WTF Wednesday

AshBrown86 · April 2015

I looked and didn't see anyone else had started this yet....let's hear it ladies!

Liberty1025 · April 2015

WTF - how did Simba get blocked or whatever they did? Seriously, the admins keep saying not to start more stupid fight threads, then don't eo anything to the people who start them! WTF?!

ashsagastizado · April 2015

My dad told me I needed to tie my tubes after this pregnancy that 2 was plenty for me. Since he's an alcoholic who doesn't know the difference between 2 beers and 20, I think I'll be the judge of quota.

LydianG · April 2015

Wtf.... seriously though... wtf

Pontot31 · April 2015

Wtf- when will the white knights learn that posts asking people to "be nice" will just keep getting shut down.

amandaruney · April 2015

WTF is up with my bloat baby?? Like seriously rounded out and bumming me out!

missemmawoodhouse · April 2015

Liberty1025 said:
WTF - how did Simba get blocked or whatever they did? Seriously, the admins keep saying not to start more stupid fight threads, then don't eo anything to the people who start them! WTF?!

It's called troll marking. (Not calling names, just giving info) See notes about half way down the page:
https://blog.vanillaforums.com/help/moderating-your-vanilla-community/

chadsfiance · April 2015

WTF - when a small, innocent cough turns into an unexpected, full-blown attack of the dry-heaves. Of course it happened AFTER I put on my makeup and, since my eyes water a lot when I get sick, my freshly applied mascara made my eyes look like a raccoon's and it was also running down my face by the time it was over. So running late for work b/c of being sick and then having to somehow salvage my now "rough" look, which leads me to my second WTF for today...

After I was finished with several minutes of heaving, eyes watering and then eventually trying to fix my face so I could go to work, my husband saw me and said, "you look rough, babe." Unfortunately, I couldn't even disagree.

CarrieOct15 · April 2015

I'm leaving my job next week for a different (better) job, and my current boss is responding by piling up as much work on me as he possibly can before I leave. HAHA, no.

LydianG · April 2015

ashsagastizado said:
My dad told me I needed to tie my tubes after this pregnancy that 2 was plenty for me. Since he's an alcoholic who doesn't know the difference between 2 beers and 20, I think I'll be the judge of quota.

My mom said this to me yesterday!!!!! I only plan on 2 anyways but its still pretty hurtful.

Favoritemandms · April 2015

WTF - there was a woman sprawled out on the floor of the train today loudly typing on her laptop, with all her gear spread out around her so no one else could stand there. Relevant to absolutely nothing, but it was a weird way to start the day. Happy Wednesday Ladies!!

Liberty1025 · April 2015

Favoritemandms said:
WTF - there was a woman sprawled out on the floor of the train today loudly typing on her laptop, with all her gear spread out around her so no one else could stand there. Relevant to absolutely nothing, but it was a weird way to start the day. Happy Wednesday Ladies!!

That's just gross! Floor of the train? Ew.

Ceridwen77 · April 2015

WTF body why won't you sleep in when you can? Today was going to be a rest day, but since I was wide awake at 5:45am I just got up and went to the gym. Now when I have a planned workout I'll want to sleep in. Ugh.

lulamagoo · April 2015

WTF laundry? Why can't you fold and put yourself away?

marafaye · April 2015

I have been randomly awake from 3:30-4:30 am every morning. My alarm goes off at 5:30.

Also, hubby has a stomach bug today. So cue the end of the world.

uwodahikamama15 · April 2015

Wtf having to syringe feed my sick cat and most of it goes on me or the blanket.....

TacoSarah · April 2015

WTF weather. Why are you so hot and sunny during the week when I'm at work the piss down with rain at the weekend.

hlz128 · April 2015

WTF to my nosey coworker who threw a fit over me asking for ONE day off for my u/s appointment while she was writing in THREE days off for her with no excuse! Then when I snap at her and tell her it's none of her business why I need the day off since she is in no position on power/responsibility she yells at me and walks out and I end up bawling my eyes out at work. What in the fuck!?!

JLW0504 · April 2015

WTF is with my toddler and her random screaming. Seriously, we will be singing and playing then she'll just let out a blood curdling scream and then throw herself on the floor. Seconds later, she's up off the floor giving me hugs and kisses..

Resnick1215 · April 2015

@TacoSarah THIS!! So annoying!!! Its always gorgeous when I'm stuck in my office all day!!!!! WTF

nessytessy · April 2015

Why do my coworkers bring the most obnoxious smelling foods to work for lunch?!? Everyday around this time requires huge mental preparation...WTF?!

grapesoda1111 · April 2015

WTF why does my dog poop right by the door and doesn't wait till I get there to open the door for her?! The smell makes me vomit!

ks24119 · April 2015

WTF with all the annoying people today. i am literally locked in my office pretending i am not here because i just cant deal anymore

Squirtgun · April 2015

lulamagoo said:
WTF laundry? Why can't you fold and put yourself away?

And while you're at it, laundry, why don't you just hop into the washing machine to start me off?

ColoradoHiker · April 2015

WTF to my DH. I just started feeling less nauseous this week, and he's instantly assuming we should be having sex every.single.day. We didn't have sex that much before I was pregnant, so what's the deal?! Needless to say, this will be a topic of discussion tonight at home.

voiceofbeauty · April 2015

Wtf to working a 10 hr shift today at one job after working 13 hrs between 2 jobs yesterday... Not to mention I have to clean and pack when I'm off today because I have to move tomorrow, and I started packing nothing because I was suppose to move on the 28th

KatieSetler · April 2015

Wtf body, did you really need 11 hours of sleep?? I guess so...

thegingeravenger · April 2015

Went to use plunger to unclog master toilet. Ended up running to other bathroom to vomit. I have a work related meeting that I have to leave for in an hour. WTELF

jayleekaye · April 2015

Ugh! Agreed! No door but I turned my music louder to discourage anyone from speaking to me.

amandaruney · April 2015

ColoradoHiker said:
WTF to my DH. I just started feeling less nauseous this week, and he's instantly assuming we should be having sex every.single.day. We didn't have sex that much before I was pregnant, so what's the deal?! Needless to say, this will be a topic of discussion tonight at home.

In his defense, my DH has been the same way, he says it must be hormones we're giving off or something because he said he's never felt more attracted to me! Maybe also the giant jugs.

lulamagoo · April 2015

thegingeravenger said:
Went to use plunger to unclog master toilet. Ended up running to other bathroom to vomit. I have a work related meeting that I have to leave for in an hour. WTELF

Had to unclog the toilet twice yesterday, I feel your pain. How a 2 year old's poops are that big is beyond me.

marslisa · April 2015

Wtf I only gained a lb and nothing fits

Pontot31 · April 2015

marslisa said:
Wtf I only gained a lb and nothing fits

Same here! My organs seem to have relocated early this time.

Penguin81 · April 2015

WTF brain paper will not write itself, this is for a doc class get the f on it already

AnnamariauDoris · April 2015

Wtf ...if you are the owner that doesn't give you the right to be a royal a$$. Found out todat we have to move. the owner is selling the ap. Can't afford to move. Haven't even raised the money for birth. That is how much we need to move also....plus....wtf people water is cheap. If you can afford cigarettes you can afford a f ing soap. Wash your garbage smell don't bring me one step from pucking. And 5 means five. Don't come 5 past 5 wheN i'm leaving work and almost knock me down to get in when i'm locking the door!

Liberty1025 · April 2015

AnnamariauDoris said:
Wtf ...if you are the owner that doesn't give you the right to be a royal a$$. Found out todat we have to move. the owner is selling the ap. Can't afford to move. Haven't even raised the money for birth. That is how much we need to move also....plus....wtf people water is cheap. If you can afford cigarettes you can afford a f ing soap. Wash your garbage smell don't bring me one step from pucking. And 5 means five. Don't come 5 past 5 wheN i'm leaving work and almost knock me down to get in when i'm locking the door!

Do you have a long term lease? If so, in many states, a lease supercedes a sale and the new owners would have to let you live out the lease.

MadBloom · April 2015

lulamagoo said:
WTF laundry? Why can't you fold and put yourself away?

I wish I could love tit this x 100

MadBloom · April 2015

jjr1214 said:
WTF self…you are moving 600 miles in less than a month, stop being so sleepy and lazy and start packing your crap.

You're currently growing 2 babies. You're allowed to be lazy!

NanGarlow · April 2015

WTF to my appetite! I can't eat anything without it grossing me out. Everything tastes like sweet garbage and everything gives me extended nausea. I can basically only eat a bagel in the morning safely anymore. Anything and everything else throughout the day makes me feel like ralphing...except I am not a puker so i just walk around feeling nauseated, hungry and bitchy all night long. PLUS i am eating half of what i normally do and my clothes are STILL getting tight. I'm 8 weeks today. Even those pregnancy pops make me feel disgusted and angry at the world. So does ginger tea, and peppermint tea and i can't drink coffee anymore because it makes me feel like I'm gonna yak. Every craving that I have I take one bite and its like - instant nausea. I just want to complain. and i WISH I could just barf up and get some relief from the nausea.

HayHayHayden · April 2015

Wtf digestive system! I finally figured out the my pregnancy causes intolerance to lactose. Adios to smoothies, chobani, ice cream and Mexican food ( because technically it isn't Mexican food without globs of cheese or cheese sauce)