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  • Knottie64157109Knottie64157109 member
    When you have to wash the only pants that fit you because baby insists of using your bladder as a pillow.  
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  • mlgrootmlgroot member
    When you wanted sex, dinner and broke down in tears for no reason all within 15 minutes.
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  • mlgrootmlgroot member
    When you say you want to cuddle and the hubby heard 'nap' and passes out with a hand flopped platonically on your waist. Then you tell him he would win an award for worst cuddled ever. Oh and who cuddles with a pillow between them? Fail #2.
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  • bbnmama2012bbnmama2012 member
    When you throw a raging BF because your internet isn't working and messed up your date with Netflix for the night!!! Seriously?! I'm still bitter.
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  • taboullio84taboullio84 member
    karaelaine1991 said:

    AlyLynn07 said:

    When passing gas every 5 minutes is a way of life and fiber bars = survival

    I burped two nights ago during dinner and I seriously think it made my husband's day. I am really big on not doing any bodily functions in front of people and he thought it was hilarious that I let a burp slip out haha
    Me too.. I usually keep stuff private . the other day I let out a burp...I had no control over it lol
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  • mrsb30mrsb30 member
    When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee (every 1-2 hours) after you pee you're hungry so you get a quick snack and then you have to pee again before getting back into bed.
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  • aj1327aj1327 member
    When you don't need to work out because shaving your legs was enough of a workout for the day.
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  • HoosOnFirstHoosOnFirst member
    When you choose your morning parking spot to be as close to a public restroom as possible just in case you can't make it home!
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  • bosleybbosleyb member
    When you sleep with at least 5 pillows and still can't get comfortable!
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  • Zeuskay01Zeuskay01 member
    klkonwi said:

    When you text your husband..... And he's in the next room. It's a lot of work to get up....


    Hahahah...so glad I'm not the only one. I was JUST about to text my husband since he's downstairs. There's no way I want to walk downstairs and back up again !
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  • rrroy13rrroy13 member
    edited March 2015
    When you have a jug of urine in your fridge for a 24 hour collection (gestational hypertension). Just gross.
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  • rrroy13rrroy13 member
    You get up for the day, not because you are well rested, but because it's just too much work getting out of bed every hour to go to the bathroom. At least sitting on the couch you're halfway to standing.
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  • AceybabyAceybaby member
    When u find crumbs, and rings in all your jacket pockets!
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  • HoosOnFirstHoosOnFirst member
    kzeas01 said:

    klkonwi said:

    When you text your husband..... And he's in the next room. It's a lot of work to get up....


    Hahahah...so glad I'm not the only one. I was JUST about to text my husband since he's downstairs. There's no way I want to walk downstairs and back up again !
    Same here, I have suggested walkie talkies!
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  • dallasmommyswdallasmommysw member
    When you are practically panting during your presentation....no nerves...you just can't breath lol.
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  • KarasTwinKarasTwin member
    You get teary eyed watching the last 20 minutes of Coyote Ugly because you're just so happy that her dreams are coming true. I've seen this movie tons of times, but apparently watching it when you're pregnant has a different effect on your emotions
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  • KaLikeAWindKaLikeAWind member
    When you step out from behind the bar to wipe down a table and it looks like the hallway the players walk down leading off the ice in a hockey game - all the fans sticking their hands out for a high 5. In my case, it was 5 old timer regulars all wanting to touch my belly, all in a row along the bar. It was like a gauntlet of outstretched hands.
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  • frankengibbsfrankengibbs member
    When putting on your own shoes is more difficult than getting an ornery toddler to...
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  • lovethatcolosunlovethatcolosun member
    When you take in a a deep breath and let it out very vocally and your DH asks if you're ok. You just realize that you've been taking shorter breaths because baby won't allow you diaphragm to expand to it's full potential on a regular basis...it just feels good to breathe deep.
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  • HoosOnFirstHoosOnFirst member
    lovethatcolosun said:

    When you take in a a deep breath and let it out very vocally and your DH asks if you're ok. You just realize that you've been taking shorter breaths because baby won't allow you diaphragm to expand to it's full potential on a regular basis...it just feels good to breathe deep.

    Yep it always sounds like I am sighing. DH has learned to stop asking "is something wrong?" Nope, just breathing!

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  • karaelaine1991karaelaine1991 member
    hoodoll82 said:

    lovethatcolosun said:

    When you take in a a deep breath and let it out very vocally and your DH asks if you're ok. You just realize that you've been taking shorter breaths because baby won't allow you diaphragm to expand to it's full potential on a regular basis...it just feels good to breathe deep.

    Yep it always sounds like I am sighing. DH has learned to stop asking "is something wrong?" Nope, just breathing!

    This happens to me and my husband all the time! He keeps thinking I'm mad at him when I'm not haha
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  • mvargas12mvargas12 member
    When you go grocery shopping hungry and your cart is more full of junk food than anything else.

    Cookies, cookies everywhere!
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  • megtyrrellmegtyrrell member
    When a coworkers's guy shows up at your workplace with flowers for her and you start crying because, well, hormones and you just can't handle how cute it was.
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  • MCRM14MCRM14 member
    When you realize that going upstairs to the non customers bathroom may not be an option if going to the bathroom 3 or more so times in an hour
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  • paige0704paige0704 member
    When your feet have become two more hands to pick stuff up off the floor bc bending down is just a pain in the bump

    Love all the posts i agree with all of them lol
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  • teather5teather5 member
    You get up to pee in the middle of the night and rest your head on the wall... and consider sleeping there bc you're sick of getting up every hour.
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  • aliciaspinnetaliciaspinnet member
    When you repeatedly whack yourself in the diaphragm with your own uterus - been doing that a lot lately and it bloody hurts!
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  • enigmaticjjenigmaticjj member
    When you need your husband to take your toenail polish off because its too difficult to maintain that reach yourself.  And when he has to put your socks on for you because you can't properly reach your feet while sitting in an airplane.  :\
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  • WestypetWestypet member
    You know you're pregnant when your pregnancy brain kicks in and you're 30 mins late for your OB appt, all of your pregnancy symptoms make you want to cry, and the day has barely started.
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