You know ur pregnant when something you love to eat all the time makes you sick..!! And at 5 am u wake up to go to the bathroom and u have a bottle of water and dry cereal by ur bedside and wake ur boyfriend and he gives u a look like really at 5 am
You cry and throw a fit at sonic because you ordered a banna cream pie shake with chocolate and had no idea about it having coconut. They had a shake that said "coconut cream pie" and one that said "banana cream pie" why would the banana have coconut as well?? I'm still pissed off at sonic. I really wanted that milkshake.
this sounds so incredible. i wonder if we have sonic here!?
Your toddler walks around telling everyone that mama is real tired..
Your SO leaves for work while your putting your munchkin down for a nap and you didn't get a hug and it might have well been the end of the world or something..
You know you're pregnant when you eat an entire meal before bed time just to make it through the night without waking up hungry. End up waking 4 times to pee, and at one point eat an entire bowl of frosted mini wheats in the middle of the night because you did wake up hungry regardless of your 4th meal and you know you need the fiber in order to poo.
I ate lunch at a bakery today, bought a loaf of cinnamon streusel bread then was going to do some shopping so I took it to my car, but ending up sitting in my car eating about a quarter of it, with my hands...
You cry because you're nauseous and all food is evil.. but 10 minutes later you make DH drive to the store and buy lucky charms and a tuna Sandwich from subway immediately >.<
You know you're pregnant when you wake your husband up at 3am opening up a cheese wrapper. (It's a funny bonus if he jumps up because he thinks the dog is chewing on something she shouldn't be
You know you're pregnant when it seems reasonable to set a cafe on fire when they forget to put in your order for nachos and you don't find this out until a half hour after you ordered them and later have to tell your partner that you are sorry for the hurtful words you said in hunger.
This is from my last pregnancy but you know you're pregnant when you walk out of the cookie store in tears because the lady says she only accepts cash after you have already picked your delicious cookies out. I was about 38 weeks when that happened!
When you're on your way to a friend's house and your husband is in the middle of a sentence and you interrupt him to shout "I NEED BACON RIGHT NOW."... he stopped at dunking donuts so I could get my fix lol
You know you're pregnant when you are going out for dinner but it's too long until you leave so you eat a meal and then eat another meal when you get to dinner. Then get home and want to eat again.
When you realize that you are keeping snacks EVERYWHERE (my purse, my car, my laptop case, my desk at work, my DH's car, my nightstand, the bathroom) in case of instant nauseating hunger.
....when you're angry the other people in you apartment building for taking too long switching their laundry over, so you chuck your card full force at the wall, and it bounces off and cuts DH's leg..then when he complains, you call HIM a jerk and storm off to your room crying (sorry DH)
When you cry hysterically because you just finished off a whole bag of Jax cheese curls and now you're ashamed of yourself and sad that there's no more.
You know your pregnant when you havent eaten any form of protein for weeks and go to the shop for fruit (obvious healthy snack option) and end up buying a box of doughnuts. So not my fault. Doughnuts looked delicious. Blame it on the supermarket.
When you realize that you are keeping snacks EVERYWHERE (my purse, my car, my laptop case, my desk at work, my DH's car, my nightstand, the bathroom) in case of instant nauseating hunger.
You know you're pregnant when you have a full blown meltdown because you can't decide what to eat for dinner...and when you finally decide eat two bites and are "full."
Sable Married to David 3/22/14 Mommy to my angel Ella Lynne born into heaven 8/24/15 Started TTC again October 2016 BFP on 1/6/17!
Can't wait for my work day to end because I literally so hungry I could cry. Not only that, I had to leave early for lunch because 1- my coworker was making his normal nasty smelling lunch 2- again was so hungry I was counting the minutes till I could get to lunch, only to be full after a few bites
Re: U Know Ur Pregnant Wen....
Hangry words are serious words.
Haha love this thread!
This is from my last pregnancy but you know you're pregnant when you walk out of the cookie store in tears because the lady says she only accepts cash after you have already picked your delicious cookies out. I was about 38 weeks when that happened!
You know you're pregnant when you have a full blown meltdown because you can't decide what to eat for dinner...and when you finally decide eat two bites and are "full."
Married to David 3/22/14
Started TTC again October 2016
BFP on 1/6/17!