My child said _________ ...

laceyjaep · May 2015

I thought this one would be fun.

My daughter is 4 and I love the way that her little brain works. This is a conversation we had a few weeks ago.

Rayne: "Mommy, is my baby sister here yet?"
Me: "Not yet, Pumpkin. It's going to take a long time for the baby to grow in mommy's tummy first. And we don't know if it's a baby brother or a baby sister. We have to wait until the doctor tells us if it's a boy baby or a girl baby."
Rayne - in a 'you're an idiot' kind of voice: "Um, No... MYYYYY baby is a girl baby! I am having a baby sister!"

I have tried multiple times to explain to her that we just don't know until the doctor takes some pictures. So now she is going around telling everyone, "The doctor is going to take pictures of the baby and then tell me that I'm having a baby sister."

Well I guess that settles it. Kind of missed my point there, kiddo! LOL.

What is something funny, crazy or cute your child has said to you or to someone else?

double2rouble · May 2015

My daughter (2) argues with me that the moon is little like her and not big.

Also bunnies cant eat green beans because those are hers

aah1013 · May 2015

The other night my daughter (will be 3 in July) was saying goodnight to the baby and she said: "Good night, Sunshine! When you get older we will have sleepovers in my bed. I love you!" Holy cow! Tears, tears, and more tears! I couldn't handle the sweetness. She also says often, "Hi in there girlie, girlie, girlie!" I love it!

tate62610 · May 2015

Mine (19mos) lifts my shirt throughout the day and pats my belly saying "baby baby"

laceyjaep · May 2015

aah1013 said:
The other night my daughter (will be 3 in July) was saying goodnight to the baby and she said: "Good night, Sunshine! When you get older we will have sleepovers in my bed. I love you!" Holy cow! Tears, tears, and more tears! I couldn't handle the sweetness. She also says often, "Hi in there girlie, girlie, girlie!" I love it!

Oh my gosh, that's adorable!!

baconlady · May 2015

Victoria's favorite phrase lately is "mom seriously , I'm 5 years old I got this" lol Ok EXCUSE me grown woman!

double2rouble · May 2015

She also always asks to "hold it" when we talk about the baby. When we tell her she can't and its in my belly she says "get it out"

wildbutterfli2001 · May 2015

It's not what he says so much as what he does, he's still learning his words. So a few weeks back he was making this awful noise, and then he would pretend to spit. DH and I were looking at each other like what on earth is he doing and then it dawned on us: he was mimicking my morning sickness! Priceless!

amberrmariee20 · May 2015

My son who will be 4 in September rubs my belly and says I love your baby mommy ! He also told me the baby is a boy and is going to play trucks cars and build blocks with him !!

curfam4 · May 2015

DD is almost 4 and the other day when we got to daycare, her eyes were watering, and the conversation went like this:

DD: my eyes are wet

Me: sometimes our eyes water because they're dry

DD: (seeming very bewhildered) but I'm not crying

I seriously almost died lol

Another conversation in the car on the way home from work/daycare:

DD: I've had about enough of you picking me up from daycare

Me:(slightly hurt) why don't you want me to pick you up?

DD: I just think you and Daddy should share...you pick me up, then the next day Daddy picks me up

Me:(feeling a little less hurt) It doesn't always work for Daddy to pick you up because of the shifts he works...but Daddy will pick you up tomorrow.

DD: Ok...(and then it was like the conversation never happened, and she started talking about the library haha)

cgummie · May 2015

Not my kid, but we have been explaining to my 2yo neice that there's going to be another baby in the family. Now she pokes me in the belly and tries to "tickle" the baby.

ryanandbekah · May 2015

DD is 3- I asked her if she thought my belly was getting bigger. "Ya, and so is your butt"

Couldn't help but giggle

aah1013 · May 2015

@curfam4 , my daughter's eyes were watering, too. She told me her eyes were drooling! Haha!

gabrielafrnqyepez · May 2015

My 7 yr old told me I needed to change my shirt because it was too tight and the baby won't be able to breathe

I have a chart for keeping track of my vitamins and water intake and steps taken ....so my son says mom why are you doing so much? I. Said because the baby needs to be healthy...he said after 3 min of him just thinking...mmom iu just imagined when the baby's born if he and I wrestle he's going to beat me because. Ur being so neatly n strong I think he's going to have muscles and go arrrrrggggg instead of crying !

germasian · May 2015

My DD has been super independent since finding out she's going to be big sis. Her excuse for doing EVERYTHING is "I can do it by myself! I'm a big sister!"
Also the other day she was reading a book and sounding out words. When I told her what a great job she was doing She sighed and said "I know mom. I'm a genius.." lol!

angela_angel · May 2015

My two year old has recently started singing "Uptown Funk", only the N doesn't get pronounced.....

smlowe9311 · May 2015

I can ask dd (19 months) where money's baby is and she'll lift my shirt and point and give kisses. And sometimes she'll ask to "see" the baby".

double2rouble · May 2015

@angela_angel my daughter does the same thing. Its also fun to listen to her say fox

satori15 · May 2015

My DS will say (on a bumpy road), "The car is bumpin, it needs gas." He also says the baby crawled away and told his nanny that he has a baby in his tummy. Silly munchkin!

Raijapatterson · May 2015

Just this morning I had this conversation with my 3 yr old DD!
Elsie: Mama, can I have some marshmallows?
Me: Um, No, absolutely not!
Elsie: But Mom, they give me super powers!
LOL! I don't know where she comes up with this stuff. But I seriously considered giving them to her just because I thought it was so adorable! I didn't though!

BbyCastillo · May 2015

I'm giggling at work with all of these. My son who is 4.5 yrs old tells me I shouldn't eat spicy foods because the baby's eyes will hurt. He says Hi and Bye to baby Siena everyday and rubs my tummy and kisses it. Sometimes he will smell my tummy and tell me the baby smells like me LOL. And he knows everything...like when his baby sister is sleeping or hungry & what she likes and doesn't like (she according to him loves all of his snacks!

) and I should have some with him so we can share with his sister, but in reality he is trying to trick me into giving him an extra snack a day...not gonna work pal!

@laceyjaep my son was very clear with me that he wanted a baby brother and he would tell me everyday he was going to have a brother...but I would tell him and remind him even when he wouldn't bring it up that we weren't sure if baby was a girl or a boy yet because the baby was still too little to be able find out the news. So finally when we had our ultrasound done, I made him a sign that read he was going to be a big brother (which he obviously already knew lol) and I got a little frame and placed an ultrasound pic of his sister so he could open. Once he did, he realized everything was pink and asked me if he was having a sister and I said yes...His response was WHOA, I'm having a little sister!!!!!

and he kept starring at the frame. ...he was in love.

jenn2132 · May 2015

I have two boys Andrew 11 and Alex 7. Alex had bugged me for years to have a baby he so badly wanted to be a big brother. The day we broke the good news to the boys Alex sat there shocked and said wow, we're having a baby?? He then turned to his brother Andrew and said "Andrew is this how happy you felt when you found out I was going to be born??" It was so cute! Super happy hubby and I decided to make Alex a big brother

whitemn04 · May 2015

Conversation with my nieces ages 3 and 5.
3: aunt meggy your tummy is kinda big.
5: that's because she has a baby in her tummy.
3: (high pitched excited voice) you have a baby in your tummy??
Me: I sure do!
3: (thinks for a few seconds then gets a grossed out face) Eeww!

Oh kids!! So not only am I fat, I'm gross LOL!

laceyjaep · May 2015

BbyCastillo said:
I'm giggling at work with all of these. My son who is 4.5 yrs old tells me I shouldn't eat spicy foods because the baby's eyes will hurt. He says Hi and Bye to baby Siena everyday and rubs my tummy and kisses it. Sometimes he will smell my tummy and tell me the baby smells like me LOL. And he knows everything...like when his baby sister is sleeping or hungry & what she likes and doesn't like (she according to him loves all of his snacks! ) and I should have some with him so we can share with his sister, but in reality he is trying to trick me into giving him an extra snack a day...not gonna work pal!

@laceyjaep my son was very clear with me that he wanted a baby brother and he would tell me everyday he was going to have a brother...but I would tell him and remind him even when he wouldn't bring it up that we weren't sure if baby was a girl or a boy yet because the baby was still too little to be able find out the news. So finally when we had our ultrasound done, I made him a sign that read he was going to be a big brother (which he obviously already knew lol) and I got a little frame and placed an ultrasound pic of his sister so he could open. Once he did, he realized everything was pink and asked me if he was having a sister and I said yes...His response was WHOA, I'm having a little sister!!!!! and he kept starring at the frame. ...he was in love.

That is so very sweet!

LLynde5 · May 2015

wildbutterfli2001 said:
It's not what he says so much as what he does, he's still learning his words. So a few weeks back he was making this awful noise, and then he would pretend to spit. DH and I were looking at each other like what on earth is he doing and then it dawned on us: he was mimicking my morning sickness! Priceless!

My nephew use to do this to my sister-in-law!! Too funny:)

loveleighmami · May 2015

My 6 year old told me I shouldn't eat nuts because the baby can't chew them and to stick to things like cereal that can dissolve in her mouth.

dparker721 · May 2015

I'm a FTM, but I'm close with my cousin's daughter who just turned 5. She said she was on team boy when she found out I was pregnant. We found out Thursday that we're having a girl and invited family over for cupcakes. She walked in and saw the pink and just stood there. Finally she said, "so who got to decide it gets to be a girl!?"

I've also gotten extra back rubs from her because "the baby likes them"

eat111315 · May 2015

My almost 2 year old had started saying "quesadilla!" instead of "good idea!" For example "do you want to go to the park?" "Quesadilla!"
Poor guy had a lot of quesadillas for lunch before I figured out what he was really saying.

sassymccrun · May 2015

Aw these gave me a good old happy hormonal cry

) :x

last14real · May 2015

DS is 4 and is constantly saying or doing things that crack me, DH, and his daycare ladies up. The most recent two were Friday morning when he was getting himself dressed I kept correcting him. Just little things like nope turn your shorts around and your shoes go on the other feet etc... Nothing new. He looks at me dead serious and says "mom sometimes when you talk at me so much you give me a kid headache". Then later that day when I picked him up from daycare his teacher told me she had a story/question about my son. Apparently he was outside on the playground where they have like water, sand and dirt tables to play in and my son was rubbing dirt into his forehead. She asked him what he was doing and he told her "darkening his eyebrows"!!! I about died laughing I explained to his teacher how over 10 yrs ago I burned off half my eyebrow in a deep fat fryer cleaning mishap so have to fill in my eyebrow. It's commen knowledge at my house that mommy doesn't go anywhere without her eyebrows and now daycare knows too:)

mamanak2 · May 2015

While putting a piece of gum in to my mouth the other day my 4yo said "make sure you don't swallow your gum mom because it will get stuck in the baby's hair" lol and my favorite is how she keeps letting me know that I feel so "squishy" now that I'm pregnant!

Octbowbaby · May 2015

I'm a FTM but I have a classroom of 12, 3 year olds. We found out last week were are having a boy! But my preschoolers are pretty devastated, lol. One of my little girls keeps asking if I'm sure, or if it still a boy. She'll say, "you have a boy in your tummy?" Then sigh when I say yes. I love them! I'm starting to show more and one of my boys pointed to my belly and said "I see your baby". They crack me up all day long.

laceyjaep · May 2015

A new one from this weekend...

I asked my 4 year old what we were going to name her baby brother or sister. She thought really hard for a minute and then said, "I don't know. I just gunna ask what is her name when she gets bigger."

That would make complete sense if I was 4 years old as well. LOL!

aah1013 · May 2015

A new one from tonight's bedtime:

My daughter (3yo in July) pretended to drink "water" from my belly button as in amniotic fluid. She says the baby knew she was thirsty. Adorable, but gross.

sarapagan · May 2015

My son is 3.5 and convinced "his baby" is a boy, but "mommy's baby" is a girl. LOL Then he pretended to take the baby out of my belly and put it in his belly and walked around with no shirt on pretending to have a baby in his belly. SO CUTE!

StacieGle · May 2015

My oldest is 10 and dying for a puppy but we're in a rent house right now and can't have one but he constantly asks, this conversation took place abt a week ago after playing with the neighbors new puppy:

"Can we get a puppy?"

Me: "Not right at this moment, but when be move, besides we're getting a new baby!"

"So...does that mean we can treat the baby like a puppy?"

*face palm* LOL

kjenkins721 · May 2015

We live in a two bedroom home and have an 11 y/o and one on the way. We are trying to complete our room addition prior to the arrival but that seems grim so I was telling someone how sad I was that the house is so small and I don't have a nursery for the baby and that I didn't want my older son to have share with a newborn my 11 y/o quickly chimed in and said of course the baby can share a room with me. My response was oh ya are you going to get up in the middle of the night to feed the baby... He looked at me with me most serious look on his face and said of course I will mom you will just pump and leave that stuff in the fridge for me and I'll change the baby if it there is no poop too. It truly melted my heart! Especially him being a boy I don't know why it just seems special that he cares and wants to help so much.

7dwarfs · May 2015

My four year old son is autistic and doesn't do very well with things changing I guess he just realized that my belly has gotten bigger so he lifted my shirt to look and told me to be careful cause I have a balloon in there and it might pop. Lol. He always makes me giggle

MommyPhoenix · May 2015

My 2 year old DD almost got stung by a bee the other day, I explained to her that we can say "hi" to the bees but we don't touch them or we might get hurt. Ever since, she's been repeating what I said when she sees bees buzzing around (good girl) and the other day she ran up to my belly, placed her pudgy little hands around my bump and spoke straight to my belly button "Hi beez! No touch da beez, hurt ouch!" and ran away! It was like she was telling her little brother/sister to watch out for the bees! :P

shaffer11 · May 2015

My daughter has been noticing those who are pregnant now that I am expecting. She looked at me and said " people really need to stop eating babies" Because she knows that's how things get into your tummy...