November 2015 Moms

Most embarrassing moment

I'm laughing so I don't cry.

I thought I had my most embarrassing moment yesterday when I dry heaved so hard at work that I peed on myself and had to throw away those panties. Luckily no one else was in the restroom and no urine got on the dress I was wearing.

TODAY I was hungry and gave in to vending machine food and the free beverages my work provides. I had cheetos and hot chocolate. As soon as I left work I threw up all over my lap, the steering wheel, and the seat. I had to pull off the road to remove my pants and ended up cleaning the steering wheel with my panties. I used a pillow to cover my nether regions and headed home.

About half way home I ran into traffic and my gas light came on. I made it home without having to stop for gas, but my SAHD boyfriend was not at the house. He was on the other side of town. There was no one to being me something to cover myself . . . and by this time I had to pee.

I ran inside my house with only a pillow covering my bottom half. As I opened the door to my house, I noticed my elderly neighbors starting at me from their front porch.

Has anyone else had any embarrassing stories so far this pregnancy? Care to share?
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Re: Most embarrassing moment

  • I don't have any embarrassing stories but just had to say that this made me LOL picturing everything, adobe like something I'd do. Thanks for the laugh, hopefully your morning sickness for away soon!!
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  • Huhu, Sorry I did not have any embarassing moment either :) But yours was great, thanks for the laugh, and sorry it happened to you :')
  • Ceb2015Ceb2015 member
    I read your post and it did make me smile, but so sorry that happened!

    My most embarrassing thing so far is that due to my exhaustion / pregnancy brain, I'm having a hard time articulating my thoughts, especially at work. I'm afraid people are going to start thinking I'm unintelligent lol. Today I double checked (out loud) that a word in our department's name was spelt right in front of management...
    (Oh and by the way, I just wrote 'write' and had to correct it...)

    Not nearly as bad as yours though! I hope you feel better soon!
  • My stories aren't as embarrassing as yours lol but I have had a few less than pleasant moments. I work as a school nurse and a kid got dared to drink 5 chocolate milks at lunch. Naturally he got sick and was throwing up all over my clinic. projectile choco throw up got to me and I threw up in the trash next to my desk. A lovely midday barf-o-rama.
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