My husband saw my new stretch mark and looked at it very concerned and said, "What is that weird bruise you have? When did you hit your stomach?" I wasn't sure what he was referring to at first. He has several "weird bruises" to look forward to I'm afraid.
While bowling on Friday night I came back to the table after my turn and DH says to me "you look pregnant". No sh!t. Thanks for that. At least he saved it from being a problematic moment by patting my tummy and giving me a kiss.
While bowling on Friday night I came back to the table after my turn and DH says to me "you look pregnant". No sh!t. Thanks for that. At least he saved it from being a problematic moment by patting my tummy and giving me a kiss.
Mine says this from time to time. I just look at him and say, well I am. He thinks I look more pregnant some days than I do others and I guess feels the need to point it out.
He's been making comments more often, and I have to say, "Dude, there's an actual whole BABY inside of me. People on the BMB have actual live children right now that were at the same place as me." That tends to freak him out a little! It's coming soon!
My husband saw my new stretch mark and looked at it very concerned and said, "What is that weird bruise you have? When did you hit your stomach?" I wasn't sure what he was referring to at first. He has several "weird bruises" to look forward to I'm afraid.
DH also thought my stretch marks were bruises - what weirdos.
Today DH and I were talking about what labor would be like and he goes "so if it happens while I'm at work, am I just going to meet you at the hospital and you drive yourself?" Ummmm - no.
My husband saw my new stretch mark and looked at it very concerned and said, "What is that weird bruise you have? When did you hit your stomach?" I wasn't sure what he was referring to at first. He has several "weird bruises" to look forward to I'm afraid.
DH also thought my stretch marks were bruises - what weirdos.
Today DH and I were talking about what labor would be like and he goes "so if it happens while I'm at work, am I just going to meet you at the hospital and you drive yourself?" Ummmm - no.
I swear they have no logic sometimes. One minute mine is telling me not to do something because it's unsafe and in the same breath it's like he's forgotten I'm pregnant and should be able to do anything.
My husband told me he couldn't imagine my stomach getting any bigger. He said this with a sense of awe while looking at my bare stomach. Boy, is he in for a surprise!!
DH has told me that Minion better come out toilet trained. My response was "yeah right- you are going to be in for a rude awakening gone June ". He meant it in jest, of course- he knows better; just wishful thinking on his part.
Every time we go to Target and walk past the Lego isle he keeps talking about how excited he will be to play with Legos with Minion. I remind him we're still a ways out from that, but it's cute just the same!
Every time we go to Target and walk past the Lego isle he keeps talking about how excited he will be to play with Legos with Minion. I remind him we're still a ways out from that, but it's cute just the same!
This is my DH too! He and his brother had a ton of Legos at their grandma's house from when they were kids and they were seriously feuding over who would get them one day when we all eventually had kids (because apparently sharing isn't an option?). When we announced our pregnancy, my BIL gave in and said we could have them, since he and my SIL don't have kids yet and aren't planning to for at least a year. I don't think DH has ever felt more triumphant in his life lol
Every time we go to Target and walk past the Lego isle he keeps talking about how excited he will be to play with Legos with Minion. I remind him we're still a ways out from that, but it's cute just the same!
This is my DH too! He and his brother had a ton of Legos at their grandma's house from when they were kids and they were seriously feuding over who would get them one day when we all eventually had kids (because apparently sharing isn't an option?). When we announced our pregnancy, my BIL gave in and said we could have them, since he and my SIL don't have kids yet and aren't planning to for at least a year. I don't think DH has ever felt more triumphant in his life lol
DH is happy about the Legos, sure. But probably not as much as I am! I have been thinking about Legos since the holidays. I always stop and look at the sets when I am at Walmart or Target, I'm so excited for Legos! (Wait until I step on a wayward piece in the dark - not so much - but till then, LEGOS!)
Every time we go to Target and walk past the Lego isle he keeps talking about how excited he will be to play with Legos with Minion. I remind him we're still a ways out from that, but it's cute just the same!
This is my DH too! He and his brother had a ton of Legos at their grandma's house from when they were kids and they were seriously feuding over who would get them one day when we all eventually had kids (because apparently sharing isn't an option?). When we announced our pregnancy, my BIL gave in and said we could have them, since he and my SIL don't have kids yet and aren't planning to for at least a year. I don't think DH has ever felt more triumphant in his life lol
DH is happy about the Legos, sure. But probably not as much as I am! I have been thinking about Legos since the holidays. I always stop and look at the sets when I am at Walmart or Target, I'm so excited for Legos! (Wait until I step on a wayward piece in the dark - not so much - but till then, LEGOS!)
Haha yep that's how he feels about it! When we found out we were having a girl I wondered if that would impact his level of excitement about Legos and I was very happy to learn that it did not, AND that he's not planning to get her those girl Legos unless she specifically asks for them because there's no reason girls can't play with the boy ones. DH tends to roll his eyes at me when I get annoyed with "girl versions" of things so I was happily surprised to hear that this had already been something he'd been thinking about!
I was ordering items for the hospital bag yesterday. The lovely witch hazel pads, perineal ice packs, maxi pads, squirt bottles, etc. He asked what all that was for. I explained that it gets "to' up" down there. Without blinking an eye, he says, "I'm never going to fit in there again, am I?" This loon is cracking me up lately!
DH asked if after labor my stomach will just snap back to normal or if it sags. He truthfully did not know and meant no harm by it I was shocked that he'd ask but I found tons of humor in the question. :P
I was reading hubby the swollen labia thread and joked how I'm all purple and swollen down there (I'm not purple btw, I did it for the reaction). Now he says randomly, "I guess I won't be having sex for the next 5 months." Me: "why?" Him: "I won't be able to fit in that purple monster."
When DH felt LO kick for the first time his response was "that's disgusting!" after quickly pulling his hand away. Then the other night he was watching me get changed and asks "so will everything go back to normal after birth? Because you look a little wierd right now." I'm in my 3rd trimester mind you. He's lucky I love him and find his comments funny
@bbnmama2012 this reminds of what my husband said one night when I was getting in the shower. " something is wrong your boob is bruised! " no honey those are just giant vessels........
@bbnmama2012 this reminds of what my husband said one night when I was getting in the shower. " something is wrong your boob is bruised! " no honey those are just giant vessels........
Yep, my husband said the same thing to me last week! He asked me if they hurt. I was like, "No, but apparently they're not attractive!" Lol
Tonight DH watched me clear my plate in seconds, and said, "What was that German word again for eating but only used for when animals eat?"
I said, "I'm not telling you, and don't you ever be so stupid as to ask me that again. Seriously?!?!"
He got all serious about how he was in awe and not mocking me. Supposedly he was proud of the dinner he cooked. Mmhmmm. Lucky that 99 of 100 things he says are sweet because this was a major fail.
Haha @amark11 I would be upset if someone used Fressen on me!
Mine is not a DH say the darnedest things but a DR. ! At my 30 week appointment, the Dr. I was seeing lubed up my stomach for the Doppler and as soon as she touched it to my skin LO kicked so hard it shot out of her hand. She looked terrified and said "what the heck are you having!! That's one violent kid." And basically didn't drop it for the rest of the visit. I didn't think it was that shocking but she truly seemed scared!
He just said that he will not be feeling the baby move again until he's born because he "keeps kicking me on purpose".
In his defense, the first time baby got him in the eyeball when he tried to lay down on my lap and the second time baby got him pretty hard on the stomach during a hug.
He just said that he will not be feeling the baby move again until he's born because he "keeps kicking me on purpose".
In his defense, the first time baby got him in the eyeball when he tried to lay down on my lap and the second time baby got him pretty hard on the stomach during a hug.
In your defense, what does DH think it must feel like on your end then?! Lol these men!
"Do I need to leave here a little bit earlier? Do you need help?"
No, babe. I'm cleaning up our entire 3-story townhouse for a showing with severe bronchitis and couldn't use your helping hands to avoid extra trips up and down the stairs.
Come home an hour after I have to be out of the house. That sounds like a good plan...
Me: am I walking differently? DH: you've got way more junk in the trunk! And bumps be bouncin'!! Me: I meant my posture. Not my ass. Not my boobs. I feel like I'm leaning back. DH: Oh. I don't know!
Me: am I walking differently? DH: you've got way more junk in the trunk! And bumps be bouncin'!! Me: I meant my posture. Not my ass. Not my boobs. I feel like I'm leaning back. DH: Oh. I don't know!
Haha, this sounds like something mine would say. The other day he looked at me and started singing "ass & titties". I've always had a booty but he's loving that I have boobs. He'll randomly sing out "boobies!"
Too funny!!! haha. I feel like he is constantly aurprising me with silly commenta etc.
Recently: After telling him i am in the third trimester he says " cool! Thats the last one right? "
"You're two people!!"
After getting irritated by disrespectful neighbor kids... "Our sons going to have manners! Im serious! His first words better be "please" & "thank you" "
Re: DHs Say the Darndest Things
No sh!t. Thanks for that.
At least he saved it from being a problematic moment by patting my tummy and giving me a kiss.
Today DH and I were talking about what labor would be like and he goes "so if it happens while I'm at work, am I just going to meet you at the hospital and you drive yourself?" Ummmm - no.
Every time we go to Target and walk past the Lego isle he keeps talking about how excited he will be to play with Legos with Minion. I remind him we're still a ways out from that, but it's cute just the same!
Me: "why?"
Him: "I won't be able to fit in that purple monster."
I said, "I'm not telling you, and don't you ever be so stupid as to ask me that again. Seriously?!?!"
He got all serious about how he was in awe and not mocking me. Supposedly he was proud of the dinner he cooked. Mmhmmm. Lucky that 99 of 100 things he says are sweet because this was a major fail.
Mine is not a DH say the darnedest things but a DR. ! At my 30 week appointment, the Dr. I was seeing lubed up my stomach for the Doppler and as soon as she touched it to my skin LO kicked so hard it shot out of her hand. She looked terrified and said "what the heck are you having!! That's one violent kid." And basically didn't drop it for the rest of the visit. I didn't think it was that shocking but she truly seemed scared!
Me: Why? My belly button is so weird looking...
Hubby: It's a sign that you're really pregnant!
He Might not be alive tomorrow.... Ha
In his defense, the first time baby got him in the eyeball when he tried to lay down on my lap and the second time baby got him pretty hard on the stomach during a hug.
Hands off the belly button, mister!
This morning he said "There's a pack n play in my bedroom. Damn it I'm becoming an adult."
Welcome to the real world babe!
No, babe. I'm cleaning up our entire 3-story townhouse for a showing with severe bronchitis and couldn't use your helping hands to avoid extra trips up and down the stairs.
Come home an hour after I have to be out of the house. That sounds like a good plan...
DH: you've got way more junk in the trunk! And bumps be bouncin'!!
Me: I meant my posture. Not my ass. Not my boobs. I feel like I'm leaning back.
DH: Oh. I don't know!
I feel like he is constantly aurprising me with silly commenta etc.
Recently:
After telling him i am in the third trimester he says " cool! Thats the last one right? "
"You're two people!!"
After getting irritated by disrespectful neighbor kids... "Our sons going to have manners! Im serious! His first words better be "please" & "thank you" "