HELP

Luthy · December 2014

My new BMB is full of crazy people. Can I come hang out with you guys?? Please? For the love of 1D?

Luthy · December 2014

It's just this "you can only post your symptoms in the symptoms thread" bullshit in sept '15. I hear that's a thing these days? When did that happen? Clearly my leaving for a year and a half really sent the bump downhill.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I refuse to read through BMB threads to figure it out.

If you link, you can stay.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

When was the last BMB v Parenting battle? All the way back in November?

Luthy · December 2014

Sept '15, I don't know how to link from the app, and I'm sure they will but I give zero fucks.

theseaword · December 2014

Luthy said:

It's just this "you can only post your symptoms in the symptoms thread" bullshit in sept '15. I hear that's a thing these days? When did that happen? Clearly my leaving for a year and a half really sent the bump downhill.

Sorry, but you can only complain about your BMB in our weekly "BMB Be Crazy" check in thread. Come back Thursday. Mods, can we get this deleted?

Luthy · December 2014

HilarityEnsued said:
Is your screen name Lucy but with a lisp?

Yes.

jamjoyful · December 2014

theseaword said:

Luthy said:

It's just this "you can only post your symptoms in the symptoms thread" bullshit in sept '15. I hear that's a thing these days? When did that happen? Clearly my leaving for a year and a half really sent the bump downhill.

Sorry, but you can only complain about your BMB in our weekly "BMB Be Crazy" check in thread. Come back Thursday. Mods, can we get this deleted?

Literal lol.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

"You'll see"

Luthy · December 2014

theseaword said:

Luthy said:

It's just this "you can only post your symptoms in the symptoms thread" bullshit in sept '15. I hear that's a thing these days? When did that happen? Clearly my leaving for a year and a half really sent the bump downhill.

Sorry, but you can only complain about your BMB in our weekly "BMB Be Crazy" check in thread. Come back Thursday. Mods, can we get this deleted?

I actually lol'ed. Thank god I didn't wake the sleeping beast.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I think this is it...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12510761/anyone-else-spotting#latest

Seems like a fun crowd. I can't imagine wanting to leave.

Luthy · December 2014

Yes, all hail the mighty link master!

thebanich · December 2014

We still had crazies on my bmb after our kids were like... 6 months old. #specialsnowflake

Luthy · December 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

DC2London said:
if you can stomach it, hang around there for a bit. Usually after the first few weeks the sane posters weed out the crazies.
I don't know. May15 bmb is half way through and the fucking nuts just keeps coming.

June '13 turned out pretty well in the end but I also don't remember this much insanity in the beginning...

Except for our wars with july '13. That was pretty nuts.

Luthy · December 2014

catbenatar said:
They're worried about the board looking cluttered? Do they think this is Martha Stewart's house? Welcome to Parenting. We be cluttered.

I fucking love clutter.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

It's always fun to watch a group dynamic form and people jostle for HBIC, also known as the first few months of a new BMB.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I kind of want to clutter the board.

They would not have survived the day we could only post in thread titles.

Luthy · December 2014

Shit, I accidentally just "love"d my own post.

littlestjerry · December 2014

nellybluthredux said:

Luthy said:

It's just this "you can only post your symptoms in the symptoms thread" bullshit in sept '15. I hear that's a thing these days? When did that happen? Clearly my leaving for a year and a half really sent the bump downhill.

Uh, @sterling13 is on your BMB. You should be thanking the stars above for that. Give it time. I think the rules are dumb. Do what you want and post what you want. It's a message board; god forbid someone post messages on it.

Cough cough cough aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem. I'M ALSO S15 TOO, YA LITTLE JERK.

But I probably won't go over there, if ever, for awhile because paranoid.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

gothefawktosleep said:

Psst..we can see you. ::points to siggy::

Stop with the tuidy, mkay.

thebanich · December 2014

gothefawktosleep said:
Psst..we can see you.

::points to siggy::

And?

jamjoyful · December 2014

DUN DUN DUN

Luthy · December 2014

gothefawktosleep said:
Psst..we can see you.

::points to siggy::

littlestjerry · December 2014

I AM craxy and I will fuck your world up. Or melt into a puddle of tears because I couldn't figure which input I needed to change the TV to for DS to watch Happy Feet.

Luthy · December 2014

nellybluthredux said:

pobrecita said:

I'm already posting over there.

Someone said they were butt fucked instead of butt hurt.

RIP Pobre.

I mean, one leads to the other.

DED.

SpaceGirlSpiff · December 2014

Well then

::takes my merry ass on over to S15::

I wasn't busy at work anyway

[Deleted User] · December 2014

Separate threads, people. Don't all go posting in one place over there.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

MrsButt said:

I have no idea what is going on in here. But if we're rumbling with a board, please post a link. I need to get in on it.

I POSTED ALREADY. READ PEOPLE.

Geez. Stop cluttering the board.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

There should now be 17 posts with the title Symptoms.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

MrsButt said:

MarlaSinger& said:

MrsButt said:

I have no idea what is going on in here. But if we're rumbling with a board, please post a link. I need to get in on it.

I POSTED ALREADY. READ PEOPLE.
Geez. Stop cluttering the board.

I WILL NOT STOP>

FUCK YOU. LOVE YOU!

Oh shit. Mods. Please don't ban me. Mella loves me! I think. At least, she doesn't hate me.

::hits REPORT button over and over and over::

nochill · December 2014

Oh. That redandblack chick does not make many friends wherever she goes. She had a few run ins on TTGP too.

nochill · December 2014

nellybluthredux said:

nochill said:

Oh. That redandblack chick does not make many friends wherever she goes. She had a few run ins on TTGP too.

But her posts are so witty. Miss Lady with a tuidy? I don't understand why everyone doesn't love her.

You'll see.

Luthy · December 2014

At least nobody has brought up fisting as birth prep yet.

Luthy · December 2014

My husband wants to know why I'm giggling so much. I don't think he really wants to know.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

I was looking for a Gif and I found this. It's amazing.

Dawn5481 · December 2014

TyrannosaurusLex said:
Omg while KU DH said: the baby eats what you eats right? So probably no swallowing...cuz that's like, half of her brothers and sisters she'd be eating.

Me: you're pretty, you know that?

Thank you. I needed this laugh more than you know.

Totes cannibalism!

Luthy · December 2014

pobrecita said:
Someone once asked if their fetus could get pregnant if her husband came instead her.

Swear to jesus. I weep for humanity.

You should have said yes.

Luthy · December 2014

https://forums.thebump.com/categories/September-2015-moms

But I can't link specific threads unless someone wants to teach me the Ways of linking on mobile.