Drunk baby

reneamac313 · January 2015

Omg guise. I ate at a French restaurant earlier and had strawberries with this whipped cream sauce with brandy in it. Do you think my baby could be drunk? She's moving around a lot now... I'm a FTM. I'm just not sure.

twinklymama · January 2015

Must be in labor.

Hahahahahaha!

crispywheats · January 2015

I think it's hereditary. Do you get dancy with brandy? Or Brandy for that matter?

cndupree15 · January 2015

I'm glad there is still humor here. Doubtful that your baby is drunk. Especially when tons of midwifes and doctors say that a glass of wine is acceptable.

krysmill · January 2015

I think you should call your Dr right away!!!

srcr2011 · January 2015

I heard of baby AA, you might want to
Look into it before its too late

reneamac313 · January 2015

Thanks for the advice! I don't feel anything sticking out so I don't think I'm in labor yet. Things should feel squishy, right?

That's a good idea @srcr2011‌! Know of any good places where I am?

scgmama · January 2015

Your cervix will feel ripe and juicy if you're going into labor.

kbelly777 · January 2015

you'll also have handfuls of water coming out of your vagina hole.

ajareiny · January 2015

More likely baby's on a sugar high!

srcr2011 · January 2015

Try smoking pot to calm you baby down. I only do it when I'm trying to sleep and she wakes me with her kicks to my ribs or vagina. Its totes ok, I did it with my first pregnancy and he's fine

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