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Bitchfest Monday 3.20.2015

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Mine: Okay... I get your busy... But so are the rest of us princess, buck up. Of course I'm the mean pregnant lady. No, I'd have said the same damn thing not pregnant. Get over it.
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  • MayBeSomeDay16MayBeSomeDay16 member
    HA! I was in the process of making a similar discussion. 

    My husband is a big F'ing baby. He can't seem to handle anything on his own, god forbid he help me with something. I'm so sick of taking care of other people and there problems. I don't want to be at work right now. I have a big Fuck it attitude at the moment.
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  • ks24119ks24119 member
    My BFF is a pia. She is being very btchy because I can't go to lunch with her this week during work. 1 I'm busy at work 2 I throw up from all food 3 not ready to tell you I'm preggo yet.
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  • JLW0504JLW0504 member
    My wood floors are buckling in my sin room, my roof has "soft spots" we need new windows and a new ac/heating unit. the previous homeowners were the type of people to "fix it all in one swoop" thus leaving up with $20,000 woth of repairs all at once...harumph!!
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  • Penguin81Penguin81 member
    NovemberBaby2 said:

    HA! I was in the process of making a similar discussion. 


    My husband is a big F'ing baby. He can't seem to handle anything on his own, god forbid he help me with something. I'm so sick of taking care of other people and there problems. I don't want to be at work right now. I have a big Fuck it attitude at the moment.
    I believe this is where I say great minds think alike :D
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  • MayBeSomeDay16MayBeSomeDay16 member
    amandaruney said:

    I ate 2 scoops of ice cream last night (first time eating ice cream in months) and my husband is all up in arms telling me I can't get into bad habits and gain tons of weight while preggo. It was one freaking bowl!!!

    My husband said the same thing the other night when i opened a toffee ice cream bar. "you will not eat like shit all the processed food" yada yada. He's on my shit list
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  • oliarnmom1517oliarnmom1517 member
    Can't bitch about my husband because he has been supportive but my goodness I can complain about my stepdad...since he found out it's been all about him...well I need this I need this...told me to drive him around the other day and when I told him no I'm not feeling good he said "it's not about you dammit" my response was are you putting gas in my effing car..if not shut your mouth and leave me alone...he hasn't spoken to me since...thank sweet baby Jesus for that one
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  • BettyttebBettytteb member

    I have been surrounded by gross food smells all day. GAH! And I feel like the number of stinky food carts I walk past during my commute from the subway somehow magically doubled over night just to harass my senstivei preggo nose.

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  • DogLoverX3DogLoverX3 member
    @flufy82 couldn't of said it better myself!!! X(
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  • geologynerdgeologynerd member
    I tried to get the eight week prenatal with my doctor today. She's on vacation and can't see me until April 17th, when I'm in another city so I'll be eleven weeks before I see her again. Tried to get DH to understand why this upsets me and got "simmer down" and then "you're being demanding". I told him if he wasn't going to help and be supportive he should leave me alone. He's been texting his hockey goalie who's a GP and keeps saying " Randy says". I wanna bitch slap him so hard.
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  • scufflesscuffles member
    Two gems my boyfriend has thrown out in the last week: "maybe you are just reading about all these symptoms online and it's making you feel like you have them" !!!!!
    And "do you think all of this negativity is healthy for the baby?" As I'm crying because I'm so sick...... Could have strangled him.
    Besides that and being super emotionally needy he's been an angel so I can't complain too much.
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  • AnnamariauDorisAnnamariauDoris member
    Well i work in a cheap diaper store....everyday I smell garbage, alcoohol, baby poop, cigarette smoke, all type of cooked foods(all mixed in one) all on peoples clothes....and ugly sweat smell...God....i haven't huged the toilet yet but I'm so close and my nose want's to run and hidE. My stomach to die off and my hormones....oh well....I kind of talk alone all day....
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  • kmnewton1kmnewton1 member
    My co-worker is going to be on my sh!t list for the next 7 months. Every time I eat or mentioning eating she has something negative to say. I'm going to eat Cousin's for lunch if I want. I was so sick today so far this will be my first meal. Screw you!
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  • RNmommy13RNmommy13 member
    All I want to do is shower!!! But 30min after waking up there is a knock at the door telling me they are fixing something in the area and there won't be water for up to 6 hours.and every time I look out the window they are just standing there by their truck talking
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  • shkilbornshkilborn member
    edited March 2015
    Had to go on a women's family retreat with DHs fathers family. All weekend it was eat more or you want a glass of wine, beer, or shot in your drink! Fuck no you ppl drive me crazy with how loud and rude you are! If I'm in bed asleep don't wake my happy ass up!!! I wanna sleep of the migraine that I have cause Tylenol doesn't fucking work and the nauseous feeling I have cause I can't stand the smell of wine/beer or your perfumes!!!!

    I'm done
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  • MadlyneKMadlyneK member
    Perfumes. At the grocery store, at work, resturants etc. It's like everyone is BATHING in them. I hated the smell prior to being pregnant, but now it's 10x worse. 
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  • Danielleag30Danielleag30 member
    Anytime I bring up any pregnancy symptoms by BF says I need to exercise or be more active. Now I think I have strep throat and told him how today's work day is killing me slowly and he said you need to be active.

    When I went off on him for saying this for the thousandth time, I am now the bad person. Grrr.
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  • amandaruneyamandaruney member
    Danielleag30 said:

    Anytime I bring up any pregnancy symptoms by BF says I need to exercise or be more active. Now I think I have strep throat and told him how today's work day is killing me slowly and he said you need to be active.

    When I went off on him for saying this for the thousandth time, I am now the bad person. Grrr.

    As if being active is the solution for everything?!? Grrrr boys right now.
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  • amh0411712amh0411712 member
    My toddlers decided to skip their nap, I got absolutely no work done because our new childcare provider couldn't start until tomorrow. 1 is super happy, and I'm hiding from the other who is being whiny and demanding. All I want to do is puke. I gave up and ordered pizza.

    At least they'll eat dinner tonight.
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  • kteasterwoodkteasterwood member
    Got to love those who throw out the miscarriage statistics and their friends friend that had a horrible experience in response to finding out someone is pregnant. Positive vibes people!
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  • leslie523leslie523 member
    Went for my first appt today and the doctor starts talking about weight. I've gained 5lbs in bloat, literal nothing is moving bloat, and she's like you need to be calming down so you can gain more in the last trimester. Literally I was like I don't eat any more than I used to, if anything I eat less, and I'm literally too tired to move. She told me if I'm not getting 10000 steps I'm sedentary. Bite me. Seriously.
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  • chunter0526chunter0526 member
    Someone told me constipation was not a side effect and to stop reading stuff. I was stunned. Then was mad when I said I beg to differ considering.
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  • blackcat3163blackcat3163 member
    my toddler has stopped listening to anything we say. period.
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  • srotureausrotureau member
    My genius husband was such a brat today that I actually asked him if he was the pregnant one. What man in his right mind asks his pregnant wife to go camping? Just, please, no. I'm uncomfortable as it is in the air conditioning...apparantly that was not a satisfactory answer.

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  • aura26aura26 member
    Having your boyfriend ask you " are you planning on loosing the baby fat, because you are getting chunky already" (just what a pregnant girl wants to hear right) >:(!! I just felt like saying "Uh have you seen yourself?!" But didn't because I knew I would regret it later... Hate being the nice
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  • Pontot31Pontot31 member
    I love my mom so much but she's in town and being a pain in the butt. I haven't told her I'm pregnant yet and keep thinking maybe if I do she will get off my back!
    We were going to tell our families at Easter - we were meeting them together half way between where we live and where they each live but my husband is now going to the final four tournament for work so I don't want to tell them by myself. I think we will just wait til Mother's Day because I don't feel like telling them all by myself.
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  • SweetMelissa4SweetMelissa4 member
    My MIL is now calling it HER baby. Wtf? This is not your baby, it's mine and her son's. How is that even a thing to say? "Take care of my baby!" Again...wtf???

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  • thistle8677thistle8677 member
    BooBerry137 said:

    Eff you pregnancy migraine. And eff you worthless Tylenol. That's all I got.

    Have you talked to your Dr. about other options? My migraines can be horrific and last anywhere from 3-8 days, so I feel your pain....so sorry. Hope you get relief ASAP.
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  • thistle8677thistle8677 member
    SweetMelissa4 said:

    My MIL is now calling it HER baby. Wtf? This is not your baby, it's mine and her son's. How is that even a thing to say? "Take care of my baby!" Again...wtf???

    This has totally been a recurrent theme on the internet! I don't get it!!! Wth!? Why would any person other than the other parent say something like this? So sorry. How odd.
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    leslie523 said:

    Went for my first appt today and the doctor starts talking about weight. I've gained 5lbs in bloat, literal nothing is moving bloat, and she's like you need to be calming down so you can gain more in the last trimester. Literally I was like I don't eat any more than I used to, if anything I eat less, and I'm literally too tired to move. She told me if I'm not getting 10000 steps I'm sedentary. Bite me. Seriously.

    Omg! Get another Dr. Please!!! It's one thing to be supportive of keeping active, but to tell you to calm down over 5lbs. (Bloat or otherwise)!!!!
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  • august111966august111966 member
    My husband works midnights and goes to sleep around noon every day. My OB ONLY schedules ultrasounds after 1pm. Ever. Forever. What the actual fuck.
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  • anb4anb4 member
    Love the man but man! All I want to do lately is sleep... I'm so exhausted and it is annoying. But he'll come home for lunch on my days off and I'll be laying on the couch. & before saying anything he says " Ha! I figured I'd find you here." - Oh hey babe, glad to see you too!
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  • Kanne0729Kanne0729 member
    It's not Monday anymore, but whatever any day is a good day to have a bitchfest! On Sunday we went to a birthday party for my husband's Aunt and we hadn't told any of them about this pregnancy. so we told them while we were all there together. My MIL goes on to tell this story that she just knew that I was pregnant because when she called my husband the day that he decided to tell her, she said the phone didn't ring instead she got a sound that sounded like a heartbeat and then when she called him back and he told her she just knew it was a sign. This has happened to her before when she called him a couple of months back and I remember her questioning him about it then and when I told her that, she was like no, it was the baby giving me a sign. I'm just thinking, uhm no it was not, your phone was just messed up, but I didn't want to argue so I let it go and let her run with it. I really don't even know why it bothered me that bad, maybe because it's just totally ridiculous, but it did.
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  • lraubaughlraubaugh member
    My doctor told me that because of all my muscular skeletal issues (I've had chronic pain problems for 11 years- physical therapy 2x a week, etc) that she only wants me to gain 15 pounds - are you serious??
    Ok, sure no problem...guess I just won't eat!! Jeez
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  • lopezalonsolopezalonso member
    Only DH and I know about this pregnancy so far. The other day my mom told me that I should plan my next pregnancy so that I deliver in the summer so that the new baby can have birthday parties outside. I was like, great, you can't always control when you deliver. For goodness sake, I was born in December! I was so annoyed. Probably because this was followed by a comment to give myself time in between pregnancies to "exercise and strengthen my ab muscles."
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  • lopezalonsolopezalonso member
    You should reply with a graceful laugh and say, "don't worry grandma, this momma right here is taking excellent care of her baby." I other words, IM THE MOMMA!

    My MIL wanted DD to call her "Mama first name" because it's "tradition" in her country. I was like no f'ing way. You are grandma and that is that.
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  • MadBloomMadBloom member
    My mom is being an a-hole right now and over the last 3 weeks has blurted out, "thank God you're not pregnant! Haha could you imagine?! Good luck handling that!!" A few times because of how active my 11 month old is. She's also teething right now so we've had a few rough days.

    Who says that to a married woman at the prime time in her life to have babies and who she knows wants to have her kids before turning 30?! (I'm 28).

    So ef her, she can find out when everyone else does at my daughters birthday party and not get a special intimate announcement like I was planning.
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  • KatieSetlerKatieSetler member
    Just payed a $20 co-pay to my GP, asking about a medication change. All she told me was that it's my OB's desicions now. Uh, can I have my $20 back??
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