Mucus plug, water breaking, cervical dilation, Braxton hicks

Re: Mucus plug, water breaking, cervical dilation, Braxton hicks

• Dannylion24 member

  January 2015

  Id like to respectfully request that you add the term "bloody show" to your list of symptoms @chicagojackie‌ I'm really hoping NOT to see any posts on that topic in a few weeks ...
  <:-P

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• HayleyBug55 member

  January 2015

  I clicked on this thinking "Ohh, this is going to be so good!" I was not dissapointed.

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• acpruchnik member

  January 2015

  sarabeller said:

  There's vaginal birth, cesarean birth, and now magician mouth birth. 

  
  

  
  

  So THAT'S what happens when you get contractions in your shoulders!

  Dr. ACPruchnik, TVMD & SBE
  

  
  

  
  

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• chicagojackie member

  January 2015

  @acpruchnik‌ @thedish0207‌ @Maple403‌ @CatLadyTX‌ @crispywheats‌
  
  Well done. You all have been promoted to real TV MD's with that great advice. Looks like our friends need us to help elaborate bloody show and what that means and what to do. Get the research machine going!
  
  

  BFP #1: It's a GIRL! DD born October, 2012
  BFP #2: m/c at 7w, February, 2014
  BFP #3: It's a BOY! Please be our rainbow! Due February, 2015
  *everyone always welcome*
   
  

        

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• chicagojackie member

  January 2015

  Here's a link for realsies to mayo clinic (legit), because bloody show can be a sign of labor. But seriously if there is blood and (pain or no pain) call your provider.
  
  https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/labor-and-delivery/in-depth/stages-of-labor/art-20046545
  
  Who's up for a Bloody Mary?! Heh.

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  BFP #1: It's a GIRL! DD born October, 2012
  BFP #2: m/c at 7w, February, 2014
  BFP #3: It's a BOY! Please be our rainbow! Due February, 2015
  *everyone always welcome*
   
  

        

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• nhamic member

  January 2015

  I knew this would be worth it!

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• acpruchnik member

  January 2015

  I think I'm going to add my new TVMD title to my signature. Ya know, so bishes know I'm legit.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  BTW, bloody show is actually achieved by eating a horse heart before delivering your shoulder baby. Be informed. Be amazed. Be prepared.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Sincerely,

  ACPruchnik, TVMD, SBE (shoulder baby expert)

  Dr. ACPruchnik, TVMD & SBE
  

  
  

  
  

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• crispywheats member

  January 2015

  chicagojackie said:

  @acpruchnik‌ @thedish0207‌ @Maple403‌ @CatLadyTX‌ @crispywheats‌ Well done. You all have been promoted to real TV MD's with that great advice. Looks like our friends need us to help elaborate bloody show and what that means and what to do. Get the research machine going!

  Hooray!

  
  

  
  

  

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• Maple403 member

  January 2015

  Maple403, TVMD

  
  

  Do not ask me about acid reflux.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• chicagojackie member

  January 2015

  @Maple403‌ you may give TVMD advice on any topic except gastrointestinal. I heard you are a urology expert though.

  BFP #1: It's a GIRL! DD born October, 2012
  BFP #2: m/c at 7w, February, 2014
  BFP #3: It's a BOY! Please be our rainbow! Due February, 2015
  *everyone always welcome*
   
  

        

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• crispywheats member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  "Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."

  

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• Maple403 member

  January 2015

  chicagojackie said:

  @Maple403‌ you may give TVMD advice on any topic except gastrointestinal. I heard you are a urology expert though.

  I do pee a lot.

  
  

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• chicagojackie member

  January 2015

  @crispywheats‌ amazing. You're the chief TVMD for that.
  
  And ****mvi****
  

  BFP #1: It's a GIRL! DD born October, 2012
  BFP #2: m/c at 7w, February, 2014
  BFP #3: It's a BOY! Please be our rainbow! Due February, 2015
  *everyone always welcome*
   
  

        

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• crispywheats member

  January 2015

  chicagojackie said:

  @crispywheats‌ amazing. You're the chief TVMD for that. And ****mvi****

  
  Any excuse for an AD reference. Also, dumb question; is the image working? It was fine when I posted it from the desktop Bump but now seems to be MIA on mobile.

  

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• SaraL1175 member

  January 2015

  I'm just here for the dirty deletes. They are Sooooooo entertaining, and how else am I going to pass the time over the next 7 weeks?

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