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sgetawan · December 2014

Gone

MrsTucker2011 · December 2014

modernfairytale8709 · December 2014

Are you actually able to physically reach your cervix at 8 months pregnant? Are you double jointed? How does this work?
I'm so intrigued, because once during my TTC days I read how to check my cervix to help predict optimal fertilty days. Even my flexible nonpregnant self fell off the toilet before I could reach my end goal of actually feeling my cervix.
#mycervixisjuicierthanyours

bhjones1980 · December 2014

It is wayyyyyy too early for this

flyster · December 2014

maasybaby said:

My face right now.

lizjennings81 · December 2014

sgetawan said:
Sex/tmi question
Can anyone actually explain how it feels when your cervix feels ripe? Is it that feeling like when you have an orgasm after sex? Like that's plump and juicy feeling?

Should this be a QFP? Does posterity really need a record? Questions to ponder ...

bhjones1980 · December 2014

lizjennings81 ok I have to ask, I made it to the second of the last day of the month without asking and trying to figure it out on my own.

I dont get your siggy pic? what is the fail there? Is that the sign for the Holland Tunnel in NY?

Alygohome · December 2014

Is it the weekend or something?

wirtlehm · December 2014

@bhjones1980, I think the fail is that the tree is supposed to be the "a"... similar to how the wreath is supposed to be the "o"...

lizjennings81 · December 2014

@bhjones1980, I believe it is the Holland Tunnel in NJ. The wreath is over the "O," the tree should be over the "A." It took me a sec to figure it out, too, which is why I chose it.

kefttsc · December 2014

Too early for anything plump and juicy.....

And I second the "how can you even feel it" because I struggle to wipe myself, let alone check my cervix.

usmcwife89 · December 2014

) Too early for this. All I can do is laugh. Wow.. Just wow. Don't ever say juicy again

wirtlehm · December 2014

Yes, I am with all PP... I can't do this today, maybe not ever... Why OP... why are you asking this terribly, incredibly, horribly nasty TMI question...

mishka29 · December 2014

Certainly did not expect this...

lulu4087 · December 2014

Who goes around feeling their cervix after an orgasm? Hold on, gotta check this....

wendy46001 · December 2014

OP: ah...let just not go there (if its even possible to get there at 7+ months)

Repliers: Thanks I so needed this laugh today, love you all

michelle142 · December 2014

WTF

triplej9 · December 2014

tropicbreeze · December 2014

Yea....I'm just going to go with my standard reply lately and say this is an excellent question for your doctor.

lotsofdotts · December 2014

Juicy is almost as bad as moist. Ewww...

digwriter · December 2014

Well, this is an interesting first question.

mamabutt · December 2014

Who are you? And ew. I can now add "plump" and "juicy" to my gross out words...

mom2xover2002 · December 2014

Totally gross! To early for this crap!!

MissEm15 · December 2014

kefttsc said:
Too early for anything plump and juicy.....

And I second the "how can you even feel it" because I struggle to wipe myself, let alone check my cervix.

This is exactly what I was thinking!!! Wiping is hard enough! All the crazy on F15 lately is at an all time high. Ugh.

lizjennings81 · December 2014

@dorothygale01, what would I do without you? Grammar queen, board mod, and ripeness expert. You are my go-to resource for life.

kefttsc · December 2014

dorothygale01 said:

Guise be nice jeeze. OP, you can tell if your cervix is ripe just like you'd feel if a CANTALOUPE is ripe. First give it a good squeeze. Cervixes/cantaloupes should be squishy when ripe. Then check out this graphic for cervical/cantaloupe opening ripeness indications: Last, ask DH to give it a good sniff test! Ripe Cervixes/cantaloupes should have a sweet smell that tells you they are good to go! I hope this has been informative!

What if it smells like collard greens???

kefttsc · December 2014

dorothygale01 said:

kefttsc said:

dorothygale01 said:

Guise be nice jeeze. OP, you can tell if your cervix is ripe just like you'd feel if a CANTALOUPE is ripe. First give it a good squeeze. Cervixes/cantaloupes should be squishy when ripe. Then check out this graphic for cervical/cantaloupe opening ripeness indications: Last, ask DH to give it a good sniff test! Ripe Cervixes/cantaloupes should have a sweet smell that tells you they are good to go! I hope this has been informative!

What if it smells like collard greens???

then you waited too long to push the baby out and your cervix went from ripe to rotten!

Oh no!!!! Thank goodness I started sniffing it early for prevention purposes.

Maple403 · December 2014

I, for one, am no longer surprised by anything people post on F15.

crispywheats · December 2014

modernfairytale8709 said:
Are you actually able to physically reach your cervix at 8 months pregnant? Are you double jointed? How does this work?

Nahnah, nahnah, nah, nah, Inspect Her Gadget. Go, go, Gadget arms!

mom2xover2002 · December 2014

@Maple403‌ where would we be without a Monty Python Quote??? Love it!

lizjennings81 · December 2014

crispywheats said:

Are you actually able to physically reach your cervix at 8 months pregnant? Are you double jointed? How does this work?
Nahnah, nahnah, nah, nah, Inspect Her Gadget. Go, go, Gadget arms!

/ded

Mommalawyer · December 2014

What the fresh hell?

boxerrrmama85 · December 2014

Oh dear god-- I actually just can't-- I wish this was marked NSFW... Still dying laughing

MommyOfAMiracle · December 2014

sgetawan · December 2014

Well aren't you all a pack of miserable bitches. Yes my question was not worded too well as I couldn't think of the correct/appropriate terminology.
Thanks for nothing and don't worry, that was my first and last post.
I'm not here for nastiness. This isn't high school. Grow up people!

ambz06060 · December 2014

sgetawan said:

Well aren't you all a pack of miserable bitches. Yes my question was not worded too well as I couldn't think of the correct/appropriate terminology. Thanks for nothing and don't worry, that was my first and last post. I'm not here for nastiness. This isn't high school. Grow up people!

QFP.....

mommaa1615 · December 2014

Ooh man here we go......... X_X

acpruchnik · December 2014

Welcome on behalf of myself and all of the miserable bitches of F15 and congrats on violating TOU all in the same day! Shall I show you and your juicy cervix to the door? Or would you like to stick around and be pissed in the corner about asking a group of strangers about your ripeness? Either way, you decide ;;)

michelle142 · December 2014

sgetawan said:

Well aren't you all a pack of miserable bitches. Yes my question was not worded too well as I couldn't think of the correct/appropriate terminology. Thanks for nothing and don't worry, that was my first and last post. I'm not here for nastiness. This isn't high school. Grow up people!

Twice in 2 days we're called bitches...

StephanieLBerg · December 2014

I couldn't resist....

crispywheats · December 2014

No, my first name isn't bitch. It's Janet. Miss Jackson...

edit: gif fail

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