a little sweaty when I have to walk from the parking lot to the building. Summer work clothes are tough here. My cardigan is stifling...

crogers19 · May 2015

ShamrockGirl518 said:
WTF to the spider that decided to live in my car!! It was crawling all over the inside of my windshield this morning. I almost crashed 5x. Finally pull over to kill the byotch and it disappears!!!

this is the WORST!!!!!

True story spider crawled down my windshield, while driving, while on the phone with my friend the cop. With all the screaming he thought I was being murdered.

ShamrockGirl518 · May 2015

crogers19 said:

ShamrockGirl518 said:
WTF to the spider that decided to live in my car!! It was crawling all over the inside of my windshield this morning. I almost crashed 5x. Finally pull over to kill the byotch and it disappears!!!
this is the WORST!!!!!

True story spider crawled down my windshield, while driving, while on the phone with my friend the cop. With all the screaming he thought I was being murdered.

My Husband is a State Trooper. He laughs at me and then lectures me that I need to be more focused on the road and ignore the spider before I get in a accident. DUDE THERE IS A FREAKING SPIDER CRAWLING AROUND MY FRONT WINDOW!! How can I focus on the road?! I am buying a bug splatter thing so I can reach it and kill it without having to pull over. That spider will die next time it comes out of hiding!

No Longer ERL · May 2015

WTF -Lady at the laundromat for wearing black flip flops with white athletic socks. It was 45 degrees here this morning..clearly not flip flop weather! Socks do not make it!

jennymack79 · May 2015

WTF self. I just ate a pretty big lunch. Then 6 cookies. SIX. I have a problem.

Hope you feel better soon @27alex!

tinklerbelly · May 2015

tabmb said:
WTF I keep forgetting to take my prenatal vitamins!! I used to take other vitamins and had no problem but now all of the sudden since I switched to prenatals my brain can't get it's shit together and remember to take them.. UGH. Guess it's time to set a reminder alarm on my phone.

I actually do that and it does help

firebaby688 · May 2015

WTF dude at the drinking fountain. I do not want to see your bare ass. Pull up your pants and wear some boxers!

kpalt · May 2015

27alex said:
Let's here it.

My wtf: no body I do not have time for a stomach bug. I was up all night and just threw up into a trash can at the park ( little one pointed and said uh oh, which was adorable, but come one).

Ugh, I had an awful stomach bug last week (right before AF), they are nothing to laugh at. I hope you feel better soon! It took me a good week before I could eat normally.

I'm just WTF at a migraine....again. I had a filling done this morning and when the freezing came out it started throbbing, then moved up to my head. If I could get pregnant again that would be great, because that was the longest time I went without having one and I could use a break (oh, and a baby would be nice too!

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MagicMikki · May 2015

hope+joy+love said:
We have clients visiting the office today and my colleague/work partner literally showed up in the same outfit as me. Black dress, mint sweater and a string of chunky pearls. W.T.F.

I LOL'd!!!

MagicMikki · May 2015

What the fuck to my lazy co-worker who would rather ask me simple questions than spend two seconds looking for the answer himself!! And to top it off, he ALWAYS says, "Yeah!! That's what I thought! I just wanted to make sure!"

I simply cannot stand him. He deserves a grumpy cat.

ecmb · May 2015

WTF workload?! Why can't you ease up? Can't you see this to-do-list?? Don't you know it's already 2 pm AND I have plans tonight?!

And THANKS husband, by the way. For not doing something I asked you to do 2.5 weeks ago. WTF. Now I have to do that shit myself and I ain't got time for that.

WTF. Where is the nearest bottle of wine?? And @jennymack79 I'ma need some of those cookies too...

Everycol0r · May 2015

I'd just like a big WTF uterus.

Some days your like:

But then you're like:

ktmitchell11 · May 2015

WTF mouth? I never wear dry clean only clothes. I'm wearing a dry clean only dress and I spilled feta cheese and salad dressing on it at lunch. Spilled juice on it just now. DAMNIT!

wassuphoes · May 2015

WTF self, why am I so freaking emotional today? I nearly cried for no reason twice today, and ate a terrible lunch to try and feel better (it only kind of worked)

lrg14 · May 2015

WTF it's only Wednesday?!?! I did enough work the past 2 days to cover the entire week and then some. Is event season over yet?

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