Stupid Sh!t People Say

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• Cardiganmom2 member

  March 2015

  Evil! People have such balls!

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• Kitta+1 member

  March 2015

  Coworker: "If you breastfeed your boobs will never be the same.  I can't believe you'd do that to yourself."

  Me: "When you don't, you're jipping your baby of antibodies, nutrients, and a whole host of things that formula doesn't give."

  Coworker: "Babies can survive on formula.  I can't survive without my perkies!"

  
  

  I was just thinking, "lady, do not reproduce, please." lol  Who values the perkiness of their boobs over the health of their baby?! 

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  Mamma: Kitta 25, Activity Coordinator and Nurse at a school for mentally disabled adults 
  

  Dad: Toby, 36, army veteran and woodworker

  First time pregnant and so excited! 

  
  

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• amandaruney member

  March 2015

  Husband's best friend: you'll never have sex again!

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• Penguin81 member

  March 2015

  @Kitta+1 I gotta agree with you

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Penguin81 member

  March 2015

  @amandaruney can he just not be husbands bff ... Good lord

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Cardiganmom2 member

  March 2015

  Two people have actually said this to me:
  You're gonna be huge and no fun on vacation ...thaaanks

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• Kitta+1 member

  March 2015

  Yeah, they all tell me I'm going to be miserable this summer, but honestly I can't wait for me and my pregnant self to go to the beach.  I plan on only doing this once, and I am going to stick out my belly and enjoy it, lol.

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  Mamma: Kitta 25, Activity Coordinator and Nurse at a school for mentally disabled adults 
  

  Dad: Toby, 36, army veteran and woodworker

  First time pregnant and so excited! 

  
  

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• AmyReneT member

  March 2015

  Man coworker at work is the worst-

   "do you still have a window where you can drink alcohol?"

  "can I have your Kenny Chesney tickets, since your pregnant you're out right?"

  "you know it's not too late to get rid of it." (yes he was joking but seriously who says that?!?)

  
  

  
  

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• amh0411712 member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  "You must have your hands full", "you're hoping for a girl right?" "Double trouble"
  
  Gah.

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• Penguin81 member

  March 2015

  @AmyReneT hunny why haven't you slapped the every living hell out of him... I'm not sure what pissed me off more, "you can still get rid of it" or "can I have your tickets" wtf.

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• scw89 member

  March 2015

  My MIL: "Was it planned?" When we told her I was pregnant (Been married 2 years, have a house and 2 cars and stable jobs)
  
  Another gem from my MIL, when we went to dinner on my birthday last Saturday and I barely ate anything because I felt so sick, " Oh I bet the only thing that sounds good to you is carbs. All you're eating is carbs. You know, that's how your sister in law ended up the way she did (she gained 70 pounds in her first pregnancy). I gained 37 pounds with my first." BITCH PLEASE!!! You just saw me eat NOTHING because I feel so sick, I don't even want carbs! And why is it your business what my weight is? I'm already self conscious!

  
  
  
  

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• leslie523 member

  March 2015

  I just hate everyone, particularly today. Particularly on here, all the other posts. I'm so crabby and ppl just say dumb sh¡t. All. The. Time. I may snap if someone at work says something dumb and I work at a mental health hospital....

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• oliviaann91 member

  March 2015

  MIL's reaction to telling her we were pregnant last year (blighted ovum found at 6.5 weeks).
  "you're a nurse. Don't you know how to prevent that?"
  I'm pretty positive my head spun around a few times, and it made it worse when the pregnancy ended sadly. Haven't told her about this one yet, but I'm dreading it. What business is it of hers? We have actually been trying for over a year. Ugh.

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• irsikb member

  March 2015

  I. Hate. Everyone!!! Glad I'm not alone.
  
  I get "there's no way your only 8 weeks you're much bigger than 8 weeks". Seriously?! The "was it planned?" Why do you think you need to know that?

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• MayBeSomeDay16 member

  March 2015

  My own mother, "Are you getting your tubes tied right after labor, its so much easier, then you don't have to worry about any other kids"

  
  

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• AmyReneT member

  March 2015

  The whole "was is planned" thing I've gotten more than once as well! I'm like really?!?! Why would that even be a factor and what's it your business anyways??

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• Pontot31 member

  March 2015

  We haven't told anyone yet this time but last time I had coworkers I barely know asking of it was planned. That's no ones business!
  
  Last time I also had a manager tell me she wished I would get some symptoms because I was having "too easy of a time."
  I hope she felt like shit when I got put on bed rest at 35 weeks for high BP.

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• scw89 member

  March 2015

  We need to put out a MASS MESSAGE that the question "Was it planned?" In response to someone's pregnancy IS NOT OKAY!!!!!

  
  
  
  

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• amh0411712 member

  March 2015

  jjr1214 said:

  "So was this a surprise?" ~ my husband's grandmother.

  MIL: "You know how that happens right?"

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• peachmuffins member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  "are you getting an abortion?" - my boss and a few other people

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• amandaruney member

  March 2015

  @peachmuffins OMFG!!!!

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• kmd91 member

  March 2015

  scw89 said:

  We need to put out a MASS MESSAGE that the question "Was it planned?" In response to someone's pregnancy IS NOT OKAY!!!!!

  
  Yes! I'm dreading this questions so much, because I know I'm going to get it, given the fact that we've been married all of five months. It wasn't planned or unplanned exactly, but either way it's irrelevant. This baby is very much wanted and loved already, and that's all the really matters. I just know everyone will be asking though.
  

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• snider4500 member

  March 2015

  My sister who has never been pregnant or around pregnant people:" I was talking to the guys at work with kids and they said the sickness is in your head you don't get sick that early" meanwhile I've been puking for weeks straight and so so sick also with strep throat.
  
  And these guys you work with are still with there wives? I couldn't help it but I had some choice words for her lol

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• oliarnmom1517 member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  See I'm a smartalec and would have said something really crazy right back..
  
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  This girl who was bigger then me came up to me and asked me if I was pregnant. And because I was in one of my bitchie moods..I sarcastically said..no I'm just in the baby section of the store because I'm fat.. Felt like an ass afterwords but you don't just walk up to people and ask them stuff like that..I was beyond furious my husband took me home then went back and got the few little outfits and the adorable blanket we were looking a t for the nursery

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• oliarnmom1517 member

  March 2015

  That's not even the worst moment I've had..the other ones were way worst lol I've snapped on people for saying stupid stuff around me..

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• renrondeau member

  March 2015

  Ahaha my friend told me today (she's never had kids) why are they doing so much testing your baby doesn't even have a face yet I'm 5 weeks with low progesterone. Ahaha lets just say we're not on great terms right now.

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• voiceofbeauty member

  March 2015

  Multiple people have asked me "so what are you going to do?" And I'm like what? Is that the go to question... Am I suppose to get an abortion or what are you going to do about school? You can't let it affect your schooling... Like dude I'm 6 weeks no 9 months.. Am I suppose to drop out of college when I'm 3 weeks shy of graduation?

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• Knottie34184263 member

  March 2015

  I am 30 years old and married and we own our own home. My DOCTOR asked me if it was planned!!!

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• daniellej1012 member

  March 2015

  I'm pregnant with triplets and all everyone wants to tell me is how miserable and huge I'm going to be! It's quite annoying

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• ash413 member

  March 2015

  A friend of mine told me that this pregnancy might stick since it was "planned". Unlike my previous pregnancy which were unplanned and ended in miscarriages.
  
  Apparently my body doesnt know what it's doing unless it is given ample warning?!?!

          

         

  
  

  Married 5/23/2011

  BFP 6/16/2013 EDD 2/25/2014 MC 7/2/2013

  BFP 8/30/2014 EDD: 5/10/2015- MC 10/2/2014

  BFP 3/16/2015 EDD: 11/22/2015

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• jamiem522 member

  March 2015

  We're taking a family vacation to Hawaii for Christmas and my MIL said, "well, I guess you won't be wearing a bikini"

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• BeachTeach26 member

  March 2015

  Kitta+1 said:

  Coworker: "If you breastfeed your boobs will never be the same.  I can't believe you'd do that to yourself."

  Me: "When you don't, you're jipping your baby of antibodies, nutrients, and a whole host of things that formula doesn't give."

  Coworker: "Babies can survive on formula.  I can't survive without my perkies!"

  
  

  I was just thinking, "lady, do not reproduce, please." lol  Who values the perkiness of their boobs over the health of their baby?! 

  That lady is a moron. I did not breast feed and my boob perkiness is long gone.

  3/2009 ~ chemical pregnancy 7/2009 ~ BFP!

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• Kitta+1 member

  March 2015

  I have size f boobs ... I've NEVER been perky, lmao

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  Mamma: Kitta 25, Activity Coordinator and Nurse at a school for mentally disabled adults 
  

  Dad: Toby, 36, army veteran and woodworker

  First time pregnant and so excited! 

  
  

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• aproulx725 member

  March 2015

  How about the coworkers that come right out and ask "Are you pregnant?"
  
  How about I'll tell you when I'm ready to, stop being so damn nosey!

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• gapeachrn member

  March 2015

  We told my MIL that we were pregnant and asked her to keep it a secret till we were ready to spill the beans. (Our last pregnancy ended in a miscarriage). One week later I get a TEXT from SIL saying congrats on the pregnancy. Seriously?! She couldn't even act like she didn't know!

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• Penguin81 member

  March 2015

  New one of the week "so how many are in there, because you are huuuge." 8+2 buddy stfu.

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ussromanoff member

  March 2015

  My sister in law likes to act like she is the mother of all motherhood so I already knew she'd be a problem. She's already given me advice two years ago that I did not ask for when I told her we weren't planning on having a child anytime soon.
  
  Anyways, we told my husbands family (her included) that I was 8weeks pregnant. First thing out of her mouth: "So have you decided what kind of labor you want to have?"
  
  Woman, I am 8weeks I haven't even thought about anything yet close to labor.
  
  Other gems from that night from her:
  
  (To my husband) "it's going to go by so fast for you and so slow for her"
  
  "Have you have a glucose test yet? I hate those." (Again, 8 weeks. ???)

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• SweetMelissa4 member

  March 2015

  One of the first couple questions out of MIL's mouth was asking if it was planned. Like, how is that any of your business? Also, we've been married over 3 years and I'm 32. So....yep. It was planned...

  
  

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• scw89 member

  March 2015

  @SweetMelissa4 my MIL had the same response and she's lucky I didn't slap her! Then defended herself by saying its a normal question!

  
  
  
  

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• aura26 member

  March 2015

  I was told that having an abortion would be the best choice for me if I didn't want to ruin my life.. By a "friend". Uh you can figure I got off on them and no longer speak to them.

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