You know you are pregnant when...

Re: You know you are pregnant when...

• HoosOnFirst member

  March 2015

  ... When you cry at that GE commercial with the monster with the rainbow tail.
  
  .... When you start running into stuff belly-first.
  
  ... When you pull a muscle trying to wipe after peeing because your bump is in the way and you have to strain your arms...

  Report17 Reply
• Loading the player...
• karaelaine1991 member

  March 2015

  When putting on pants is a struggle because your legs just don't bend enough to maneuver things around your bump (I deal with this every morning )

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report7 Reply
• klkonwi member

  March 2015

  When.... Making dinner makes you feel like you just conquered the whole world and you finally have your shit together........... Lol

  Report18 Reply
• bbnmama2012 member

  March 2015

  When you have to try to maintain your composure while your first grade class is watching Finding Nemo at recess. Why is that movie so sad? Lol.

  Report12 Reply
• ElRuby member

  March 2015

  You are thinking about second breakfast during first breakfast....

  Report33 Reply
• lovethatcolosun member

  March 2015

  When you start to let out grunts when sitting up or rolling over in bed because your abs no longer exist.

  Report26 Reply
• veecontreras13 member

  March 2015

  When walking across target feels like you ran a marathon lol

  Report12 Reply
• karaelaine1991 member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  When you get annoyed with your husband for not parking in the closest parking space possible because the one he chose means you have to walk an extra 5 yards to get to wherever you're going. 

  
  

  Report7 Reply
• celliott72 member

  March 2015

  When you're in the car and tell your hubby you need to pee and he drives slower to take in the scenery.......

  Report1 Reply
• Mommaswizz member

  March 2015

  ...when painting your toenails is not only disastrous but also a painful workout.
  
  This is my favorite thread ever..

  Report13 Reply
• seesea member

  March 2015

  When you cry reading the Ugly Duckling.
  
  I was reading it to DS and I started tearing when the duck was being bullied. And then the tears wouldn't stop.

  Report5 Reply
• ngaines27 member

  March 2015

  When you're on a family getaway and walking down the street in a busy area and you laugh hysterically at one of your children and pee your pants at the same time. Then, you get chaffed thighs walking back to your hotel from wet jeans.

  Report12 Reply
• rrcameron21 member

  March 2015

  When your fiancé asks you what you're going to eat when you get home... While you two are out to dinner....

  Report21 Reply
• laurendutch member

  March 2015

  When your DH comes home to random stuff on the floor bc it just takes too much effort to pick it up
  
  

  Report14 Reply
• teather5 member

  March 2015

  When you start making noises when you eat, like you haven't eaten in days or it's the best thing you've ever tasted. Because, let's face it, you're so dang hungry.

  Report10 Reply
• devyns2nd member

  March 2015

  All of these are so great and so true!!
  

  Report0 Reply
• ElRuby member

  March 2015

  When you debate leaving your bed to pee or just fall asleep and deal with having to pee later....

  Report36 Reply
• MaliKaela member

  March 2015

  When you cry a little bit because dinner is just so good (Is it just me?)

  Report2 Reply
• MJMum524 member

  March 2015

  When your husband can't get his hands down your pants while you are cooking dinner in the kitchen because you have a huge elastic waist and he can't find an entrance...and you laugh and laugh!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report16 Reply
• Zeuskay01 member

  March 2015

  When you look down at your feet and can no longer see your toes or when putting on shoes is a complete procedure you need to take breaks for.

  Report7 Reply
• mamasaurusB member

  March 2015

  When DH hears you let out a moan late one night and thinks you're watching porno in bed on your phone but really it's just pictures of cake.

  Report4 Reply
• Knottie36157349 member

  March 2015

  When you drop something on the floor you debate to leave it there or struggle to get it. When you can't shave your legs without help anymore

  Report6 Reply
• elizab14 member

  March 2015

  When you finish peeing and stay seated on the toilet reading the bump cause you know "there's a little more pee in there"

  Report12 Reply
• KaLikeAWind member

  March 2015

  When you feel like you deserve a gold star for successfully completing the maneuver that is rolling from your right side to your left side while in bed. And two gold stars for getting up from laying on the couch, all on your own.

  

  Report17 Reply
• karaelaine1991 member

  March 2015

  mellymar said:

  When you feel like you deserve a gold star for successfully completing the maneuver that is rolling from your right side to your left side while in bed. And two gold stars for getting up from laying on the couch, all on your own.

  Oh yes this is a big one! When I roll over in bed I feel like I'm moving the weight of the world with me haha!

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• Mommaswizz member

  March 2015

  When you read this list to DH and he says "why does everyone love food so much?" And you shoot him the death glare for being so dense lol

  Report4 Reply
• klkonwi member

  March 2015

  When you give the grocery list to your husband and you remember chips a hoy cookies but forget essentials like milk..... Bread......

  Report7 Reply
• HoosOnFirst member

  March 2015

  When you go to the grocery store and leave halfway through because you are too tired to walk down another aisle!

  Report4 Reply
• KaLikeAWind member

  March 2015

  hoodoll82 said:

  When you go to the grocery store and leave halfway through because you are too tired to walk down another aisle!

  I've totally done this! I'm like 'I still need whatever, but, eh... Eff it. I'm going home'
  

  

  Report2 Reply
• MJMum524 member

  March 2015

  When driving with the sun in your eyes seriously makes you angry... Because, how could the sun be so inconsiderate?

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• allicat300 member

  March 2015

  When your 6 yr old son aaks if you need help up from the couch because its obvious you wont be able to do it on your own

  Report8 Reply
• KarasTwin member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  When the lady who does your Brazilian wax has to pretty much pull you off the table after your wax because you're like a turtle flipped over on your back. Not to mention you needed a wax a lot worse than you realized but couldn't tell because you can't see for your bump. Also, I experienced the toenail painting thing, they look like crap and I'm really looking forward to trying to take the polish off
  
  
  Edited because wtf is WLoen? That was supposed to say when

  Report4 Reply
• laurendutch member

  March 2015

  You start most convos with your SO as "I'm hormonal and pregnant but blah blah"...

  Report1 Reply
• KaLikeAWind member

  March 2015

  When you use your pregnancy and the need to pee as a totally valid excuse to get off the phone with someone you don't want to continue a conversation with. And... You may not even have to pee right then (tho.... Yes, you probably do, you just don't know it yet)

  

  Report4 Reply
• AlyLynn07 member

  March 2015

  When passing gas every 5 minutes is a way of life and fiber bars = survival

  Report3 Reply
• karaelaine1991 member

  March 2015

  AlyLynn07 said:

  When passing gas every 5 minutes is a way of life and fiber bars = survival

  I burped two nights ago during dinner and I seriously think it made my husband's day. I am really big on not doing any bodily functions in front of people and he thought it was hilarious that I let a burp slip out haha

  
  

  Report1 Reply
• frankengibbs member

  March 2015

  When everything you wear makes you feel like a busted can of biscuits.

  Report29 Reply
• KaLikeAWind member

  March 2015

  frankengibbs said:

  When everything you wear makes you feel like a busted can of biscuits.

  I'm imagining the 'pooft!' sound. Lol
  

  

  Report6 Reply
• js10082011 member

  March 2015

  After peeing first thing in the morning, took a shower, and got dressed...then while doing my hair for work, I sneezed twice and peed all over myself. I had to take another shower, change my entire outfit, including my shoes which had puddles of pee in them. Meanwhile DH thought I was joking and now has given me the nickname "Sprinkles"

  Report7 Reply
• lovethatcolosun member

  March 2015

  js10082011 said:

  After peeing first thing in the morning, took a shower, and got dressed...then while doing my hair for work, I sneezed twice and peed all over myself. I had to take another shower, change my entire outfit, including my shoes which had puddles of pee in them. Meanwhile DH thought I was joking and now has given me the nickname "Sprinkles"

  This is so cute and sad at the same time. Ah the frustrations of pregnancy. My DH nicknamed me Patchy during the last pregnancy because of my inability to successfully groom my lady bits.
  
  

  Report7 Reply