December 2015 Moms

U Know Ur Pregnant Wen....

u throw up less then a minute after finishing breakfast and u cry at a commercial
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Re: U Know Ur Pregnant Wen....

  • Haha so true :)
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  • You know you're pregnant when you go to the grocery store and come out with two of each of your favorite snacks. (I had two boxes of quinoa cookies, two coconut ice cream pints, two bags of lime chips and my husband was just shaking his head).
  • Hahaha! You know you're pregnant when you go to the grocery store for milk and eggs but leave with mac & cheese, ice cream, and pickles...but no milk or eggs!

    Ha! This! I just got back from the store with two jars of pickles, honey nut Cheerios, Mac and cheese, OJ and alcohol-free wine (giving it a try). #crazycravings X_X
  • You know you're pregnant when a facebook video of a cookie butter mug cake makes you nauseous (and you used to love cookie butter) and you cry when your husband stays up working in the living room when you go to bed.
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  • You know your pregnant when you go out and you immediately have to pee and become ravenous even though you went before you left and ate an hour before.
  • rmj28rmj28 member
    When you cry at subway waiting for a sandwich (25 minutes, in my defense).
  • I can't wait till lunch, it is way to long btwn breakfast and lunch! Today my husband came down and gave me this WTF look when I was cooking fajitas at 11! Haha!
  • meppsmepps member
    Went to the grocery store for eggs and fruit and left with cookies, Kraft dinner, and 3 different flavors of icecream
  • Haha I love this! This just made me laugh because I can imagine my husband doing the same thing!
  • You know you're pregnant when you wake up choking on your own (excess) saliva. :( happened to me this morning
  • I've been trying to select quiet late night snacks for this very reason! Glad it's not just me!
    Married September 2013, Excited to welcome Baby Thompson December 2015
     
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  • 12815AEEA12815AEEA member
    edited April 2015
    I put my crackers in Tupperware so my husband doesn't hear a crinkling bag! :))
  • Sooo emotional lately... ;( I got weak from not eating soon enough and felt as though I was about to pass out. I called for my husband to come help me in the kitchen and he couldn't hear me. When he finally heard me crying he came to check on me. I couldn't stop crying. I just wanted help with the microwave!! Once I finally sat down to eat I was nauseous so I cried more. ;(
  • Ur making/craving spaghetti & meatballs at 9:30 in the morning....
  • Thank you ladies for these! I am literally laughing out loud reading them AND can relate to almost all of them! We are awesome.
  • rmj28rmj28 member
    When you sit in a parking lot crying cause your new car is too fancy and you can't get your Pandora to work... *sigh*
  • meppsmepps member
    You know you're pregnant when you are on the verge of puking and/or falling asleep all day long
  • j22odiej22odie member
    You know your pregnant when you get caught at the supermarket talking to yourself while nearly crying on the type of icecream to buy ... Caramel ... Oooo oh god sake ... No .. Strawberry .. Aaa why is everything so hard ooooo what about blackberry yeah .. Pick it up ... No no caramel xx
  • You know you're pregnant when you cry while texting your sister that you won't make it to a party
  • You cry and throw a fit at sonic because you ordered a banna cream pie shake with chocolate and had no idea about it having coconut. They had a shake that said "coconut cream pie" and one that said "banana cream pie" why would the banana have coconut as well?? I'm still pissed off at sonic. I really wanted that milkshake.
  • Or you buy a package of those cream hornes and eat two in one sitting. :/
  • You finish one chicken salad sandwich meal at Zaxbys and are tempted to order a 2nd... Decide against it thankfully because not even 10 min later you barely make it out of thr grocery store alive from the sudden severe nausea. Good thing I didn't get the 2nd... I have a feeling they would have been calling "clean up in aisle 9"
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  • Haha these are so good!

    You buy a huge family size of ___, eat one portion at home, and make your husband eat the rest. Every three days.

    You oscillate between "I am sort of showing! Yay! Baby is growing!" and "I look so fat. Nothing fits!"

    Regardless of all the crazy, you can't stop thinking about this little one and can't wait for the months ahead. Had to end now while I feel sappy, because I'm pregnant, and in two mins I might be sarcastic and nasty .... Lol.
  • When ridiculous reality TV (I'm talking to you teen mom og) makes you cry :')
  • You just sit in the bathroom all evening because you know your going to be having a conversation with the toilet bowl soon anyway
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